Would you rather

[Deleted member 67738]

Get raped by a group of dolphins in the middle of the ocean

Or

Fight a angry chimpanzee

@2025cel @EthiopianMaxxer @JeanneDArcAlter @The Homelander @superpsycho

 

[Deleted member 117288]

I'd fuck the chimpanzee up, you don't know me son, yeah.

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Are the dolphins well endowed in their nether regions? If yes, I’m going to kill that fucking chimp

 

[Deleted member 67738]

I'd fuck the chimpanzee up, you don't know me son, yeah.

Only use 2.8 percent of your power, quite impressive .

 

[Deleted member 67738]

Are the dolphins well endowed in their nether regions? If yes, I’m going to kill that fucking chimp

I don’t think you know how strong chimps are bro

 

[davidlaidisme67]

I don’t think you know how strong chimps are bro

I have bsc strength, I’m basically the dei version of the hulk pal. That chimp will be begging me to kill him

 

[The Homelander]

I already fight herds of baboons on my way to the mumbai temple

 

[The Homelander]

I don’t think you know how strong chimps are bro

ik chimps are strong asf look up hairless chimps
even though theyre small they have like 3x the strength of an athletic human

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

2nd

 

[Deleted member 67738]

2nd

Either get raped or die tbh
Those are your options

 

[Deleted member 67738]

ik chimps are strong asf look up hairless chimps
even though theyre small they have like 3x the strength of an athletic human

One can easily kill a lot of human quickly

 

[The Homelander]

One can easily kill a lot of human quickly

true, but baby chimps who grow up in civilization/zoos can be somewhat tamed
humans alone wouldnt survive a day in the wild

 

[Deleted member 67738]

true, but baby chimps who grow up in civilization/zoos can be somewhat tamed
humans alone wouldnt survive a day in the wild

You can’t even really tame them, they can be nice one second and the next is kill mode.

 

[The Homelander]

You can’t even really tame them, they can be nice one second and the next is kill mode.

u heard about that once case from a couple years ago where a male chimp killed a foid who raised him for no reason

 

[The Homelander]

u heard about that once case from a couple years ago where a male chimp killed a foid who raised him for no reason

wait now that i remember he didnt kill her he just ripped her face off into pieces

 

[The Homelander]

wait now that i remember he didnt kill her he just ripped her face off into pieces

that chimp was strong asf, he almst killed her other friend too, but she got away in the car
when the police came it took multiple shots to kill him

 

[Deleted member 67738]

wait now that i remember he didnt kill her he just ripped her face off into pieces

that chimp was strong asf, he almst killed her other friend too, but she got away in the car
when the police came it took multiple shots to kill him

u heard about that once case from a couple years ago where a male chimp killed a foid who raised him for no reason

What case is this nga

 

[The Homelander]

What case is this nga

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)

 

[Deleted member 25705]

Get raped by a group of dolphins in the middle of the ocean

Or

Fight a angry chimpanzee

@2025cel @EthiopianMaxxer @JeanneDArcAlter @The Homelander @superpsycho

This was what a chimpanzee attack victim's face looked like

I'll rather my asshole look like a raptured asshole than my face for the rest of my life, so dolphins.

 

[Deleted member 25705]

that chimp was strong asf, he almst killed her other friend too, but she got away in the car
when the police came it took multiple shots to kill him

Unronically would fight a gorilla over a chimp, because the gorilla would 1 shot crack your skull where as a chimp will literally peel your skin off alive.

 

[Deleted member 67738]

This was what a chimpanzee attack victim's face looked like

I'll rather my asshole look like a raptured asshole than my face for the rest of my life, so dolphins.

@2025cel built different, he would actually ascend even more fighting it.

 

[Deleted member 67738]

Unronically would fight a gorilla over a chimp, because the gorilla would 1 shot crack your skull where as a chimp will literally peel your skin off alive.

So ur dead in both

 

[The Homelander]

Unronically would fight a gorilla over a chimp, because the gorilla would 1 shot crack your skull where as a chimp will literally peel your skin off alive.

