Would you rather be a statusmaxxed sub5 or a incel chad?

[alexias]

You choose to be a statusmaxxed sub-5, you get:

• Sub-5
• Recessed manlet
• 5'7 to 5'9
• Bad skin
• Prone to balding
• No surgeries or looksmaxxing, locked as sub-5
• God tier status halo
• Young mega celebrity/athlete
• Equivalent fame to prime Andrew Tate/IShowSpeed
• 5M+ Followers
• Constant DMs from foids for attention
• 200-500+ slays lifetime easily (occasional with HTB and Stacy girls of your choice for clout, ego boost and story flex.)
• If you were not statusmaxxed, you would be living in your mom's basement with 0 attention from anyone

Your face:

Your benefits:

As a chad incel, you get:

• Natural 6'3-6'4 Chadlite
• All ideal PSL traits + appeal
• Zero status
• Relies on your parents for living
• Invisible normie in all social scenarios
• You never go outside your home much and stay in your room
• Girls notice your attractiveness and approach you but no LTRs
• LTB girls
• Max 40-90 slays lifetime if you try hard enough
• You never get to be famous
• Softmaxxes only allowed but no hardmaxxes

Your face:

Your benefits:

 

[dictator]

statusmaxxed sub 5

 

[Heretic]

Wait so you gave me stacies as an option, and ltb's as the other option + broke and you expect me to choose the 2nd one?

 

[meøw]

You choose to be a statusmaxxed sub-5, you get:

• Sub-5
• Recessed manlet
• 5'7 to 5'9
• Bad skin
• Prone to balding
• No surgeries or looksmaxxing, locked as sub-5
• God tier status halo
• Young mega celebrity/athlete
• Equivalent fame to prime Andrew Tate/IShowSpeed
• 5M+ Followers
• Constant DMs from foids for attention
• 200-500+ slays lifetime easily (occasional with HTB and Stacy girls of your choice for clout, ego boost and story flex.)
• If you were not statusmaxxed, you would be living in your mom's basement with 0 attention from anyone

Your face:
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Your benefits:
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As a chad incel, you get:

• Natural 6'3-6'4 Chadlite
• All ideal PSL traits + appeal
• Zero status
• Relies on your parents for living
• Invisible normie in all social scenarios
• You never go outside your home much and stay in your room
• Girls notice your attractiveness and approach you but no LTRs
• LTB girls
• Max 40-90 slays lifetime if you try hard enough
• You never get to be famous
• Softmaxxes only allowed but no hardmaxxes

Your face:
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Your benefits:
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clearly status u get chads life while beeing sub 5 u outplayed bp

 

[alexias]

Wait so you gave me stacies as an option, and ltb's as the other option + broke and you expect me to choose the 2nd one?

The stacies are disgusted by you in sex, they just do it for fun, no meaning behind it, the LTBs actually have feelings for you

 

[xzylecrey]

Incel chad

 

[alexias]

clearly status u get chads life while beeing sub 5 u outplayed bp

BP is all about looks, life is all about status

 

[meøw]

The stacies are disgusted by you in sex, they just do it for fun, no meaning behind it, the LTBs actually have feelings for you

ye but u still can crack diff stacy every day soo

 

[alexias]

statusmaxxed sub 5

Incel chad

Why???

 

[alexias]

ye but u still can crack diff stacy every day soo

You'd rather be a fat sub5 cracking a stacy that wants to be 50ft away from you after you finish???

 

[Sacrimoon]

statusmaxxed sub5 obviously. What would being chad give me if my life was still horrible?

 

[meøw]

You'd rather be a fat sub5 cracking a stacy that wants to be 50ft away from you after you finish???

ye tf u would be poor incel chad who didnt manage to achieve anything in his life but has good genes ? expn why

 

[alexias]

statusmaxxed sub5 obviously. What would being chad give me if my life was still horrible?

