Women love rude men (story)

[Deleted member 3299]

this story took place on the last week of grade 10 second semester

i was sitting on a coach just chilling talking to this girl

i roasted her and called her ugly and she got pissed and kicked me directly on my Black Airforce Ones (I was mad but I did not show it) and walked out the class

5 minutes later she comes back and guess what happens?

she sits on my lap and starts flirting

if i was nice to her she would of lost interest

this is why being rude to girls is everything

 

[Zero]

So did you fuck her?

 

[Deleted member 3299]

So did you fuck her?

no bro she lives far away

 

[Zero]

no bro she lives far away

There must've been a bathroom nearby

 

[Pietrosiek]

chad

 

[Deleted member 3299]

chad

i am very ugly bro but everyone in my class was too high inhib to talk with girls so she had no choice

 

[Deleted member 1140]

she did this to hurt you even more. show validation until you are in love and then ignore you to fuck chad

 

[Deleted member 3299]

she did this to hurt you even more. show validation until you are in love and then ignore you to fuck chad

maybe bro but i stopped talking to her shortly after cuz my niggas brought in spicy dorito chips

 

[Deleted member 4563]

Sorry pal I'm gonna have to check you...

Is this one of those?

 

[Deleted member 3299]

Sorry pal I'm gonna have to check you...

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Is this one of those?

nah bro

 

[Deleted member 4563]

nah bro

Aight bro, we cool.

 

[so_cold97]

this story took place on the last week of grade 10 second semester

i was sitting on a coach just chilling talking to this girl

i roasted her and called her ugly and she got pissed and kicked me directly on my Black Airforce Ones (I was mad but I did not show it) and walked out the class

5 minutes later she comes back and guess what happens?

she sits on my lap and starts flirting

if i was nice to her she would of lost interest

this is why being rude to girls is everything

she thought you were flirting when you roasted her.

 

[Deleted member 39]

she thought you were flirting when you roasted her.

 

[Deleted member 2745]

i am very ugly bro but everyone in my class was too high inhib to talk with girls so she had no choice

Don't fucking lie.
You are 6 psl giga framed Chad.

 

[Deleted member 3299]

Don't fucking lie.
You are 6 psl giga framed Chad.

cope you utter chad

i am very fat and ugly

dont ever forget this

 

[SuicideBomber]

cope you utter chad

i am very fat and ugly

dont ever forget this

Jfl at this highly aesthetic ultragigamogger. You exactly know that you mog every person in your presence and if not, you just use ur pure strength and beat the person, until she leaves.

Holy fuck, what a fucking GIGACHAD. IAM MITUN HARD BOYO!

 

[Deleted member 3299]

Jfl at this highly aesthetic ultragigamogger. You exactly know that you mog every person in your presence and if not, you just use ur pure strength and beat the person, until she leaves.

Holy fuck, what a fucking GIGACHAD. IAM MITUN HARD BOYO!

i am subanimal

 

[Deleted member 4209]

meanwhile i have to kiss up to oneitis to even get a response

 

[SuicideBomber]

i am subanimal

STOP THE FUCKING COPE AND ACCEPT THE REALITY YOU FUCKING FABULOUS SON OF A SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE MOTHER. IF I WOULD BE YOUR NEIGHBOUR AND HAD HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES, I WOULD GO EVERYDAY UP TO YOUR HOUSE RING ON IT , AND KISS YOUR BEAUTIFUL LIPS. HMMMMMM ...... OHHHHHHHH... ONLY THE,IMAGINATION GIVES ME ALREADY AN ORGASM. YOURE INSANE BRO. ABSOLUTELY INSANELY MOGGINGMACHINE.

 

[Deleted member 3299]

meanwhile i have to kiss up to oneitis to even get a response

you are not ugly enough to get girls to like you

extreme theory is legit

 

[Deleted member 4209]

you are not ugly enough to get girls to like you

extreme theory is legit

i can assure you i am extremely ugly

 

[Deleted member 3299]

i can assure you i am extremely ugly

I am uglier than you handsome son of a bitch

no one is uglier than me

remember this

 

[Ghostcel]

Black Air Force 1 activity

 

[Deleted member 3299]

Black Air Force 1 activity

indeed bro

 

[Deleted member 3328]

Black Airforce Ones

lol bro