Would you leave your gf if she starts farting in bed?

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I definitely would, i never fart and if a girl i date genuinely think it's okay to fart next to me then i leave her immediately. Signs of deep mental illness is thinking that your partner wouldn't mind your farts.
 
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i dont even in my own :lul: why would i let her
 
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that means she doesnt respect you
 
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If she is hot, I'm throwing the blankets over my head and inhaling every molecule of that fart.
 
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that means she doesnt respect you
It never happened to me, i wouldn't date a women who farts because most women who do that are ghetto niggers.
 
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Yall niggas need doctor more than ascension 😭🙏🙏
 
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As long as they arent smelly tbh i wouldnt mind, just a little odd
 
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such a weird thought lol
 
I definitely would, i never fart and if a girl i date genuinely think it's okay to fart next to me then i leave her immediately. Signs of deep mental illness is thinking that your partner wouldn't mind your farts.
I started farting in bed 5 years ago and my wife still doesn't want to do it ... is it over for her?
 
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I definitely would, i never fart and if a girl i date genuinely think it's okay to fart next to me then i leave her immediately. Signs of deep mental illness is thinking that your partner wouldn't mind your farts.I definitely would, i never fart and if a girl i date genuinely think it's okay to fart next to me then i leave her immediately. Signs of deep mental illness is thinking that your partner wouldn't mind your farts.
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Wtf are you doing here old man
Reading hand-picked reddit cuckposts from @ElySioNs and sometimes giving genuine advice
 
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Depends how hot she is tbh
 
What are some thing you’ve regretted not doing when younger
Should have gotten my own car much earlier by not being lazy and working more during my school holidays to save up.
The amount of freedom and opportunities you have with your own car, at a young-ish age, is invaluable.

I regret having stopped bodybuilding once my buddy stopped.

I regret not beating up the guy who cucked me with my oneitis in high school. I regret not beating her up too. And I regret never telling my whore mother to shut her deranged whore mouth.

And I regret not fixing my teeth as soon as I had money for it.

Probably more, but basically any issue you keep dwelling on is worth fixing, and as early as possible. The longer you dwell on them instead of tackling them head on, the more good opportunities will get lost over time.
 
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Yes, foids shouldn't fart.
 
Should have gotten my own car much earlier by not being lazy and working more during my school holidays to save up.
The amount of freedom and opportunities you have with your own car, at a young-ish age, is invaluable.

I regret having stopped bodybuilding once my buddy stopped.

I regret not beating up the guy who cucked me with my oneitis in high school. I regret not beating her up too. And I regret never telling my whore mother to shut her deranged whore mouth.

And I regret not fixing my teeth as soon as I had money for it.

Probably more, but basically any issue you keep dwelling on is worth fixing, and as early as possible. The longer you dwell on them instead of tackling them head on, the more good opportunities will get lost over time.
appreciate the reply
 
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id stick my finger in her shithole and check to see if it’s brown residue. If so, I’m going in nose first catch you on the other side 🤿 🫡
 
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I honestly don't think women should fart in the presence of their husband unless they really have to. For one, women should aim to be as feminine as possible and that includes excusing yourself to go fart in the bathroom or whereever. Also, if she does start doing it, that means she's gotten too comfortable around you and thinks you aren't going anywhere no matter what she does, this is a bad sign because she thinks you're locked down and women just descend and get worse and worse when they think of you like this. It's extremely unfeminine when a woman just randomly farts all the time in front of you. A man doing it doesn't matter, masculine men burp and fart whereever they like, that's dominance but women should be submissive and feminine.
 
I definitely would, i never fart and if a girl i date genuinely think it's okay to fart next to me then i leave her immediately. Signs of deep mental illness is thinking that your partner wouldn't mind your farts.
its good hot and cold to tell off a bitch or get mad at a bitch for small shit like farting.

To manipulate her blow it out of porpotions and get mad, and next time she asks to fuck (take furosemide or drink hella coconut milk) say u were turned off, by the way she farted and thats why u cant get hard. She will then make an attempt to keep make up on, have hair brushed, and look good around you constantly.

Turn hoes into house wifes. Game is game
 
I definitely would, i never fart and if a girl i date genuinely think it's okay to fart next to me then i leave her immediately. Signs of deep mental illness is thinking that your partner wouldn't mind your farts.
What if Kevin Massey farts on you?
 
It's a sign to ass fuck her :feelsgood:
 
Idk who she is im not a high level gooner
Kevin massey is my pfp
 
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The hell, she is gonna get a fart straight between the eyes
 
They fart in their sleep anyway because they hold it in throughout the day
So you're gonna hear it regardless
 
I definitely would, i never fart and if a girl i date genuinely think it's okay to fart next to me then i leave her immediately. Signs of deep mental illness is thinking that your partner wouldn't mind your farts.
If you do this and you deserve to be incel.

I’ll take her off your hands if that’s such a problem I always fart in the bed and didn’t all the time when I dated hoes they never knew ofc 😉
 
If you do this and you deserve to be incel.

I’ll take her off your hands if that’s such a problem I always fart in the bed and didn’t all the time when I dated hoes they never knew ofc 😉
You won't be able to because my new gf doesn't fart and she doesn't like ugly niggers
 
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i'd definitely pull out my BIG NIGGER COCK and start licking his asshole while jacking it
 
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