Yesterday, I had a time slip when I visited a place known for adult pornography

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It was an empty office above a bakery. Tickets were ten bucks each. After he told me the story of the 1970s adult films and the famous one recorded here, Tiffany's Candy, I was ecstatic. This was my first time inside a place known for so much fucking, gagging, and first-time anal struggles.

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After the tour guide took a break and sat in a chair, I felt a cool breeze and asked him, "Did something spiritual just pass through me?"

"AC just kicked on."

"Oh," I responded.

The room was empty, but I could visualize the studio cameras, the naked women, and the lights. I could see Jane Fonda threatening the producer to destroy her fuck tapes, or she'd destroy him.



As I browsed the area, the tour guide reminded me of the bed once in the corner. Suddenly, a supernatural event transpired as I heard a faint sound of moaning and grunting. It sounded like Jane Fonda struggling with her first-time dick up her ass. "Did you hear that?" I asked. I spun around and saw the 400-pound feller struggling to get back on his feet. He was grunting like Jane Fonda taking a dick up her ass.

Looking at two latent handprints on the wall, I imagined they belonged to a famous actress. Suddenly, an unknown liquid splashed my face. I wiped it off, but nothing was there! Unexpectedly, I felt liquid sprinkling on my back. Wondering if there was an explanation for that, too, I asked, "Maybe the air conditioner is leaking?"

"Time slips there, buddy," patting me on my shoulder, he said. "You're feeling what the actresses felt in this room. There was so much fucking cum. I heard Jane Fonda had taken two men at once and whined about the guy shoving it inside her ass. The director stopped filming and felt bad. But she was high on PCP and insisted for the cameras to keep rolling. The actor's penis went back inside her ass and she cried. The director yelled 'cut' and told her to get the fuck out of here and see a shrink."

"Brutal," I reacted.

"She wasn't the only slut," he assured me. "There were many before her and a few after who couldn't get their porn deleted so easily."

"Oh, do you mean Scarlett Johansson?"

"Fuck no!" he blurted. "Back in the early millennium, Miss American Horror Story."

"The skank from The Notebook?"

"You really don't know your whores, do you?" I shook my head. "Chloë Sevigny."

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"She sucked an actor dry while filming Brown Bunny in 2002," he stated. "She later threatened the producers in France to remove her pornographic scenes. Well, they told her to go fuck herself. You can still view it online for free."

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"Too bad Jane Fonda's 'Trouble Train in Paradise' was decommissioned."

"That would be worth hundreds of dollars," he said with a chuckle. "She literally cried when the feller shoved it up her ass." He shook his head with shame.

Note to readers: Time slips are no laughing matter. Many people are affected by them without warning. If you have experienced a time slip, keep it to yourself. Trust me. And if you want additional information, the following article can be your guide.

 
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I once had a time slip. Resulted in time going in her ass. My dick’s nickname is Time, by the way.
 
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Peak fiction
 
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It was an empty office above a bakery. Tickets were ten bucks each. After he told me the story of the 1970s adult films and the famous one recorded here, Tiffany's Candy, I was ecstatic. This was my first time inside a place known for so much fucking, gagging, and first-time anal struggles.

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After the tour guide took a break and sat in a chair, I felt a cool breeze and asked him, "Did something spiritual just pass through me?"

"AC just kicked on."

"Oh," I responded.

The room was empty, but I could visualize the studio cameras, the naked women, and the lights. I could see Jane Fonda threatening the producer to destroy her fuck tapes, or she'd destroy him.



As I browsed the area, the tour guide reminded me of the bed once in the corner. Suddenly, a supernatural event transpired as I heard a faint sound of moaning and grunting. It sounded like Jane Fonda struggling with her first-time dick up her ass. "Did you hear that?" I asked. I spun around and saw the 400-pound feller struggling to get back on his feet. He was grunting like Jane Fonda taking a dick up her ass.

Looking at two latent handprints on the wall, I imagined they belonged to a famous actress. Suddenly, an unknown liquid splashed my face. I wiped it off, but nothing was there! Unexpectedly, I felt liquid sprinkling on my back. Wondering if there was an explanation for that, too, I asked, "Maybe the air conditioner is leaking?"

"Time slips there, buddy," patting me on my shoulder, he said. "You're feeling what the actresses felt in this room. There was so much fucking cum. I heard Jane Fonda had taken two men at once and whined about the guy shoving it inside her ass. The director stopped filming and felt bad. But she was high on PCP and insisted for the cameras to keep rolling. The actor's penis went back inside her ass and she cried. The director yelled 'cut' and told her to get the fuck out of here and see a shrink."

"Brutal," I reacted.

"She wasn't the only slut," he assured me. "There were many before her and a few after who couldn't get their porn deleted so easily."

"Oh, do you mean Scarlett Johansson?"

"Fuck no!" he blurted. "Back in the early millennium, Miss American Horror Story."

"The skank from The Notebook?"

"You really don't know your whores, do you?" I shook my head. "Chloë Sevigny."

black and white movement GIF


"She sucked an actor dry while filming Brown Bunny in 2002," he stated. "She later threatened the producers in France to remove her pornographic scenes. Well, they told her to go fuck herself. You can still view it online for free."

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"Too bad Jane Fonda's 'Trouble Train in Paradise' was decommissioned."

"That would be worth hundreds of dollars," he said with a chuckle. "She literally cried when the feller shoved it up her ass." He shook his head with shame.

Note to readers: Time slips are no laughing matter. Many people are affected by them without warning. If you have experienced a time slip, keep it to yourself. Trust me. And if you want additional information, the following article can be your guide.

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I don't get the 'tiffany's candy' reference.
It has become popular to dress up old relics like Fonda and Cher in full body designer clothes, wigs and 4 hours of makeup and have them appear at major fashion shows.
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I once had a time slip. Resulted in time going in her ass. My dick’s nickname is Time, by the way.
You're ridiculing this real ailment that affects millions of people every day. These time slips drive some people insane. However, if you're already crazy, wink-wink, it's all good.

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Non-fiction because the fuck rooms are real! And Jane Fonda's fuck movie really happened and was erased from history.

Is this AI generated?
No, just an image I plucked to illustrate the time slip mechanism.

I don't get the 'tiffany's candy' reference.
It has become popular to dress up old relics like Fonda and Cher in full body designer clothes, wigs and 4 hours of makeup and have them appear at major fashion shows.
le-d%C3%A9fil%C3%A9-lor%C3%A9al-paris-walk-your-worth-runway-paris-fashion-week-womenswear-spring.jpg
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Tiffany's Candy was another flick deleted from our timeline starring a famous actress in 1980 when she was 18. However, she had no idea it would turn pornographic. Later, the original was destroyed and no copies exist.

Jane Fonda's a loquacious brainless waste of companionship, and that was in her prime. Imagine drinking with someone popping pills constantly while babbling her mouth about nonsense and without any cause, she slaps at you. Moments later, she's inviting you inside her. Sick disturbed woman.
 
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