Would you like to be an animal for a day?

[Deleted member 12828]

And do like... naughty things?


Coolest reply gets his wish granted

 

[Deleted member 11053]

Fuck i want my wish granted but i have no cool reply

 

[Deleted member 12828]

Fuck i want my wish granted but i have no cool reply

yeh

 

[Deleted member 11053]

I would probably want to be a cat or an eagle

 

[Deleted member 7866]

i would be dog and fuck women

 

[Deleted member 8576]

humans ARE animels...ugh...

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

i want to be a pigeon. i will shit on peoples cars and eat trash off the street

 

[Deleted member 6785]

i would be dog and fuck women

 

[RichardSpencel]

I would be a unwanted abused dog to finally feel what you guys feel like.

 

[Deleted member 12856]

I'd try out being a dog or cat. But not domnesticated ones because then I'd just feel like a human.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

And do like... naughty things?


Coolest reply gets his wish granted

A carnivore dinosaur. So I can eat as many people as I can. Not because I'd find humans to be tasty. But just to be an asshole.

"Oh, fuck! RUN! HIDE! Here comes that fucking asshole again." A man says as he crawls under a house from the asshole dinosaur. "Like he doesn't even digest us. He just chews us up then spits us out. What a fucking asshole."

 

[Deleted member 12828]

A carnivore dinosaur. So I can eat as many people as I can. Not because I'd find humans to be tasty. But just to be an asshole.

"Oh, fuck! RUN! HIDE! Here comes that fucking asshole again." A man says as he crawls under a house from the asshole dinosaur. "Like he doesn't even digest us. He just chews us up then spits us out. What a fucking asshole."

but then the army would kill you, you didnt think this through now, did you?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

but then the army would kill you, you didnt think this through now, did you?

Ugh. Um. A metal dinosaur then. A giant robot designed to look like a dinosaur. Better?

 

[Deleted member 12828]

Ugh. Um. A metal dinosaur then. A giant robot designed to look like a dinosaur. Better?

ok thats kinda couul

 

[Deleted member 10536]

And do like... naughty things?


Coolest reply gets his wish granted

All humans are animals, ergo we're all animals already...?

 

[Deleted member 10536]

A carnivore dinosaur. So I can eat as many people as I can. Not because I'd find humans to be tasty. But just to be an asshole.

"Oh, fuck! RUN! HIDE! Here comes that fucking asshole again." A man says as he crawls under a house from the asshole dinosaur. "Like he doesn't even digest us. He just chews us up then spits us out. What a fucking asshole."

Yeah, and then you get a 120mm shell rammed into your head. Good luck with that.

 

[Deleted member 12828]

All humans are animals, ergo we're all animals already...?

YOU WON, YOU HAD THE SMARTEST AND THEREFORE COOLEST REPLY, YOU CAN BE ANY ANIMAL YOU WANT TO BE NOW

 

[Deleted member 10536]

YOU WON, YOU HAD THE SMARTEST AND THEREFORE COOLEST REPLY, YOU CAN BE ANY ANIMAL YOU WANT TO BE NOW

Wow, I'll be a turtle then.

 

[Deleted member 2214]

i want to be a pigeon. i will shit on peoples cars and eat trash off the street

Just be yourself.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Yeah, and then you get a 120mm shell rammed into your head. Good luck with that.

Ugh. But that would have no effect on my metal dinosaur head. Duh.

 

[Growth Plate]

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