Yes fat boy, go ahead and chug that 800 calorie energy drink.

[dough2]

It's funny how insentient fat people are, especially legit fat people. Like today I saw a really fat fuck plop down, inspect his tall boy energy drink, crack it open and start drinking it without EVER REMOVING HIS EYES FROM THE CAN. He was legit treating it like a newborn kitten or some shit.

 

[Petsmart]

are fat people just bots with faulty code?

 

[Pillarman]

5 Scientifically-Backed Reasons Women Love Fat Guys

Carry that weight.

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[alien]

What energy drink has 800 calories? The most I've seen is like 220 calories. Those coffee energy drinks with cream and sugar. I love those. Most typical energy drinks are like 150 calories and the calories mostly all come from sugar.

 

[Petsmart]

my man got the double large, supersized, extra sugar edition of energy drink wtf

 

[Deleted member 1774]

he lives in your head rent free while he is chugging another one down next to his big titty obese gf

 

[Jack Black]

You wrote a thread on the topic of obesity and didn't even mention Jack Black once? You are living in another world to me.