Yesterday I picked up a SEC Sorority chick from the bar and fucked her in the car (story time)

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I'm a pajeet that's doing his Grad School at an SEC School. I also joined a fraternity (lower tier since the top ones dont take ethnics)

Remember, I'm the pajeet that went to Turkey and got 6 surgeries

Yesterday after the college football games I went to the nightclub and had a few drinks in me. Before I left I actually thought I looked good for a pajeet. I had nice long hair from my hair transplant in january, and I was wearing green colored contacts that looked nice after the hunter eye surgery in Turkey. I thought I looked like I was a solid 5.5/10, and I could even potentially fraud and say I was persian or turkish since I didn't look like a stereotypical pajeet. With green eyes, dyed hair, wearing a Christian cross and a football jersey standing at 6'0 (2 inch lifts), I actually looked semi decent.

The place I went to was packed, and I was waiting in line at the bar for a drink. I noticed a cute 5/10 girl (misc would rate her a 4/10 cause shes slightly overweight). I started talking to her. I think I said something like "Hey whats up. Just wanted to say hi. You look good. You liked the game today?" She responded something like "oh my god yeah. were you at it". The convo continued for a few minutes after that. Then, I asked her if she wanted some green tea shots with me. She said yeah so I bought us some. After that I asked her if she wanted to dance and she said "yeah"

I couldn't actually believe this was happening. We started dancing a bit and making out. I asked her if she wanted to leave and she said yeah. Unfortunately, I couldnt bring her back to mine and we couldnt go to hers either due to circumstances, so we decided to fuck in her car. I fucked her cowgirl and lasted 5 mins

My first fuck of the semester and first fuck as a Grad student. I started 3 weeks ago and I'm glad I got one out of the way.
 
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Tales
 
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You're a fucking abomination nigga
 
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bump
 
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Can I see how u look like
 
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SEC chicks are hoes, but good job OP if its not tales
 
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Dnr+tales from the slums of Reddit probably
 
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What was ur rating before the surgery
Wheat Waffles rated me a 4/10. I'd probably say I was around a 3-4 and I look pajeetmaxxed

After 6 surgeries and other procedures and weight loss I'm probably a 5.5-6 and I look more middle eastern now
 
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Her rating? She probably has a body count of 100
 
Her rating? She probably has a body count of 100
absolutely. she's an SEC sorority chick. her body count must be enourmous for her to go home with me. her rating in my opinion was a 5/10. but I bet some of you would rate her a 4/10 cause she was slightly overweight
 
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absolutely. she's an SEC sorority chick. her body count must be enourmous for her to go home with me. her rating in my opinion was a 5/10. but I bet some of you would rate her a 4/10 cause she was slightly overweight
You fucked all that matters tbh. Jfl some cuck is gonna marry her someday
 
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Wheat Waffles rated me a 4/10. I'd probably say I was around a 3-4 and I look pajeetmaxxed

After 6 surgeries and other procedures and weight loss I'm probably a 5.5-6 and I look more middle eastern now
So your skin lightening chemicals r working?
 
I don't think my uni would give a shit if they found out I was posting on org
Someone on Reddit contacted my school after I faceposted, they sent my college screenshots of me telling people to take roids and saying other schizo PSL shit. The dean of students made me meet with him, suggested I go to therapy and nothing else happened :lul:
 
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Someone on Reddit contacted my school after I faceposted, they sent my college screenshots of me telling people to take roids and saying other schizo PSL shit. The dean of students made me meet with him, suggested I go to therapy and nothing else happened :lul:
People are such faggots. Imagine taking the time out your day to do all that.
 
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People are such faggots. Imagine taking the time out your day to do all that.
lol right? Obviously I also fucked up by posting a selfie that was taken in front of a building that could be found on google maps, but some people online are such freaks. It wasn’t even like I was posting suicidal/homicidal shit either

Clearly this incident didn’t make me leave PSL or stop looksmaxxing either
 
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I'm a pajeet that's doing his Grad School at an SEC School. I also joined a fraternity (lower tier since the top ones dont take ethnics)

Remember, I'm the pajeet that went to Turkey and got 6 surgeries

Yesterday after the college football games I went to the nightclub and had a few drinks in me. Before I left I actually thought I looked good for a pajeet. I had nice long hair from my hair transplant in january, and I was wearing green colored contacts that looked nice after the hunter eye surgery in Turkey. I thought I looked like I was a solid 5.5/10, and I could even potentially fraud and say I was persian or turkish since I didn't look like a stereotypical pajeet. With green eyes, dyed hair, wearing a Christian cross and a football jersey standing at 6'0 (2 inch lifts), I actually looked semi decent.

The place I went to was packed, and I was waiting in line at the bar for a drink. I noticed a cute 5/10 girl (misc would rate her a 4/10 cause shes slightly overweight). I started talking to her. I think I said something like "Hey whats up. Just wanted to say hi. You look good. You liked the game today?" She responded something like "oh my god yeah. were you at it". The convo continued for a few minutes after that. Then, I asked her if she wanted some green tea shots with me. She said yeah so I bought us some. After that I asked her if she wanted to dance and she said "yeah"

I couldn't actually believe this was happening. We started dancing a bit and making out. I asked her if she wanted to leave and she said yeah. Unfortunately, I couldnt bring her back to mine and we couldnt go to hers either due to circumstances, so we decided to fuck in her car. I fucked her cowgirl and lasted 5 mins

My first fuck of the semester and first fuck as a Grad student. I started 3 weeks ago and I'm glad I got one out of the way.
Dnr
 
I'm a pajeet that's doing his Grad School at an SEC School. I also joined a fraternity (lower tier since the top ones dont take ethnics)

Remember, I'm the pajeet that went to Turkey and got 6 surgeries

Yesterday after the college football games I went to the nightclub and had a few drinks in me. Before I left I actually thought I looked good for a pajeet. I had nice long hair from my hair transplant in january, and I was wearing green colored contacts that looked nice after the hunter eye surgery in Turkey. I thought I looked like I was a solid 5.5/10, and I could even potentially fraud and say I was persian or turkish since I didn't look like a stereotypical pajeet. With green eyes, dyed hair, wearing a Christian cross and a football jersey standing at 6'0 (2 inch lifts), I actually looked semi decent.

The place I went to was packed, and I was waiting in line at the bar for a drink. I noticed a cute 5/10 girl (misc would rate her a 4/10 cause shes slightly overweight). I started talking to her. I think I said something like "Hey whats up. Just wanted to say hi. You look good. You liked the game today?" She responded something like "oh my god yeah. were you at it". The convo continued for a few minutes after that. Then, I asked her if she wanted some green tea shots with me. She said yeah so I bought us some. After that I asked her if she wanted to dance and she said "yeah"

I couldn't actually believe this was happening. We started dancing a bit and making out. I asked her if she wanted to leave and she said yeah. Unfortunately, I couldnt bring her back to mine and we couldnt go to hers either due to circumstances, so we decided to fuck in her car. I fucked her cowgirl and lasted 5 mins

My first fuck of the semester and first fuck as a Grad student. I started 3 weeks ago and I'm glad I got one out of the way.
“I’m a pajeet” Tales dnr faggot
 

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