would rhino ascend me to htn?

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18, 5'9 got braces while in puberty which fucked my midrange making me asymmetrical asf, been softmaxxing for like 2 yrs im around 14-15%bf

Looking for the best cost/improvement ratio surgery I can get to hopefully ascend me to htn, id say im low mtn as of now. Friends say im htn because every time im at a party at least 1 foid usually tries to get w me or calls me cute, but i def dont think im htn by any means. Im thinking rhino just because of my fat nigger nose cartilage?

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Party girls don’t mean anything my Ltn friend can get party girls
 
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18, 5'9 got braces while in puberty which fucked my midrange making me asymmetrical asf, been softmaxxing for like 2 yrs im around 14-15%bf

Looking for the best cost/improvement ratio surgery I can get to hopefully ascend me to htn, id say im low mtn as of now. Friends say im htn because every time im at a party at least 1 foid usually tries to get w me or calls me cute, but i def dont think im htn by any means. Im thinking rhino just because of my fat nigger nose cartilage?

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18, 5'9 got braces while in puberty which fucked my midrange making me asymmetrical asf, been softmaxxing for like 2 yrs im around 14-15%bf

Looking for the best cost/improvement ratio surgery I can get to hopefully ascend me to htn, id say im low mtn as of now. Friends say im htn because every time im at a party at least 1 foid usually tries to get w me or calls me cute, but i def dont think im htn by any means. Im thinking rhino just because of my fat nigger nose cartilage?

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grow a beard more sex appeal
 
Crossbite maybe ? Assymetrical pattern, i got the same faith
 
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18, 5'9 got braces while in puberty which fucked my midrange making me asymmetrical asf, been softmaxxing for like 2 yrs im around 14-15%bf

Looking for the best cost/improvement ratio surgery I can get to hopefully ascend me to htn, id say im low mtn as of now. Friends say im htn because every time im at a party at least 1 foid usually tries to get w me or calls me cute, but i def dont think im htn by any means. Im thinking rhino just because of my fat nigger nose cartilage?

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Get a septoplasty seems to me that ur nose is tilted to one side now rep me
 
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Crossbite maybe ? Assymetrical pattern, i got the same faith
would insurance cover jaw surgery for this 🤔 ever since braces came off (had 2 sets and also had to wear rubber bands in an X pattern)

Symtoms i could use to try and get coverage
1. One side of my jaw slightly not closed when biting (leads to jaw pain/discomfort/masseter tightness)
2. Aesthetic reasons(harmony was never this bad as a kid)
3. Hold the fucking insurance agent in my basement

lmk thx
 
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would insurance cover jaw surgery for this 🤔 ever since braces came off (had 2 sets and also had to wear rubber bands in an X pattern)

Symtoms i could use to try and get coverage
1. One side of my jaw slightly not closed when biting (leads to jaw pain/discomfort/masseter tightness)
2. Aesthetic reasons(harmony was never this bad as a kid)
3. Hold the fucking insurance agent in my basement

lmk thx
I mean jaw surgery doesnt change much of that except the bite
 
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18, 5'9 got braces while in puberty which fucked my midrange making me asymmetrical asf, been softmaxxing for like 2 yrs im around 14-15%bf

Looking for the best cost/improvement ratio surgery I can get to hopefully ascend me to htn, id say im low mtn as of now. Friends say im htn because every time im at a party at least 1 foid usually tries to get w me or calls me cute, but i def dont think im htn by any means. Im thinking rhino just because of my fat nigger nose cartilage?

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You are already htn. Get lean and potentially get lip fillers
 
You're worried about your nose, while you've got those ears with that little mouth and those lips..

Even with the rhino, the position of your mouth is asymmetrical as shit compared to the position of your eyes..

Pretty brutal ngl..
 
You're worried about your nose, while you've got those ears with that little mouth and those lips..

Even with the rhino, the position of your mouth is asymmetrical as shit compared to the position of your eyes..

Pretty brutal ngl..
yeah i'm aware, no point in stressing over the failos that i cannot fix, i'd rather try to fix everything else than sit and cope and dwell about what i can't fix
 
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i don't think fullness is issue; it's more about the ratios/asymmetry, which unfortunately might be unfixable without years of surgery
There are four things that affect ur rating
Angularity
Harmony
Features
Health indicators

If you have good harmony but bad features that will lower ur overall rating and most greys rate based on features and not harmony therefore you will become a mad monkey that is unhappy with the rating.
 
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There are four things that affect ur rating
Angularity
Harmony
Features
Health indicators

If you have good harmony but bad features that will lower ur overall rating and most greys rate based on features and not harmony therefore you will become a mad monkey that is unhappy with the rating.
so you think lip filler
There are four things that affect ur rating
Angularity
Harmony
Features
Health indicators

If you have good harmony but bad features that will lower ur overall rating and most greys rate based on features and not harmony therefore you will become a mad monkey that is unhappy with the rating.
is harmony not literally just symmetry and coloring
 
18, 5'9 got braces while in puberty which fucked my midrange making me asymmetrical asf, been softmaxxing for like 2 yrs im around 14-15%bf

Looking for the best cost/improvement ratio surgery I can get to hopefully ascend me to htn, id say im low mtn as of now. Friends say im htn because every time im at a party at least 1 foid usually tries to get w me or calls me cute, but i def dont think im htn by any means. Im thinking rhino just because of my fat nigger nose cartilage?

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If u fix your ears and nose u likely would be htn u got a good skull
 
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