WW3 starts today and you are mobilized to fight for your country

What do you do?

  • Fight for the Vaterland till death - Chad

  • Flee in the woods and hide - Cuck

  • Rope - Incel


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ur delusional if u think i’m putting my life on the line for a country that doesn’t give a fuck about it’s troops or citizens jfl
 
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ur delusional if u think i’m putting my life on the line for a country that doesn’t give a fuck about it’s troops or citizens jfl
better to die defending your country than to rope tbh
 
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Go to a prostitute and get the jack so I cannot go to war
The only people left at home are the elderly, children, disabled and women
That makes me 99th percentile
Fuck Chad's Stacy
 
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sounds fun im gonna be sniping drafted cucks from other countries
 
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Go to a prostitute and get the jack so I cannot go to war
The only people left at home are the elderly, children, disabled and women
That makes me 99th percentile
Fuck Chad's Stacy
high IQ ngl
 
JFL at risking your life in war while Chad fucks your gf at home. War is designed to reduce the subhuman population.
 
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JFL at risking your life in war while Chad fucks your gf at home. War is designed to reduce the subhuman population.
JFL at being low t to not play cod irl
 
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No reason to fight for a cucked country
 
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I will flee to syria as a refugee and demand my free house, food, healthcare, education and safety like they do here tbh.
 
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i’ll never die for a world that doesn’t care about me lol
 
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Just lol at going to war for no Erika
 
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My country is not worth fighting for tbh
 
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im not gonna fight for the arbitruary term called "country" and an even more arbitruary "freedom"
 
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There's nothing more cucky than risking your life to fight on a war with other cucks because two politicians decided that they have a beef... JFL
 
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Not fighting for my cucked country
 
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Yes im going to fight for jews sure
 
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csgo irl would be dope ngl
 
Just nuke this entire planet already, I don't give a shit.
 
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I’m pinning t before WW3 starts
 
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Kill and rape.
That would be my strategy
plus steal valuables
 
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One of the things on my todo before I die list
 
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I will start my own army also I will kill and rape any one who has a problem :feelsez:
 
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Actually, now that I think about it...

If I somehow manage to stay at home while all men are gone there is no competition in the dating market
 
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This dude predicted the WW3

Wow1
 
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Beta AF if you prefer to die for israel instead of doing friendly fire on your whole squad
 
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Go out back with some sunscreen and alcohol and wait for the fireworks to start
 
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Beta AF if you prefer to die for israel instead of doing friendly fire on your whole squad

You know some people in the army are woke, just form a special force with them and fight the real enemy
 
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You know some people in the army are woke, just form a special force with them and fight the real enemy
I wouldnt count on that
 
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I’d go from 60th percentile to 95th percentile if I survive, so fuck war.
 
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I'd flee and try to catch some Stacey while they fight each other
But if the promise me 1000 Stacey to have for unlimited fun if we win the war, I can fight until the end.
 
Identify as female with mental and physical illness unable to fight
 
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ur delusional if u think i’m putting my life on the line for a country that doesn’t give a fuck about it’s troops or citizens jfl
If world war 3 actually happens we hog tieing trump and giving him to Iran as a peace offering.

fuck getting into a war for a country that doesn’t care about its citizen and is started by a delusional old man
 
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Too old and I support Iran instead
 
If world war 3 actually happens we hog tieing trump and giving him to Iran as a peace offering.

fuck getting into a war for a country that doesn’t care about its citizen and is started by a delusional old man
i’m trannymaxxing if we have a draft
 
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Idk dude
 
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i have varicocele so im not capable to join military
 
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