Gorillas are chill asf
That would be the easy route
They have the ability to be extremely powerful but they dont usually do that, thats a last resort for them
They are vegetarians and are super fucking strong, way more than chimps
but theyre scared of humans
they will often fake charge at humans either to intimidate them or as a signal to tell them to move so they can get past them
they dont really hurt or touch humans, probably because theyre smart enough to realize that humans are like an organized workforce that know one human dies another human like a cop or a military officer will come and get revenge

chimps are the real predators, they will literally give you the slowest but most painful death possible, tearing your limbs one by one and ripping your skin and face and dick and balls until you beg for mercy but you wont get it
they laugh at u too
and no one can stop them

 

[The Homelander]

Gorillas are chill asf
That would be the easy route
They have the ability to be extremely powerful but they dont usually do that, thats a last resort for them
They are vegetarians and are super fucking strong, way more than chimps
but theyre scared of humans
they will often fake charge at humans either to intimidate them or as a signal to tell them to move so they can get past them
they dont really hurt or touch humans, probably because theyre smart enough to realize that humans are like an organized workforce that know one human dies another human like a cop or a military officer will come and get revenge

chimps are the real predators, they will literally give you the slowest but most painful death possible, tearing your limbs one by one and ripping your skin and face and dick and balls until you beg for mercy but you wont get it
they laugh at u too
and no one can stop them

If you really want an easy death and for a gorilla to kill you asap,
then when it fake charges at you you should make sudden movements
because the only way to survive the fake charge is to stay absolutely still,
or else it turns into a real charge and the next thing you know youre looking down at your body three feet in the air

 

[The Homelander]

If you really want an easy death and for a gorilla to kill you asap,
then when it fake charges at you you should make sudden movements
because the only way to survive the fake charge is to stay absolutely still,
or else it turns into a real charge and the next thing you know youre looking down at your body three feet in the air

The real fucking silent killers are the orangutans
They arent on anybody's radar
we dont even think about them
they dont cross anyones mind and fro thousands of years theyve been evolving silently in the shadows
and I dont mean physically, I mean mentally
Not many people know this, but orangutans are becoming smart as fuck
all they do is sit around and eat shit and just consume the jungles resources while staying out of the predators paths
these niggas are so fucking lazy they discovered how to fish without getting down from the trees
yes thats right
orangutans know how to fish

not only that, but orangutans are apparently fucking docotrs now, were just finding out about this, but apparently these fuckers have been developing medicine using resources from the jungle for quite a while now

these niggas have the creepiest fucking smiles ever
in the zoo orangutans are always staring at a girls boobs or ass, not kidding
and they never talk but to amongst themselves
if youve ever looked at their faces theyre so humanlike and it looks like they know something we dont

pretty soon theyre gonna out pace us in smartness and take over the world

@itzyaboyJJ @2025cel

 

[Donquixote]

With weapons chimp otherwise dolphin

 

[Deleted member 67738]

The real fucking silent killers are the orangutans

@JohnBaza

 

[The Homelander]

@JohnBaza

I didn't even realize this guy was camoflauged as an orangutan

 

[Deleted member 67738]

I didn't even realize this guy was camoflauged as an orangutan

Waigies and brokies ahhhhh ?!?!!!!?

 

[The Homelander]

Waigies and brokies ahhhhh ?!?!!!!?

what color is ur orangutan

 

[Deleted member 67738]

what color is ur orangutan

Pink

 

[Deleted member 101934]

Get raped by a group of dolphins in the middle of the ocean

Or

Fight a angry chimpanzee

@2025cel @EthiopianMaxxer @JeanneDArcAlter @The Homelander @superpsycho

get raped by an angry chimpanzee

 

[Sprinkles]

Get raped by a group of dolphins in the middle of the ocean

Or

Fight a angry chimpanzee

@2025cel @EthiopianMaxxer @JeanneDArcAlter @The Homelander @superpsycho

what’s the difference between a chimpanzee and a nigger?