Would you say Im an oofy doofy

Sovvton

Sovvton

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if Im not looksmatched with my girl?

(If you're someone who calls any thread a "brag thread" just because OP is doing better than you dnr buddy, go watch clavicular mutilate himself or some shit)

I was thinking about this because the other day as I was on my way home after some shopping I saw a couple where the guy was 100% not on the girls level, he was about low mtn and she was highhh mtb, and I immediately assumed that the guy was a cuck oofy doofy without a backbone (for no reason other than the looksmatch), but then I became self aware and also remembered my girl completely fogs me.

Funny GIF


The difference isn't as big, Id say Im lower end of htn and the very few people who have seen my girl confirmed shes easily solid htb+ (@Gengar is the only person who's seen her and said I mog, but I think he was just being polite jfl :lul:). Anyways, since I had this epiphany I've been curious whether I elicit the same subconscious reaction from other people whenever I'm out with my girl.

So, If you saw a weak htn with a solid/high htb would you automatically assume the guy is at least somewhat of an oofy doofy?
 
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You should be dating women below your looks level so they stay loyal and treat you well
 
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pm you and your gf tbh
 
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Reply to my thread frauds
 
You should be dating women below your looks level so they stay loyal and treat you well
To be fair to myself when Im at my peak Im solid htn, but even at my very best Id say shes slightly better looking than me

Either way she is loyal and I do get treated well, this is more to do with how people outside of the relationship would see me
 
This is actually brutal I have negative motion
 
@shia.jihadist I sent some photos, would you subconsciously think oofy doofy?
 
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never seen a chad looksmatch his gf tho but i think If you're, as you say a low HTN with a high HTB ig she is w you maybe cuz of "luckily" fulfill some niche preference she has or pure attraction or money
 
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maybe cuz of "luckily" fulfill some niche preference she has or pure attraction or money
Niche could make sense bc Im bbcmaxxed, i barely have money tho so whenever we go out we pay separately and sometimes she even pays for the both of us :lul:, so I do think its attraction based but im pretty sure its only because of 'just be first' theory, being good in bed and my personality (cringe, i know, but true)

I also have a theory that because I've ascended from when I first started talking to her, I seem even more attractive in her eyes (because not only did I actually get more physically attractive but women view men as more attractive the better they get to know them, so my glow up basically had a 2x multiplier in her female mind) jfl at her not realising Im sub5, she probably sees me as high htn

If you're, as you say a low HTN
I've sent a pic for you to give your opinion
 
Remind me when she breaks up with you. anyway water. that looks arent everything, emotions play a part, i legit seen a mtb with a sub5 SHORTER THAN HER AND ME and im 5'7 and he was confidently kissing her on the bus like holy shit that face made me feel disgusted but she was into him body language wise
 

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