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Phase 1: The Appointment of Xangsane
Xangsane had already made a name for himself as one of the most disciplined, ruthless, and respected posters. His threads, like "The True Path to Aesthetics", had become gospel. He was always well-spoken, always factual, never emotional.One day, in a now-infamous thread titled "This forum needs a strong hand", Xangsane laid out his case:
The post exploded.
- @TechnoBoss: "I get what you're saying, but a forum isn’t a dictatorship, bro."
- @Orc: "What you're describing is censorship. Not a good look."
- @Clavicular: "We already have rules. If you want change, contribute to better discussions instead of complaining."
- @Master: "Interesting take."
A few days later, a new thread appeared—pinned to the top of the site:
Some cheered. Others were suspicious.
But none of it mattered. Xangsane was in.
And he had a plan.
Phase 2: The Purge Begins
At first, Xangsane seemed like a dream mod. He was constantly active, locking low-effort threads, banning trolls, and encouraging high-quality discussion.Then, things shifted.
One day, @Orc tried to unban a user who had been active since the forum’s early days.
A week later, @Orc was banned.
His final words?
Then, he was gone.
The remaining mods—@TechnoBoss and @Clavicular—started getting worried.
A few days later, @TechnoBoss disappeared too.
With only @Clavicular left, things reached a boiling point.
And just like that, @Clavicular was gone.
Xangsane banned the other moderators as well.
With all the mods eliminated, Xangsane ruled alone.
Phase 3: The Fall of Master
With absolute power over the forum, only one obstacle remained: @Master.Unlike the moderators, Master had real power—he controlled the servers, the accounts, the entire infrastructure of Looksmax.org.
But Xangsane was patient.
For months, he manipulated Master into stepping back.
Once Master was fully detached, Xangsane made his final move.
He knew Master loved KFC chicken—he ate it religiously.
Using a network of contacts, Xangsane ensured that Master’s next order would be his last.
That night, Master logged in one final time.
He never returned.
Phase 4: The Last Resistance
With Master gone, Xangsane declared himself Supreme Administrator.But there were still a few holdouts.
Three users refused to submit:
- @ey88 – A notorious shitposter, constantly mocking the new regime.
- @itzyaboyJJ – An even worse shitposter, spamming memes about Xangsane’s downfall.
- @Vermilioncore – A serious user, but one who had always been suspicious of power-hungry mods.
But they underestimated him.
Xangsane banned them all—not just from the forum, but from even viewing it.
Their accounts were wiped.
It was over.
Epilogue: The New Order
With no opposition left, Xangsane rewrote the rules.He erased all mentions of Master and the old moderators.
He banned discussions he deemed unworthy.
He reshaped Looksmax.org into his own vision.
Some say that, deep in the archives, you can still find traces of the resistance—old posts from those who fought against Xangsane's tyranny.
But for most users, he was all they ever knew.
And that’s exactly what he wanted.
