Would you rather get +0.3 PSL and +1.5inch or the ability to make people shart their pants at will?

[ihatereddit]

title tbh
it works over the internet too

 

[88PSLinAgartha]

2nd 100%
imagine someone starts bullying you in front of everyone in school so you just make all of them shit their pants at once

 

[aryan mogger]

0.1 psl wouldnt change my life not even a single bit

 

[silently_said]

2nd id embarass so many ppl itd make me lowinhib as fuck
id also use it to threaten foids so they would fuck me (in minecraft)

 

[ihatereddit]

0.1 psl wouldnt change my life not even a single bit

true, I'm gonna make it more competitive

 

[silently_said]

still taking 2nd

 

[akz]

title tbh
it works over the internet too

obviously shart their pants, you can literally blackmail people with it

 

[noonespecial]

Shit their pants at will would be funny as shit

 

[psl_god4]

second fs just meet chico and eat up his shit and turn into him

 

[imabetanumale]

I would become friends with women and at the minimum opportunity I will start recording as a joker I Will focus on her or them and BAM! All of them shited themselves and got recorded.

Also at the minor disrespect of someone I make him shit at the instant.

Other greater idea Is telling a person I hate I can make him shit himself when I want,then I prove him, and he will great me like a GOD forever and he will have anxiety every day

 

[silently_said]

lol imagine you make world leaders shart their pants
if either one of the presidential candidates does it the other side automatically wins
you literally have the power to rewrite the course of history