Would you rather get eaten by a shark or a bear

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Ngl I'd take the bear, it could snap your skull like a pretzel and that would be the end of it. On the other hand getting obliterated by a white pointer in the middle of the ocean would be fucking cool as well.
 
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Come on people let's discuss this
 
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Fuck it I'm calling in the big guns. @Node
 
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Shark
Nice and quick
Bear
Gruesome
 
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Shark
Nice and quick
Bear
Gruesome
Shark is a slow death think about it. It drags you down while tearing your limbs off and you struggle for air and drown in your own blood and stuff oh fuh naw I'm out.
 
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bear so i can get hunted down by it and feel like im in a movie
 
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Ngl I'd take the bear, it could snap your skull like a pretzel and that would be the end of it. On the other hand getting obliterated by a white pointer in the middle of the ocean would be fucking cool as well.
death by shark is cooler
 
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what kind of bear and what kind of shark, if it’s a pygmy shark for example that’d be a nightmare (tiny lil shark) but if it’s a sun bear it’s also not gonna be that quick
 
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A bear would turn you into a gourmet meal before it kills u but a shark would just kill you faster
 
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Ngl I'd take the bear, it could snap your skull like a pretzel and that would be the end of it. On the other hand getting obliterated by a white pointer in the middle of the ocean would be fucking cool as well.
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what kind of bear and what kind of shark, if it’s a pygmy shark for example that’d be a nightmare (tiny lil shark) but if it’s a sun bear it’s also not gonna be that quick
Assuming the scenario consists of either a Grizzly/Kodiak bear and a white pointer/tiger shark or something
 
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Ngl I'd take the bear, it could snap your skull like a pretzel and that would be the end of it. On the other hand getting obliterated by a white pointer in the middle of the ocean would be fucking cool as well.
Bear

The shark could rip my limbs off and let me drown to death, worst way to die
 
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Assuming the scenario consists of either a Grizzly/Kodiak bear and a white pointer/tiger shark or something
i don’t think the difference would be that crazy in the suffering so i think a shark death would be cooler
 
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Bear

The shark could rip my limbs off and let me drown to death, worst way to die
Ueah exactly how are niggas choosing the shark, if a bear bit down on your head full force you'd black out and die in less than a second, shark would be pulling you down under and thrashing you around for a few minutes not to mention getting saltwater on your injuries, eyes, nose, mouth, etc. fuck that
 
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