would I slay on tinder??

[joao]

I think maybe
they dont know my height

 

[CarlSagan96]

they'll ask how tall you are

 

[ISIS=Sissies]

Niggers have big long penises

 

[joao]

they'll ask how tall you are

But if they dont ask I am ok

 

[Deleted member 2745]

You can download and try

 

[joao]

You can download and try

I dont want to lose my time with it

 

[Deleted member 2486]

But if they dont ask I am ok

but then they will see you in real life and it will be fucking awkward

you're better off being honest about your height and seeing what girl is still willing to fuck you for your face despite being a midget

 

[CarlSagan96]

I dont want to lose my time with it

how tall are you btw?

 

[Deleted member 656]

You're better off listing your height, dead serious. You'll get way fewer matches but you won't be rejected on sight or used for free food.

 

[joao]

but then they will see you in real life and it will be fucking awkward

you're better off being honest about your height and seeing what girl is still willing to fuck you for your face despite being a midget

i am not a midget

how tall are you btw?

164

 

[Deleted member 2486]

i am not a midget

yes you are. midget with good face. it is what it is

 

[joao]

yes you are. midget with good face. it is what it is

midgets have strange faces

 

[Deleted member 2486]

midgets have strange faces

I didn't mean in a literal sense, but you're considered midget by women

 

[joao]

I didn't mean in a literal sense, but you're considered midget by women

not by women i have fucked
or maybe they like midgets

 

[Deleted member 2486]

or maybe they like midgets

yes they do

 

[joao]

yes they do

but according to you only 2% like guys 5'3

 

[Deleted member 2486]

but according to you only 2% like guys 5'3

its not according to me, its according to statistics

it doesnt mean you cant fuck, its just a lot harder for you

 

[joao]

maybe I found some of the 2% girls already

 

[Deleted member 2205]

maybe I found some of the 2% girls already

Are they taller than you?

 

[joao]

From the girls I fucked 2 were a little bit taller, one was the same height and one was 170 cm

 

[SuperSaiyanGymcel]

No.

 

[joao]

No.

why not

 

[Eskimo]

Wow, man.

 

[joao]

Wow, man.

what

 

[Eskimo]

what

Wow, man.

 

[Deleted member 2205]

why not

because you are turbomanlet

 

[Deleted member 773]

what do u look like

 

[MajinBuu]

wear 3inch lifts tbh

 

[joao]

what do u look like

look like my photo

 

[Deleted member 3043]

yes they do

why so trash sir ?
fuck off, of course you can and say the truth about your height in your bio and laugh about it, ironize about it, women like that :
like : " god take out the cm in my height to put in sowhere else, find out where by right swipe madame".

 

[Mr_Norwood]

Maybe in 2016...

Today tinder is only for the top 5%