Still a Chad with an life that has meaning and is actually fun to live, like an average teenager

 

[iblamezygomaticbone]

sub 5 all the way

 

[dictator]

Why???

ugly but nobody cares and u get all the benefits of being chad without actually being it

2nd option sounds terrible to if ur just slaying ltbs

 

[meøw]

Still a Chad with an life that has meaning and is actually fun to live, like an average teenager

u have no fun beeing an incel if for u its a fun life rotting in reddit forums all day eating junk food and beeing poor gg money is more than looks even if u pull ltb she will cheat cause ur poor

 

[dhusc]

You choose to be a statusmaxxed sub-5, you get:

• Sub-5
• Recessed manlet
• 5'7 to 5'9
• Bad skin
• Prone to balding
• No surgeries or looksmaxxing, locked as sub-5
• God tier status halo
• Young mega celebrity/athlete
• Equivalent fame to prime Andrew Tate/IShowSpeed
• 5M+ Followers
• Constant DMs from foids for attention
• 200-500+ slays lifetime easily (occasional with HTB and Stacy girls of your choice for clout, ego boost and story flex.)
• If you were not statusmaxxed, you would be living in your mom's basement with 0 attention from anyone

Your face:
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Your benefits:
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As a chad incel, you get:

• Natural 6'3-6'4 Chadlite
• All ideal PSL traits + appeal
• Zero status
• Relies on your parents for living
• Invisible normie in all social scenarios
• You never go outside your home much and stay in your room
• Girls notice your attractiveness and approach you but no LTRs
• LTB girls
• Max 40-90 slays lifetime if you try hard enough
• You never get to be famous
• Softmaxxes only allowed but no hardmaxxes

Your face:
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Your benefits:
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would you rather have ebola with the best medical facilities vs a cold in a very remote tribe with absolutely 0 healthcare

 

[gunrenaissance]

You choose to be a statusmaxxed sub-5, you get:

• Sub-5
• Recessed manlet
• 5'7 to 5'9
• Bad skin
• Prone to balding
• No surgeries or looksmaxxing, locked as sub-5
• God tier status halo
• Young mega celebrity/athlete
• Equivalent fame to prime Andrew Tate/IShowSpeed
• 5M+ Followers
• Constant DMs from foids for attention
• 200-500+ slays lifetime easily (occasional with HTB and Stacy girls of your choice for clout, ego boost and story flex.)
• If you were not statusmaxxed, you would be living in your mom's basement with 0 attention from anyone

Your face:
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Your benefits:
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As a chad incel, you get:

• Natural 6'3-6'4 Chadlite
• All ideal PSL traits + appeal
• Zero status
• Relies on your parents for living
• Invisible normie in all social scenarios
• You never go outside your home much and stay in your room
• Girls notice your attractiveness and approach you but no LTRs
• LTB girls
• Max 40-90 slays lifetime if you try hard enough
• You never get to be famous
• Softmaxxes only allowed but no hardmaxxes

Your face:
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Your benefits:
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First one
How is this even a question
You're basically like the average rapper/actor

 

[888mastermind]

"incel" and "chad" in the same sentence

 

[nellii]

this doesnt make any sense, why would the 6’4 cl be an incel

id choose the second one, go out and statusmaxx

 

[Finn]

You choose to be a statusmaxxed sub-5, you get:

• Sub-5
• Recessed manlet
• 5'7 to 5'9
• Bad skin
• Prone to balding
• No surgeries or looksmaxxing, locked as sub-5
• God tier status halo
• Young mega celebrity/athlete
• Equivalent fame to prime Andrew Tate/IShowSpeed
• 5M+ Followers
• Constant DMs from foids for attention
• 200-500+ slays lifetime easily (occasional with HTB and Stacy girls of your choice for clout, ego boost and story flex.)
• If you were not statusmaxxed, you would be living in your mom's basement with 0 attention from anyone

Your face:
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Your benefits:
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As a chad incel, you get:

• Natural 6'3-6'4 Chadlite
• All ideal PSL traits + appeal
• Zero status
• Relies on your parents for living
• Invisible normie in all social scenarios
• You never go outside your home much and stay in your room
• Girls notice your attractiveness and approach you but no LTRs
• LTB girls
• Max 40-90 slays lifetime if you try hard enough
• You never get to be famous
• Softmaxxes only allowed but no hardmaxxes

Your face:
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Your benefits:
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the chad, but with the goal of finding a loyal girl and keeping the bodycount as low as possible

 

[xzylecrey]

Why???

As a chad incel, you get:

• Zero status
• Relies on your parents for living
• Invisible normie in all social scenarios
• You never go outside your home much and stay in your room
• LTB girls
• You never get to be famous

Because This is already me but i just become more attractive.

 

[zemult]

I'll be the 'incel chad', considering the 'incel chad' in this case would have to have been trapped in his basement since 11-12 years old. I would just find a way to break out, easy.