would you rather be a proportionate midget or an unproportionate giant

[Angutoid]

the proportionate midget jeffrey hudsons life turned around just because of his cute proportions that differed him from other dwarfs.
yet if youre an unproportionate giant like sultan kosen you will still be drinking chai in your house and rotting everyday.

 

[Katharsis]

I'm already unproportionate my legs are like 70% of my body no joke

 

[elemanzelvadre]

i need that build

 

[CookieGuy]

I'm already unproportionate my legs are like 70% of my body no joke

I have that exact issue

 

[aryan mogger]

giant mogs, ogremaxxing shrek type shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[axttt_]

define midget

 

[Katharsis]

I have that exact issue

well it's better than having a big torso and small legs

 

[Angutoid]

define midget

like attached.

 

[axttt_]

like attached.

give me a height brah

 

[Angutoid]

give me a height brah

same as any midget, ur just proportionate

 

[axttt_]

same as any midget, ur just proportionate
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absolutely not
give me giant

 

[Angutoid]

absolutely not
give me giant

Youll be cute tho

Your girl can pat you like this