Yes, I'm 25 now.

Xangsane

Xangsane

Election day ruined by a spoiled patty
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It's over.
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brutal my birthday is next week and i'll be 26
december babies gotta stick together, except for we kill barrett
 
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brutal my birthday is next week and i'll be 26
december babies gotta stick together, except for we kill barrett
Happy early birthday!
Get him (in GTA 5)
 
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Could be worse. I'm 26.
 
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prime is 21-29
 
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28 and rotting. over
 
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26 is a brutal age
 
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26, nearly 27 and it still hasn’t settled in how over it is
 
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oldcels unite.
 
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I'm a 21 y/o boomer, only a few more years before I check myself into a retirement home
 
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I’m 27 rn, welcome to the oldcel club :lul::lul:
 
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brutal my birthday is next week and i'll be 26
december babies gotta stick together, except for we kill barrett
hey me too but i turn 27.
 
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Life doesn’t begin until you’re moneymaxxed at 35
 
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I thought you were like 17
 
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Happy birthday

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fresh rope by 30
 
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Fuck I thought u were 19
 
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Happy(early) birthday nigger
 
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I rock Chanene double C with that bitch I think
Couldn’t decide if wanna get wet or I wanna get splished
 
three more years to looksmax to the max or ITS OVER WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO BE 30 AND ALONE.
I'm moneymaxxing, worst case scenario, I geomaxx and fuck LATAM hoes.
 
Life doesn’t begin until you’re moneymaxxed at 35
heard that age thrown around a lot for men, apparently 30s is when you really start figuring shit out and everything supposedly clicks after the turmoil that is the 20s.. 20s is hanging on to dear life and fighting every day...
 
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I’m 29. Most likely a father too (I didn’t pull out)
 
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heard that age thrown around a lot for men, apparently 30s is when you really start figuring shit out and everything supposedly clicks after the turmoil that is the 20s.. 20s is hanging on to dear life and fighting every day...
I was half joking with that. But there is some slight truths to it.
 
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listen to me you fucking autist, and to any other delusional forum users that have no experience with young women

Women are not attracted to looks. They are attracted to the feelings looks incite in them. They are attracted to good feelings in general. "Vibes", "chakras", whatever feminine bullshit women are on...women are not logical. Your smv peaks when you have just passed the peak of your looks and they are starting to decline ever so slightly, but your money and status are on their way up. Money can provide experiences: taking her out in your 100k Porsche 911, going on vacation to the Bahamas, feasting on expensive dinners and vintage wines. All western women want this. Status is social proof. It signifies that society deems you worthy. Not just worthy, but more valuable then other men. This also incites positive feelings in all women.

Life is not easy for men. It is definitely hardest in your early 20's. Going through your 20's as a sub-chad male is wading through the trenches. If you focus on aquiring LMS throughout your 20's (and not balding) you can undeniably peak in your early to mid 30's. The amount of early 20's women who have been ran through by successful looksmaxed, moneymaxxed, statusmaxxed guys in their 30's (who are probably cheating on their wives/gf's) is astounding. They will never advertise it. You won't see them post it on tiktok. it's not socially acceptable in this feminist, gynocentric climate, but it does definitely happen. Trust me, i have been around enough young women to know. Ive heard enough stories from these shameless hoes, once they get enough alcohol in them. Youll miss out on jb's and going to prom with your highschool sweetheart, but you can certainly make up for it with slaying in your late 20's and 30's. Few men have it figured out. Most men are desperate to lock down any consistent pussy they can find. But the men who do make it through the trenches, and focus on aquiring LMS get the spoils.
 
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over
 
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One year closer to death.
 
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