Would You Rather Be a MENTALLY RETARDED Turbochad or a GENIUS Incel?

[thecel]

Poll choices:

A) Choice A · Chad Dominus:

• You are a 7-foot-tall (2.1336 m) Spiggachad.
• Every bone in your skull is ideally forward-grown.
• Your bideltoid breadth is 28 inches (71.12 cm).
• Your penis is 12 inches (30.48 cm) erect.
• Your IQ is 50.
• You drop out of high school because you lack intelligence.
• You have sex with thousands of women per year.
• You're a billionaire because women voluntarily give you money to have sex with you.
• A day in your life: traveling the world, partying, doing drugs, banging Stacies.
• You buy Peter Wang's products.
• Unfortunately, you die from HIV at age 40. You could've survived if you used Peter Wang's medical innovations, but you weren't smart enough to know you had HIV let alone comprehend what HIV is.

B) Choice B · Peter Wang:

• You are a 4-foot-tall (1.2192 m) Chinese man living in the United States.
• Your whole face is recessed and subhuman.
• Your bideltoid breadth is 13 inches (33.02 cm).
• Your penis cannot be seen with the naked eye.
• Your IQ is so high that you answer all the questions correctly on every IQ test you ever take—in under 10% of the allotted time on the tests. Experts estimate your IQ to be greater than 300.
• You graduate university at 9 years old and get 8 PhDs. By the age of 10, you've attained a level of achievement that Elon Musk can't achieve in 5 lifetimes.
• You remain a KHHV for your whole life. Prostitutes refuse to provide you their services even if you offer your entire net worth for just 1 sex session.
• You're a trillionaire because of all the great things you do.
• A day in your life: sitting in your high-tech office developing new ideas.
• Chad Dominus buys your products.
• You live for 200 years with the help of medical technology that you invented yourself.

 

[Deleted member 756]

A

 

[Deleted member 6382]

genius incel

 

[Mouthbreath]

genius incel

 

[StrangerDanger]

I would rather be autistic james than the genius incel

 

[gamma]

You remain a KHHV for your whole life.

Why don't he escortmaxx though

 

[Deleted member 2403]

So would you rather be @thecel or nba player......

 

[volcelfatcel]

Who actually wants to be option B, sex and mogging is 80% of life

 

[goat2x]

you could have said white and i would vote for the first tbh

even if sub 0,1 inch penis

 

[Julian]

A 100% u could get so many kids

 

[Julian]

you could have said white and i would vote for the first tbh

even if sub 0,1 inch penis

TurboBBC

 

[volcelfatcel]

40 years of the greatest life imaginable vs 200 of the most miserable years of your existence

 

[goat2x]

TurboBBC

turbo baby carroz

 

[zeke714]

Genius Incel so I can buy as many whores I want.

 

[Julian]

Genius Incel so I can buy as many whores I want.

cant fuck them without a dick. Chad fucks them for free

 

[Copeful]

B, A is literally too low IQ to understand how good his life is so it would be meaningless

 

[zeke714]

cant fuck them without a dick. Chad fucks them for free

• Your penis cannot be seen with the naked eye.

Shit dnr

 

[thecel]

Genius Incel so I can buy as many whores I want.

Check the update.

 

[Growth Plate]

>Elon Musk

 

[volcelfatcel]

B, A is literally too low IQ to understand how good his life is so it would be meaningless

idk man, B is just a glorified betabux that lives 200 years of depression, A will live less but he will have a far more fullfilling life.

 

[Growth Plate]

B, A is literally too low IQ to understand how good his life is so it would be meaningless

name suits this post

 

[lutte]

B, A is literally too low IQ to understand how good his life is so it would be meaningless

How’s slaying chadpreet

 

[Deleted member 8853]

I would rather be autistic james than the genius incel
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Lowkey would look like him if i got my surgeries wtf is this

 

[Deleted member 8853]

Btw
I'd be a super evil genius and would take over the world

 

[Deleted member 10413]

The question is really:

Is my quality of life higher as a low iq chad or genius incel?

And the answer is of course the chad because he can get his sexually needs fullfilled very easily, as well as his financial needs (because he can become a model.) While an incel would struggle to have alot of his basic social and sexual needs met.

I don't think you gain more pleasure "being smarter than everyone else" compared to putting your erect penis inside of a girl

 

[thecel]

I don't think you gain more pleasure "being smarter than everyone else" compared to putting your erect penis inside of a girl

This. Every studycel's cope obliterated.

 

[thecel]

B, A is literally too low IQ to understand how good his life is so it would be meaningless

You don’t have to understand stuff to be happy

 

[Deleted member 12611]

B, then use my genius to redesign my face and body to even mog option A.

 

[dnrd]

50 iq means u cant even breathe btw

 

[Danish_Retard]

Genius incel, I'll capture Chad Dominus' dead body and through medical technology, I, Peter Wang, myself invented, I'll transplant my brain into his body and nerve system.

 

[thecel]

50 iq means u cant even breathe btw

Cope!

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wut about all da animals who have sub-50 IQs and breathe?

 

[Deleted member 2275]

Bro at 50 IQ you aren't even getting out of bed nor do you even know where you are

 

[thecel]

Bro at 50 IQ you aren't even getting out of bed nor do you even know where you are

COPE. 25 IQ Chad’s life is more fulfilling than 1 kiloIQ sub-5’s life.

