Women LOVE broken faces

[HowToFixUEE]

My eye just got hurt and the eyelid stuck like that idk why, but basically I went to my job and foids started talking to me asking what happened to my eye and laughing saying it looks charismatic (I told them I got in a fight) and then I came up with the usual "nah dw that's nothing, I'm a man" then got their IG's.

I already knew women LOVE broken / big noses and scars but I didn't know they would get wet over somebody looking like he got a glass eye

 

[appeal]

Run a knife over your face theory.

 

[Willmogulater]

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My eye just got hurt and the eyelid stuck like that idk why, but basically I went to my job and foids started talking to me asking what happened to my eye and laughing saying it looks charismatic (I told them I got in a fight) and then I came up with the usual "nah dw that's nothing, I'm a man" then got their IG's.

I already knew women LOVE broken / big noses and scars but I didn't know they would get wet over somebody looking like he got a glass eye

What Abt broken dick

 

[HowToFixUEE]

Run a knife over your face theory.

I'm actually bonesmashing my nose (basically it has to be broken but just a lil bit so it don't give ogre and stays straight just with a bump) and trying to get a scar on my cheek

 

[HowToFixUEE]

What Abt broken dick

Unfortunately mine is straight but if it bends right or left it's 10x better

 

[sarmatian]

At what point in the dream did you wake up?

 

[appeal]

I'm actually bonesmashing my nose (basically it has to be broken but just a lil bit so it don't give ogre and stays straight just with a bump) and trying to get a scar on my cheek

Translation: I am a complete and utter subhuman retard, with the IQ of the freezing point of water.

 

[HowToFixUEE]

Translation: I am a complete and utter subhuman retard.

I can't be a subhuman.. i'm rich, tall and my cum quality is amazing.

But it's OVER for you scarless subhumans for sure

 

[appeal]

I can't be a subhuman.. i'm rich, tall and my cum quality is amazing.

Since when does money, height and cum quality = good looking face?

 

[HowToFixUEE]

At what point in the dream did you wake up?

I still didn't wake up from my bluepilled dream

 

[appeal]

BRB i am amputating my arm RN since "women like broken men"

 

[HowToFixUEE]

Since when does money, height and cum quality = good looking face?

Money = surgery after I destroy my face with an hammer, got it?

 

[HowToFixUEE]

BRB i am amputating my arm RN since "women like broken men"

But on a real note, women love scars and broken noses NGL. They get wet over it, I sometimes knife my cheek

 

[appeal]

Money = surgery after I destroy my face with an hammer, got it?

will money help me?

 

[DNRDniggerking]

wait so I got a lazy eye and one zygo is bigger than the other. should I keep it that way or fix

 

[forearmgod]

tales from the shizo asylum

 

[MANLETprettyBOY]

 

[albe.ORG]

believe whatever makes you happy i guess

 

[HowToFixUEE]

believe whatever makes you happy i guess

I believe how foids make me feel not incels on looksmax bro

 

[HowToFixUEE]

will money help me?
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Slight broken face bro. It's like how women love men who are jacked a lil bit but not super jacked.

 

[HowToFixUEE]

wait so I got a lazy eye and one zygo is bigger than the other. should I keep it that way or fix

bro I make these threads to troll but honestly idk the degree of your lazy eye but if it really fucks up your appearance then you can fix it

 

[DNRDniggerking]

bro I make these threads to troll but honestly idk the degree of your lazy eye but if it really fucks up your appearance then you can fix it

shit man. too late. your thread got me hella excited to breakmaxx my face. ended up dragging my eyelid down to cause more ued on my lazy eye. over

 

[lepo2317]

Keep LARPing. You look inbred. No 4+/10 girl will ever approach you.

 

[ItsOverLawg]

LOOK bro NOBODY GIVES A FUCK about what women LOVE, LITERALLY Nobody. Since they dont gaf too. They dont care, neither should you. Had I been there I would have beaten them up right there for calling my bloody eye charismatic

 

[übermog]

real and true, eye asymetry for whatever reason looks good, look at chico

 

[GreekGenes]

They simply wanted to know if it was some serious illness or if they could just laugh at you without a bad conscience

Don't delude yourself that any woman would find your face attractive

 

[HowToFixUEE]

Keep LARPing. You look inbred. No 4+/10 girl will ever approach you.

Inbred is the way, girls like it believe me.

 

[HowToFixUEE]

They simply wanted to know if it was some serious illness or if they could just laugh at you without a bad conscience

Don't delude yourself that any woman would find your face attractive

We also DM on Instagram because they wanna make sure it's a serious illness or not

 

[GreekGenes]

We also DM on Instagram because they wanna make sure it's a serious illness or not

Sorry I ever doubted you, chad

 

[Jiaxi]

@addem let me beat the shit out of you

 

[addem]

@addem let me beat the shit out of you

My face is already broken by Subhumanity, but I have hope to ascend to HTN

 

[italianmaxxer]

I'm actually bonesmashing my nose (basically it has to be broken but just a lil bit so it don't give ogre and stays straight just with a bump) and trying to get a scar on my cheek

BROOOOOOOO WTFFF relax if u want theat effect just get punch with a boxing glove, ahah btw i got my nopse fractured due to combat sports and i dont like it, ofc its more masculine but man usually a slim nose its better

 

[moggerofhumanity]

real and true, eye asymetry for whatever reason looks good, look at chico

Might honesty be true, look at Sean as well.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Run a knife over your face theory.

This would be higher appeal than OPs brutal cope

 

[appeal]

This would be higher appeal than OPs brutal cope

Every flaw becomes ideal with OP’s cope JFL.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Every flaw becomes ideal with OP’s cope JFL.

Actually sad asf thread

Poor lad

 

[yellowshortcel]

next you might as well get a scar down your face and be bruised up

 

[BruhJv]

Scars on your face are beatiful ahh statement

 

[Sprinkles]

would they like cauliflower ear