wtf is wrong with the delivery guy

[ryuken]

so someone idk called me and like any normal person i answered then i heard indian accent and he told me "your shipment from [name of the website] has arrived please send the location" just to clarify he is supposed to have the location and he's the one who should send me a massege so i said okay i opened WhatsApp and it says the number doesn't have WhatsApp so i couldn't send him anything

5 minutes later he calls again saying why didn't u send me the location i said i can't and explained to him why he said this is the second number that i call you from and it still doesn't have WhatsApp? nigga how was i supposed to know that this was your second number?

10 minutes later i waited for him 20 minutes in the sun and he didn't come

this is in fucking celsius

 

[shia.jihadist]

saar he was busy doing love jihad against porkistan

 

[romanstock]

They're spreading hepatitis.

 

[ascension]

Are you in the middle East?

 

[ryuken]

Are you in the middle East?

yeah

 

[ryuken]

update: i got the shipment 2 hours after this