Would you rather

[itsoverforyoubro]

1: have to eat an entire solid turd once
(Someone else’s, you are not protected from illness but it won’t kill you)
Or
2: piss out of your mouth from now on
(Tastes horrible and you won’t ever get over the taste and depending on your drinking habits may smell bad too)

 

[Vermilioncore]

both are good

 

[itsoverforyoubro]

B