Would decaf coffee make me shorter?

[gustn]

I know the caffeine in coffee decreases height but will decaf have the same effect?

 

[<6PSLcel]

the state of greycels

 

[gustn]

the state of greycels

I’m asking does coffee have negative side effects. And if you’re laughing at the decaf coffee question, it’s impossible to remove all the caffeine from coffee so there’s still some caffeine in the coffee just way less.

 

[<6PSLcel]

explain to me how caffeine would make you shorter ? this is probably the most intricate cope i've seen this week

 

[gustn]

explain to me how caffeine would make you shorter ? this is probably the most intricate cope i've seen this week

It’s true

 

[Deleted member 71265]

It’s true

amazing explanation, retard

 

[<6PSLcel]

It’s true

someone said that on the internet and now you think it's true, it's over for your IQ you retarded greynigger