Would I look out of place if I crashed a Fashion Week catwalk full of MMs?

Would I look out of place if I crashed a Fashion Week catwalk full of MMs?

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Xangsane

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Like this but on a men's show:


www.welt.de

Sasha Baron Cohen: 'Bruno' arrested for crashing fashion show - WELT

The British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, in character as the flamboyant Austrian fashion reporter Bruno, stormed onto the catwalk during a show in Milan. He was dressed in a ridiculous outfit that appeared to be mocking the fashion trend of layering.
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My stats:
  • ~ 5.5 PSL
  • 5'9 tall (would need to liftmaxx/elevatorshoemaxx)
  • 15% bodyfat (might be slightly lower now), would need to drop to 12% to look convincing?
  • Mesomorph frame
Should I do it?
 
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@Sprinkles Why not?
 
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Xangsane said:
Like this but on a men's show:


My stats:
  • ~ 5.5 PSL
  • 5'9 tall
  • 15% bodyfat (might be slightly lower now)
  • Mesomorph frame
Should I do it?
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Bro if you do this it will be the most legendary moment of .org history. No ER will top that. Bonus points if it is a major fashion show.
 
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skorp said:
He frauds all his pics
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emeraldglass said:
Bro if you do this it will be the most legendary moment of .org history.
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Why? JFL.
I'm also thinking of walking on with something that looks like what MMs might wear on the catwalk, but with a t-shirt with an autistic PSL/incel/4chan phrase on it.
emeraldglass said:
No ER will top that. Bonus points if it is a major fashion show.
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Should I do it??
I'm thinking of crashing London Fashion Week. The next one is next month JFL. If I miss that one, there's one in September.
Would I look out of place and get instantly chased out like on the video in the OP?
 
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thecel said:
Fashion models have makeup on bruv
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I might need to nick my mum's makeup for this one.
Pull up the Chico makeup pic pls.
 
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Xangsane said:
Why? JFL.
I'm also thinking of walking on with something that looks like what MMs might wear on the catwalk, but with a t-shirt with an autistic PSL/incel/4chan phrase on it.

Should I do it??
I'm thinking of crashing London Fashion Week. The next one is next month JFL. If I miss that one, there's one in September.
Would I look out of place and get instantly chased out like on the video in the OP?
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Nahh you are hyping me up for nothing. You will not do it. Would you?
 
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Xangsane said:
Need to think about it. Do you think I'd look out of place next to those specimens?
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No you will be fine. Just do it smoothly.
 
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emeraldglass said:
No you will be fine. Just do it smoothly.
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Really? How many models would mog me/would I mog on a catwalk?
I'm also thinking of walking on with something that looks like what MMs might wear on the catwalk, but with a t-shirt with an autistic PSL/incel/4chan phrase on it.
 
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@emeraldglass I'd need to get to 12% or so before I crash
 
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Xangsane said:
Really? How many models would mog me/would I mog on a catwalk?
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IDK depends on the people.
Xangsane said:
I'm also thinking of walking on with something that looks like what MMs might wear on the catwalk, but with a t-shirt with an autistic PSL/incel/4chan phrase on it.
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that girl mogs resting bloatfish gig hadid

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Remember to wear lifts/elevator shoes
 
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Xangsane said:
I will be, gonna wear ones similar to @Amnesia
If I do, would I look out of place?
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I think u fit right in, But ur height is an issue, most of them are 5'11-6'0 range, (most of them fraud height) Barret is listed as 6'2, yet is 5'11 only. If u get some good quality elevator shoes then u wont be out of place.
 
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Xangsane said:
@gribsufer1 @flippasav @emeraldglass @WishIwasChico @bwrauycnee @EasyMan875
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No lol , firstly I didn't read the title correctly I thought you were asking if you were a good candidate for this

imo you can, u have a good vibe out of your score psl
 
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If you really look like that guy you claim you are then you would just need lifts and learn how to move like them.
 
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Ken said:
If you really look like that guy you claim you are then you would just need lifts and learn how to move like them.
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How do I learn to move like a model?
 
Apparently all ur photos are fraud and I don't even remember what you look like at this point

Ur like arab white passing prettyboy right

You could do it

15% is far too high if you're going to literally crash an event. Don't be a bitch cut to 10-12% for sure.
 
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EasyMan875 said:
No lol , firstly I didn't read the title correctly I thought you were asking if you were a good candidate for this
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Yes. I also am wondering what PARTICULAR show I should go to? I was thinking Armani or something high-class. Gucci tends to ask subhumans (not kidding, look up Kamil Snazjder) to walk their shows, so that's out.
EasyMan875 said:
imo you can, u have a good vibe out of your score psl
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Thank you, wdym by I have a "good vibe" out of my score?
emeraldglass said:
You would be top 20% I think.
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Thanks bhai, what about other shows? What brand shows would I suit?
Top 20 in terms of the whole package or just the face, and is this comparing with other models only? Or the people attending?
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I'm gonna make one myself rather than buying a shitty one off the internet JFL.
Should it be incel/PSL or 4chan related?
andy9432 said:
I think u fit right in,
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Thank you, why? What sort of brand/show should I go to?
andy9432 said:
But ur height is an issue, most of them are 5'11-6'0 range, (most of them fraud height) Barret is listed as 6'2, yet is 5'11 only. If u get some good quality elevator shoes then u wont be out of place.
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I know, and I will be liftmaxxing/elevatorshoemaxxing for the show. Should I fraud to 6'1-6'2?
 
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imagine if you're a young hernan drago face at 7'0, 8", 250lbs, 10% bf and you take your clothes off revealing your ss runes and walk on stage next to these guys:

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No you’re so beautiful bby
 
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only sacha baron cohen could pull it off
 
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zv1212 said:
Ur like arab white passing prettyboy right
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I'm MENA/white/a bit of SSA and I look racially ambiguous and blue-eyed, unfortunately I have a more prettyboy-leaning pheno.
zv1212 said:
You could do it
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Lifefuel. Which shows/brands?
zv1212 said:
15% is far too high if you're going to literally crash an event. Don't be a bitch cut to 10-12% for sure.
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I'm gonna try and cut to 12% before crashing. Otherwise I'd instantly be sniffed out because of my higher bodyfat%
 
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no ur a major crusader to prove your not post a normal selfie
 
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looksmaxxed said:
imagine if you're a young hernan drago face at 7'0, 8", 250lbs, 10% bf and you take your clothes off revealing your ss runes and walk on stage next to these guys:

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I'm sure those are Gucci models since that brand seems to ask subhumans to walk their shows. Which brand/show should I crash based on my pheno?
 
Xangsane said:
I'm MENA/white/a bit of SSA and I look racially ambiguous and blue-eyed, unfortunately I have a more prettyboy-leaning pheno.

Lifefuel. Which shows/brands?

I'm gonna try and cut to 12% before crashing. Otherwise I'd instantly be sniffed out because of my higher bodyfat%
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You really gonna do this

Sounds like tales tbh
 
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