hopelessromanticc
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Holy shit I cannot work with these fucking idiots at my job
Tell me why this nigga makes a chocolate milkshake but forgets to put both chocolate and milk
This other bitch can’t even think properly constantly bitching about something or having anxiety/panic attacks Jfl holy ahit we would literally be in a rush and she hyperventilates and says “I need a break” and then calls her bf for like 2 hours
This other black ass nigg doesn’t even do shit he just be in the bathroom goofing off
Our manager is some fat black bitch who just eats nacho chips in the office while screaming at us lol
Even our district manager is a fucking retard the manlet doesn’t want to fix anything in the shittt place the ice cream machines are fucking broken the pump for them is gone as well the freezers don’t even work so the ice cream products always melt the thermometer doesn’t even fucking work the printer doesn’t fucking work so we have to hand write the dates of when things will expire (yes just put the fate of eating expired food on some fucking teenagers how high iq)
Genuinely when I’m at work these retards make me feel like I’m Einstein or some shit
I come back from my break these dumbass niggas are staring at the goddamn ice cream machine I look and there’s no fucking ice cream bag in it. The machine wasn’t even broken they just didn’t put the new bag in nd their just doing a blank stare like nothing is going on in their brain.
My manager says I’m the fastest but I’m literally one of the laziest people ever I be on my phone 24/7 and still get shit done faster than everyone else lol
I can’t tell if the average person who works at fast food is running off of like half a brain or what
Gotta find a new job asap or just do doordash
Tell me why this nigga makes a chocolate milkshake but forgets to put both chocolate and milk
This other bitch can’t even think properly constantly bitching about something or having anxiety/panic attacks Jfl holy ahit we would literally be in a rush and she hyperventilates and says “I need a break” and then calls her bf for like 2 hours
This other black ass nigg doesn’t even do shit he just be in the bathroom goofing off
Our manager is some fat black bitch who just eats nacho chips in the office while screaming at us lol
Even our district manager is a fucking retard the manlet doesn’t want to fix anything in the shittt place the ice cream machines are fucking broken the pump for them is gone as well the freezers don’t even work so the ice cream products always melt the thermometer doesn’t even fucking work the printer doesn’t fucking work so we have to hand write the dates of when things will expire (yes just put the fate of eating expired food on some fucking teenagers how high iq)
Genuinely when I’m at work these retards make me feel like I’m Einstein or some shit
I come back from my break these dumbass niggas are staring at the goddamn ice cream machine I look and there’s no fucking ice cream bag in it. The machine wasn’t even broken they just didn’t put the new bag in nd their just doing a blank stare like nothing is going on in their brain.
My manager says I’m the fastest but I’m literally one of the laziest people ever I be on my phone 24/7 and still get shit done faster than everyone else lol
I can’t tell if the average person who works at fast food is running off of like half a brain or what
Gotta find a new job asap or just do doordash