 

[Deleted member 3828]

COPE. 25 IQ Chad’s life is more fulfilling than 1 kiloIQ sub-5’s life.

mr.Wang strays too much from the human path
even if he was gl he couldn't be happy

 

[Reckless Turtle]

This is the funniest thread on the forum.

 

[thecel]

This is the funniest thread on the forum.

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cope!

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[Entschuldigung]

I'm caging at this thread specially the peter wang part

 

[SeiGun]

not a sane mind would choose option B,
you gotta be even more mentally retarded than the chad in option A to choose B

 

[Rt-Rust1]

Poll choices:

A) Choice A · Chad Dominus:

• You are a 7-foot-tall (2.1336 m) Spiggachad.
• Every bone in your skull is ideally forward-grown.
• Your bideltoid breadth is 28 inches (71.12 cm).
• Your penis is 12 inches (30.48 cm) erect.
• Your IQ is 50.
• You drop out of high school because you lack intelligence.
• You have sex with thousands of women per year.
• You're a billionaire because women voluntarily give you money to have sex with you.
• A day in your life: traveling the world, partying, doing drugs, banging Stacies.
• You buy Peter Wang's products.
• Unfortunately, you die from HIV at age 40. You could've survived if you used Peter Wang's medical innovations, but you weren't smart enough to know you had HIV let alone comprehend what HIV is.

B) Choice B · Peter Wang:

• You are a 4-foot-tall (1.2192 m) Chinese man living in the United States.
• Your whole face is recessed and subhuman.
• Your bideltoid breadth is 13 inches (33.02 cm).
• Your penis cannot be seen with the naked eye.
• Your IQ is so high that you answer all the questions correctly on every IQ test you ever take—in under 10% of the allotted time on the tests. Experts estimate your IQ to be greater than 300.
• You graduate university at 9 years old and get 8 PhDs. By the age of 10, you've attained a level of achievement that Elon Musk can't achieve in 5 lifetimes.
• You remain a KHHV for your whole life. Prostitutes refuse to provide you their services even if you offer your entire net worth for just 1 sex session.
• You're a trillionaire because of all the great things you do.
• A day in your life: sitting in your high-tech office developing new ideas.
• Chad Dominus buys your products.
• You live for 200 years with the help of medical technology that you invented yourself.

I would be the chad. But because you put no pleasure in the invel life. Like it doesn't have any rmotional purpose so to speak. While chad parties, whats the incel supposed to enjoy? Why would he extend his plight by increasing his longevity. By being such a millionaire he could afford surgeries and even create a clone or something, robot of meat with artificial intelligence that give him pussy

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Chinese man

Nope.

 

[ezio6]

Delutional.org

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Actually. I would pick B.

I would create a giga chad 10000 ng/dl testosterone 12 feet tall nordic body and implant my brain inside.


I would further augment my body so that my brain is hooked up to a power armour. I would be 18 feet inside it.

The suit would have life support systems, so there will be a constant stream of nanobots repairing and even improving my biology.

There will be a massive fortress in Antarctica with a super computer capable of processing quadrillions of strings of data every second, it will act as an external augmentation to my already godly IQ. My IQ is now in the thousands.

I will wage war against all humans and slaughter them for all the bulling and abuse I went through as a ricecel. I would turn earth into a gigantic machine world where nothing but my mind exists. I would be the world itself.

I will expand myself to the moon and mars. I will continue to expand my mind to all corners of the universe till there is nothing but me.

 

[Magical Apple]

Poll choices:

A) Choice A · Chad Dominus:

• You are a 7-foot-tall (2.1336 m) Spiggachad.
• Every bone in your skull is ideally forward-grown.
• Your bideltoid breadth is 28 inches (71.12 cm).
• Your penis is 12 inches (30.48 cm) erect.
• Your IQ is 50.
• You drop out of high school because you lack intelligence.
• You have sex with thousands of women per year.
• You're a billionaire because women voluntarily give you money to have sex with you.
• A day in your life: traveling the world, partying, doing drugs, banging Stacies.
• You buy Peter Wang's products.
• Unfortunately, you die from HIV at age 40. You could've survived if you used Peter Wang's medical innovations, but you weren't smart enough to know you had HIV let alone comprehend what HIV is.

B) Choice B · Peter Wang:

• You are a 4-foot-tall (1.2192 m) Chinese man living in the United States.
• Your whole face is recessed and subhuman.
• Your bideltoid breadth is 13 inches (33.02 cm).
• Your penis cannot be seen with the naked eye.
• Your IQ is so high that you answer all the questions correctly on every IQ test you ever take—in under 10% of the allotted time on the tests. Experts estimate your IQ to be greater than 300.
• You graduate university at 9 years old and get 8 PhDs. By the age of 10, you've attained a level of achievement that Elon Musk can't achieve in 5 lifetimes.
• You remain a KHHV for your whole life. Prostitutes refuse to provide you their services even if you offer your entire net worth for just 1 sex session.
• You're a trillionaire because of all the great things you do.
• A day in your life: sitting in your high-tech office developing new ideas.
• Chad Dominus buys your products.
• You live for 200 years with the help of medical technology that you invented yourself.

B, The pleasures of the flesh are nothing compared to attaining godhood.

 

[Deleted member 17872]

I don’t know why i picked A then.

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Genius incel