Would you get a fat girlfriend then give her some semaglutide?

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I want to get leaner so I’m ordering a lot of stuff right now and just found the realization I could get a fat girlfriend and give her some of my ozempic.
I got some landwhale matches on wizz so If I can spot the hidden Stacy I might be set

And even if she leaves me she’ll get fat again and I’ll have slayed Stacy before she left
 
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I’m fine if they’re mtb as well as long as the pheno is good
 
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this is some 4d cope, nigga ill just get stacy straight up and not do some cia level operation for pixels of stacy pussy
 
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this is some 4d cope, nigga ill just get stacy straight up and not do some cia level operation for pixels of stacy pussy
You’re right all of us sub-5’s should all just summon Stacy to our bedrooms immediately why did we think of this:lul:
 
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You’re right all of us sub-5’s should all just summon Stacy to our bedrooms immediately why did we think of this:lul:
just make a stacy sex robot lmao? unironically bro nigga like you would benefit from some ai cocksucker cook
 
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just make a stacy sex robot lmao? unironically bro nigga like you would benefit from some ai cocksucker cook
That has no point besides sexual pleasure, I want a living breathing girlfriend not an ai yesman
 
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That has no point besides sexual pleasure, I want a living breathing girlfriend not an ai yesman
you dont want your gf to yesman? buddy wants to argue with women, i mean i want to too tbh its necessary
 
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I prefer virtual esex with femboys
 
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you dont want your gf to yesman? buddy wants to argue with women, i mean i want to too tbh its necessary
ai is cool but id like a romantic relationship with a human, bro I never thought I’d be saying this
 
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ai is cool but id like a romantic relationship with a human, bro I never thought I’d be saying this
fuck bro women are so easy, in school this girl was working with me.nigga was staring blushing giggling fuark mogging mogs bud
 
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fuck bro women are so easy, in school this girl was working with me.nigga was staring blushing giggling fuark mogging mogs bud
This makes me want to ascend so bad bro, imagine walking around and getting ioi’s from girls with boyfriends
Or sitting down and a girl starts blushing near you fuark
 
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This makes me want to ascend so bad bro, imagine walking around and getting ioi’s from girls with boyfriends
Or sitting down and a girl starts blushing near you fuark
ehh its ok it gives a shitton of self confidence tho i feel like chico walking thourgh my school
 
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ehh its ok it gives a shitton of self confidence tho i feel like chico walking thourgh my school
Bro I’m gonna keep looksmaxing this is motivating, I don’t want to be subhuman anymore
 
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Bro I’m gonna keep looksmaxing this is motivating, I don’t want to be subhuman anymore
you need to respawn as me

also keep in mind height
 
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This makes me want to ascend so bad bro, imagine walking around and getting ioi’s from girls with boyfriends
Or sitting down and a girl starts blushing near you fuark
It's amazing to even think about it
 
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It's amazing to even think about it
do note when shit like that happens by hot girls you are gonna smile big time. its really tough in public places to stay cool and hide your smile
 
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The moment you said this I want to kill you wtf bro I’m sick and tired of this cruel world
My plates are still open so I’m gonna get hgh hopefully I’ll get past 6’2 it’s my only hope
 
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The moment you said this I want to kill you wtf bro I’m sick and tired of this cruel world
i could flex with even more stats but i dont want you to rope
 
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do note when shit like that happens by hot girls you are gonna smile big time. its really tough in public places to stay cool and hide your smile
If I was 6’4 I’d just walk around and watch all the IOI’s I’d be overpowered
 
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i could flex with even more stats but i dont want you to rope
imagine having good enough stat’s that they might make someone rope. Bro I’m caging right now
 
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i am incel
“6’4 incel” you only see this shit on .org, all you need at 6’4 is to looksmax facially cause height helps with aura, clothing and everything that isn’t face:feelswah:
 
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If I was 6’4 I’d just walk around and watch all the IOI’s I’d be overpowered

If you have good face then sure.

I’m 6’2” with 1.5” of lifts in my shoes and get nothing.
 
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“6’4 incel” you only see this shit on .org, all you need at 6’4 is to looksmax facially cause height helps with aura, clothing and everything that isn’t face:feelswah:
ok bro im joking i could have fucked this 162cm femelet mtb but idk i dont feel like texting girls i wanna leanmaxx more too
 
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I want to get leaner so I’m ordering a lot of stuff right now and just found the realization I could get a fat girlfriend and give her some of my ozempic.
I got some landwhale matches on wizz so If I can spot the hidden Stacy I might be set

And even if she leaves me she’ll get fat again and I’ll have slayed Stacy before she left
No, you "slayed" a landwhale, she will become a Stacy after she loses weight(and then very likely dump you because she will have a ton of other options).
 
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If you have good face then sure.

I’m 6’2” with 1.5” of lifts in my shoes and get nothing.
Bro I’m gonna kill you, do you know what I get at 5’11. Literal crickets and I have to larp as taller If I was 6’2 or above I’d just go about my day wtf :lul:
 
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No, you "slayed" a landwhale, she will become a Stacy after she loses weight(and then very likely dump you because she will have a ton of other options).
If I fuck her after she loses weight immediately, then even if she dumps me I’d have fucked Stacy and if she has a little bit of pride she won’t leave immediately after losing weight, cause foids care about appearances to the public
 
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ok bro im joking i could have fucked this 162cm femelet mtb but idk i dont feel like texting girls i wanna leanmaxx more too
If there was a mtb I could’ve fucked I would’ve immediately wtf. :lul:
 
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Bro I’m gonna kill you, do you know what I get at 5’11. Literal crickets and I have to larp as taller If I was 6’2 or above I’d just go about my day wtf :lul:

Are you HTN+ though? That’s all that really matters.

I would NOT be going through the immense financial and physical suffering of trimax and implants if height alone was enough.
 
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If I fuck her after she loses weight immediately, then even if she dumps me I’d have fucked Stacy and if she has a little bit of pride she won’t leave immediately after losing weight, cause foids care about appearances to the public
Well, good luck with that!
 
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i thought i was too fat
If you need to leanmax then there’s things available for that very easily with a little effort (dnp and semaglutide)

But if it was mental then damn I feel bad, she was mtb and you’re 6’4 so you’ll probably get more options later
 
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Are you HTN+ though? That’s all that really matters.

I would NOT be going through the immense financial and physical suffering of trimax and implants if height alone was enough.
I’m not :lul: height and bf% and looks max are all that matter
You already have height so you’re one step ahead of me at mtn
 
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If you need to leanmax then there’s things available for that very easily with a little effort (dnp and semaglutide)

But if it was mental then damn I feel bad, she was mtb and you’re 6’4 so you’ll probably get more options later
ehh she was loner virgin idk bud texting women is easy its like a fucking chore
 
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ehh she was loner virgin idk bud texting women is easy its like a fucking chore
Just put 6’4 in your bio and texting foids is easy
 
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Bro I’m gonna rope wtf at least have a small dick. Mogging on the internet is insane
i was getting chad treatment in those texts the shit she said was crazy but i only remember it now because the topic was brought up
 
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i was getting chad treatment in those texts the shit she said was crazy but i only remember it now because the topic was brought up
What stuff did she say In the messages?
 
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I want to get leaner so I’m ordering a lot of stuff right now and just found the realization I could get a fat girlfriend and give her some of my ozempic.
I got some landwhale matches on wizz so If I can spot the hidden Stacy I might be set

And even if she leaves me she’ll get fat again and I’ll have slayed Stacy before she left
would work but eventually shell regain confidence and be like “i dont need no man”
 
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