Would you rather get $1000 right now, or the ability to turn anyone over the internet into a NW4?

[ihatereddit]

title tbh

 

[ihatereddit]

brutal no reply pill

 

[ElTruecel]

I hate some people online so Nw4 and 1000 isn’t much at all

 

[Offensive Bias]

Gain the ability to do NW4 and extort them $1000 if they don't want to lose their hairline.

 

[Averagecel]

NW4 obviously and I would use it exclusively on curries and muslims

 

[chudlite]

Gain the ability to do NW4 and extort them $1000 if they don't want to lose their hairline.

high iq i thought of this immediately

 

[6PSLcel]

unlimited uses on the instant norwood power correct ?

 

[ihatereddit]

unlimited uses on the instant norwood power correct ?

yes

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

tf is a nw4

 

[watah]

@shizuku11111 poor ass would be my first victim

 

[glaruz]

I want to see a bunch of men that wronged me in my life go bald. Some of them already did, but others have this NW0 and teen density hair. Fuck them. The collagen reaper will collect their souls either way. The collagen reaper is supreme. So I prefer the 1000$ which idk what I will use for. My next life improvements cost 200k+ so it is useless tbh. Maybe give to some homeless man and see what he does with it.

 

[anthony111553]

if everyone went nw4 and you were the only one left people would def get suspicious of you

 

[klip11]

Gain the ability to do NW4 and extort them $1000 if they don't want to lose their hairline.

Would you extort me???

 

[6PSLcel]

yes

then the norwood option

 

[Offensive Bias]

Would you extort me???

Only if you have squirtle meat.

 

[Beastimmung]

if everyone went nw4 and you were the only one left people would def get suspicious of you

Just do it to 90% of people