WOULD YOU TAKE THE OFFER?

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You hear a knock on your door… It’s 4 am…
You check the window and it’s a strange scientist with spiked gray hair

You’re low inhib so u open the door and ask what he wants

He opens a suitcase

In the suitcase is a massive penis, black, has 24/7 shine, measurements are 8.5 x 6.5, it can’t make woman sore, it secrets a liquid from its glands that make it smell irresistible and the liquid also acts as topical viagra


He explains that he can transplant this cock on to you

However, there is a 20% chance it succeeds, a 80% chance you have permanent ED that cant be solved with any treatment. You also cannot orgasm ever again, but you get just as horny as usual.

If the transplant works, you also gain .7 psl

If it fails, you get the negatives, as listed, and a wire transfer of 10,000 USD


Do you take it?
 
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@nathan @wackedchives @shizuku11111
 
Shit offer also jfl at this level of fantasising bbc.
 
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Shit offer also jfl at this level of fantasising bbc.
How? You literally secrete pheromones to make ur dick irresistible
 
Another day, another BBC thread
 
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80% fail rate
20% you get all your dreams and desires
+.7 psl
It’s essentially chad or stay in ur place (if ur an incel) but ig u can jerk off either
 
@Michael Myers @Jason Voorhees
 
not worth it BBC is overrated
 
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You hear a knock on your door… It’s 4 am…
You check the window and it’s a strange scientist with spiked gray hair

You’re low inhib so u open the door and ask what he wants

He opens a suitcase

In the suitcase is a massive penis, black, has 24/7 shine, measurements are 8.5 x 6.5, it can’t make woman sore, it secrets a liquid from its glands that make it smell irresistible and the liquid also acts as topical viagra


He explains that he can transplant this cock on to you

However, there is a 20% chance it succeeds, a 80% chance you have permanent ED that cant be solved with any treatment. You also cannot orgasm ever again, but you get just as horny as usual.

If the transplant works, you also gain .7 psl

If it fails, you get the negatives, as listed, and a wire transfer of 10,000 USD


Do you take it?
Neva
 
Nah, and why are you thinking THIS much about a cock?
 
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In the suitcase is a massive penis, black, has 24/7 shine, measurements are 8.5 x 6.5, it can’t make woman sore, it secrets a liquid from its glands that make it smell irresistible and the liquid also acts as topical viagra


He explains that he can transplant this cock on to you

However, there is a 20% chance it succeeds, a 80% chance you have permanent ED that cant be solved with any treatment. You also cannot orgasm ever again, but you get just as horny as usual.

If the transplant works, you also gain .7 psl

If it fails, you get the negatives, as listed, and a wire transfer of 10,000 USD


Do you take it?
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