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I'm being somewhat serious when I ask this question, but it's a stupid fuckass question so it belongs on Offtopic, but:

What would the general reaction be if Clav posted a porn clip with some OF girl?

He's doing more and more shit and getting more and more popular no matter what he does, so I'm wondering how this would affect his theoretical popularity. It's highly unlikely he'll ever do it JFL
 
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Clav has an average penis, I doubt he would ever show it on camera knowing full well autists on here and the normies that already hate him will make fun of his size
 
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Clav has an average penis, I doubt he would ever show it on camera knowing full well autists on here and the normies that already hate him will make fun of his size

Dose he really have an average dick? I honestly can't imagine Clav confessing to that if he did.

But yeah, if he does have an avg dih you're right. Like recently he got 'exposed' for being 5'11 and the the entire thing was made a huge ass meme.
 
I'm being somewhat serious when I ask this question, but it's a stupid fuckass question so it belongs on Offtopic, but:

What would the general reaction be if Clav posted a porn clip with some OF girl?

He's doing more and more shit and getting more and more popular no matter what he does, so I'm wondering how this would affect his theoretical popularity. It's highly unlikely he'll ever do it JFL
Would be stupid on his end, he’d kill his career if he did it right now

if his internet fame was dying out he should probably do it, it would put him back into relevancy for a couple of weeks/months and he’d make money from it. He’s never getting a job with his digital footprint so thats the inevitable path he would have to go down.
 
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Nothing would happen. He's done worse things
 
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Dose he really have an average dick? I honestly can't imagine Clav confessing to that if he did.

But yeah, if he does have an avg dih you're right. Like recently he got 'exposed' for being 5'11 and the the entire thing was made a huge ass meme.
Have you not read the "pissmog incident"? It's a dicklet confession
 
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Clav has an average penis, I doubt he would ever show it on camera knowing full well autists on here and the normies that already hate him will make fun of his size
He lied about his size, he has good jawline, good testo. He just doesn't want you to be jealous if him
 
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it would be terrible for him long term he wont be able to recover like speed did he should just stick with doing those gateway crimes where it feels like he should be locked up for it but nothing ever happens it gives him crazy boosts of attention
 
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I think it would be bad cuz then he would exhaust attention on him and there wouldn't be anything new that's more attention bringing then it
 
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Have you not read the "pissmog incident"? It's a dicklet confession
Oh yeah, heard about it. Reading through it again Clav mentions that he has a 'quiet and weak' piss stream, while the BBC has the most 'girthful and powerful stream'. So we can assume he's saying that since the dude's dick is probably bigger (why he calls it a BBC), it makes more noise.

This is incorrect. Logically, the bigger your penis is, the closer it is to the water when you piss. Thus, by logic, it should make LESS noise when you piss. So if it makes more noise, that means it's smaller and farther away from the water.

Based on the 'explanation' above, I concur that Clav actually had the bigger dick, yet wanted to larp as a smalldickcel for shits and giggles.

I rest my case.
 
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Oh yeah, heard about it. Reading through it again Clav mentions that he has a 'quiet and weak' piss stream, while the BBC has the most 'girthful and powerful stream'. So we can assume he's saying that since the dude's dick is probably bigger (why he calls it a BBC), it makes more noise.

This is incorrect. Logically, the bigger your penis is, the closer it is to the water when you piss. Thus, by logic, it should make LESS noise when you piss. So if it makes more noise, that means it's smaller and farther away from the water.

Based on the 'explanation' above, I concur that Clav actually had the bigger dick, yet wanted to larp as a smalldickcel for shits and giggles.

I rest my case.
I can't believe unironic Clav fanboys not only exist but post here. :lul::lul::lul:
 
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I'm being somewhat serious when I ask this question, but it's a stupid fuckass question so it belongs on Offtopic, but:

What would the general reaction be if Clav posted a porn clip with some OF girl?

He's doing more and more shit and getting more and more popular no matter what he does, so I'm wondering how this would affect his theoretical popularity. It's highly unlikely he'll ever do it JFL
he cant even do a creampie bro how he gonna do that
 
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Clav has an average penis, I doubt he would ever show it on camera knowing full well autists on here and the normies that already hate him will make fun of his size
how do you know he's average sized? Have you sucked him off? I don't get it
 
i also doubt his balls are of visible size
people wouldn't be watching it for the size of his nuts (probably), they'd be watching it cuz it's fuckin clav doin it n he's mainstream af rn
 
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people wouldn't be watching it for the size of his nuts (probably), they'd be watching it cuz it's fuckin clav doin it n he's mainstream af rn
and clav has the ability to get fine ass foids on porn probably bc he rich and the foids will be down bc its clav
 
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and clav has the ability to get fine ass foids on porn probably bc he rich and the foids will be down bc its clav
he might be able to get 4 or more foids to pile up on his dick so his balls and dick size are hidden in case it's below avg
 
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