Yesterday I ate 4000 calories and I didn't shit nor did I shit today. I also only shit once or twice a week and I'm always bloated and constipated

[Growth Plate]

Bruh, do I have hypothyroidism? 16 btw

I still piss once or twice everyday

Been this way for at least a couple years

@Henry_Gandy @kjsbdfiusdf @EktoPlasma @DrTony @Acromegaly_Chad @AscendingHero

Jfl at my gut heatlh btw I farted like around 50 times today at least

 

[Growth Plate]

Ain't no way this emergency thread finna get zeroed. I'm setting a pediatric endocrinologist appointment anyway. I just need more medical info from my mom

 

[Moggable]

inject T eat raw meat. unjew yourself

 

[Growth Plate]

@ChristianChad

 

[NorwoodMilitant]

Are you able to burp? I for some reason couldn’t burp and it cause some the same problems, now I can and my stomach is perfect all the time.

 

[thegoat]

eat high fibre and see what happens

 

[Vermilioncore]

Nigga got colon cancer

 

[Deleted member 4430]

no, you have hypochondria

 

[HOLYFUARK]

Must be tales or ur not eating any fiber, i take a big dump every morning at 3k cals

 

[Deleted member 18436]

Spinach and kale makes me shit like a horse

 

[Acromegaly_Chad]

Bruh, do I have hypothyroidism? 16 btw

I still piss once or twice everyday

Been this way for at least a couple years

@Henry_Gandy @kjsbdfiusdf @EktoPlasma @DrTony @Acromegaly_Chad @AscendingHero

Jfl at my gut heatlh btw I farted like around 50 times today at least

@subhuman incel thoughts?

 

[Growth Plate]

Must be tales or ur not eating any fiber, i take a big dump every morning at 3k cals

It's not tales dude. Why would I larp about such a weird subhuman thing? I consumed 7 pizzas, like 5 sodas, school breakfast and lunch and home dinner, etc

 

[Growth Plate]

Are you able to burp? I for some reason couldn’t burp and it cause some the same problems, now I can and my stomach is perfect all the time.

Not intentionally and it's rare

 

[Bui]

Your body is too acidic

 

[Growth Plate]

eat high fibre and see what happens

I eat lots of bananas and don't shit. If I drink 6 cups of chocolate milk I'll shit though

 

[Deleted member 16984]

What do you eat?

 

[Growth Plate]

What do you eat?

I consumed 7 pizzas, like 5 sodas, school breakfast and lunch and home dinner, etc

 

[wristcel]

no, you have hypochondria

not that as well!!!

 

[Deleted member 16984]

That's very bad... I would try water fasting for a day, and take some magnesium

 

[Deleted member 18494]

That's very bad... I would try water fasting for a day, and take some magnesium

Is this how you niggers eat on the trees?

 

[HOLYFUARK]

It's not tales dude. Why would I larp about such a weird subhuman thing? I consumed 7 pizzas, like 5 sodas, school breakfast and lunch and home dinner, etc

do u know how much shit is building up inside u then, over for ur ass

 

[HOLYFUARK]

just take laxatives i guess , or u can overdose coconut oil (chug like 50-60 grams at once), u will explode on the toiler

 

[NorwoodMilitant]

Not intentionally and it's rare

There you go man. It was the same for me. I used to burp only once or twice per month on accident, now that I can burp my stomach is perfect & never have any pain from anything

 

[Gonthar]

Bruh, do I have hypothyroidism? 16 btw

I still piss once or twice everyday

Been this way for at least a couple years

Sir, have you shitted since you made this post?

 

[Growth Plate]

Sir, have you shitted since you made this post?

No, why

 

[Gonthar]

No, why

You opened this topic two weeks ago, you're telling me you didn't shit since then??????

 

[ChristianChad]

It's not tales dude. Why would I larp about such a weird subhuman thing? I consumed 7 pizzas, like 5 sodas, school breakfast and lunch and home dinner, etc

gay

 

[Deleted member 3828]

eunuch

 

[Uglybrazilian]

Wow thats bad. Sometimes I get constipated for like 2-3 days, but in happens only sometimes. Im scared it may be worse as age tho.

 

[Deleted member 19548]

@Bewusst gtfih poo expert

 

[Growth Plate]

Wow thats bad. Sometimes I get constipated for like 2-3 days, but in happens only sometimes. Im scared it may be worse as age tho.

I'm 16

 

[Gonthar]

Did you still didn't shit, since then sir?

 

[Growth Plate]

Did you still didn't shit, since then sir?

Yes I have not. Unfortunately

 

[Gonthar]

Yes I have not. Unfortunately

You didn't shit for one and a half months, that's impossible, you should be dead by now...

 

[wufqwu]

u a fatass or bulking?

 

[Growth Plate]

u a fatass or bulking?

I am severely underweight. When I gained 20lbs in like a month while lifting, it looked as if I gained no fat and only lean mass. Obviously logically I must have gained a little bit of fat, but visually it LOOKS as if I didn't gain any. I lost 10lbs via depression or some shit so I am gaining it back. I just eat whatever I want while bulking and lifting and don't worry about gaining fat. Maybe it's just because I'm extremely skinny

 

[Bewusst]

@Bewusst gtfih poo expert

Can't help op, unless he tells us more about his diet and lifestyle. Constipation is usually easy to fix

 

[Deleted member 15004]

Thank you for telling me this.