Work would be great if it weren’t for this one bitch

[optimisticzoomer]

It’s still pretty good
But one of my coworkers is a 49 year old bitch who is constantly moaning about something/someone. Whenever she’s not in everyone (not just our team) mentions how relaxed it seems since a certain someone is missing

And she also always turns the heating on when it’s not even cold. Apparently she spoke to my other colleague when I left, and said he would need to speak to me about the heating, only for him to apparently say he didn’t want it on either

And she’s always bitching about her husband, who seems to do a lot for her

If she wasn’t there, work would be me and 3 other chill male colleagues, but she is there

 

[hotrodduncan]

constantly moaning

id be hard

 

[Poisonpunk3]

I'd pull a Roman Reigns on her ass and throw her out the window on the top of a garbage truck Bollywood style.

 

[Beastimmung]

Whats your job?

 

[Luquier]

It’s better to have a little drama in your life tbh

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Whats your job?

People order shit to our post room for the large site, we process the courier deliveries, then people collect them from us

An on site post room for the different departments

This is with a marine biology degree btw, graduating last year. Yet bachelors degrees alone are useless in science, the few jobs available in this field are way too competitive, and I’m too lazy to use my degree to apply for grad schemes/other jobs requiring a generic degree

 

[Luquier]

People order shit to our post room for the large site, we process the courier deliveries, then people collect them from us

An on site post room for the different departments

This is with a marine biology degree btw, graduating last year. Yet bachelors degrees alone are useless in science, the few jobs available in this field are way too competitive, and I’m too lazy to use my degree to apply for grad schemes/other jobs requiring a generic degree

The problem is science jobs are just shit, who wants to slave away in a lab for janitor pay

 

[optimisticzoomer]

The problem is science jobs are just shit, who wants to slave away in a lab for janitor pay

Shit, yet very competitive and requiring postgraduate education

 

[Foreverbrad]

Shit, yet very competitive and requiring postgraduate education

Dumb fucks drinking the kool aid of “advancing human progress” and “making a difference” tbh

 

[Luquier]

Shit, yet very competitive and requiring postgraduate education

Passion I guess. Otherwise the goal for science grads is to enter some kind of white collar job like accountant or auditing

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Passion I guess. Otherwise the goal for science grads is to enter some kind of white collar job like accountant or auditing

If I could go back, I’d probably do veterinary medicine or something. That would require me to have taken chemistry at school though, or do a foundation year at the uni

 

[Luquier]

If I could go back, I’d probably do veterinary medicine or something. That would require me to have taken chemistry at school though, or do a foundation year at the uni

I flunked med school interviews, too dumb and non NT

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I flunked med school interviews, too lazy and non NT

I wanna buy a cheap cabin somewhere and part time maxx anyway, so career isn’t that important to me
But when people find out I have a degree they always ask why I’m working the job I do

 

[Luquier]

I wanna buy a cheap cabin somewhere and part time maxx anyway, so career isn’t that important to me
But when people find out I have a degree they always ask why I’m working the job I do

What other jobs are even you supposed to do

 

[optimisticzoomer]

What other jobs are even you supposed to do

Idk
Some generic graduate job. Most people don’t go into the field of their degrees
I’ve looked at some jobs related to sciences, but I always doubt I meet the criteria, and cba to make CVs and apply, so I don’t. Also I’m living with my parents rn, so only looking for jobs nearby
Most people just hear “marine biology” and think “ooh, exciting” and assume you should be on a boat somewhere. They don’t realise it’s oversaturated and a bachelors without experience or connections is completely useless

My current job is low stress

 

[LTNUser]

People order shit to our post room for the large site, we process the courier deliveries, then people collect them from us

An on site post room for the different departments

This is with a marine biology degree btw, graduating last year. Yet bachelors degrees alone are useless in science, the few jobs available in this field are way too competitive, and I’m too lazy to use my degree to apply for grad schemes/other jobs requiring a generic degree

Bro didn't you work as a security a few months ago?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Bro didn't you work as a security a few months ago?

It’s the same site and company. We are technically security, so I just moved position. But our role isn’t really security related

 

[.Cx]

It’s still pretty good
But one of my coworkers is a 49 year old bitch who is constantly moaning about something/someone. Whenever she’s not in everyone (not just our team) mentions how relaxed it seems since a certain someone is missing

And she also always turns the heating on when it’s not even cold. Apparently she spoke to my other colleague when I left, and said he would need to speak to me about the heating, only for him to apparently say he didn’t want it on either

And she’s always bitching about her husband, who seems to do a lot for her

If she wasn’t there, work would be me and 3 other chill male colleagues, but she is there

Gang up on her with the boys and put your cock in her butt

 

[.Cx]

It’s the same site and company. We are technically security, so I just moved position. But our role isn’t really security related

I also do security

 

[laworg]

People when they realise theyre allowed to connect their fist to their jaw

 

[John6Enjoyer]

It’s still pretty good
But one of my coworkers is a 49 year old bitch who is constantly moaning about something/someone. Whenever she’s not in everyone (not just our team) mentions how relaxed it seems since a certain someone is missing

And she also always turns the heating on when it’s not even cold. Apparently she spoke to my other colleague when I left, and said he would need to speak to me about the heating, only for him to apparently say he didn’t want it on either

And she’s always bitching about her husband, who seems to do a lot for her

If she wasn’t there, work would be me and 3 other chill male colleagues, but she is there

Kill her