You cant be lazy and a pussy at the same time

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If youre a pussy you can compensate with work, if youre lazy you can compensate with risk

If youre both, youre fucked
 
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Mirin @chadisbeingmade for being a lazy risk taker
 
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If youre a pussy you can compensate with work, if youre lazy you can compensate with risk

If youre both, youre fucked
im an entropenour and a risk taker everybody knows that
 
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im extremely lazy and sort of a pussy
 
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If youre both, youre fucked
King king baldwin
 
If youre a pussy you can compensate with work, if youre lazy you can compensate with risk

If youre both, youre fucked
Yeah, a lot of pussies are over worked and relied upon by everyone around them. I knew a 42 year old accountant from Chicago named Paul. Was actually my roommate for a month or two until the company we worked for kicked me out of the apartment they lent to us for aggravating the shit out of Paul. He would sit in his room with his door open and I didn't like it so I would stand in his doorway and talk to him until 1:00am sometimes. He liked to go to bed at around 10 but he was such a pussy he could never tell me to fuck off. So he'd be standing there listening to me me go on and on for hours with the most uncomfortable look on his face. One time after work I scolded him for buying a beer in a convenience store. I told him "I didn't say you could have a beer.", lol. Dude was like 13 years older than me. Then there was another time were I started loudly sniffing under the bathroom door while he was taking a poop. I told him I was just wanting to make sure he's healthy and I can tell by the smell. My goal, besides having fun, was to get him to elect to move out on his own so I could have the apartment to myself again. However I would bully him at work too.

Anyways, Paul was savagely taken advantage of both the clients and our employers. Always stressed out coming into work at least an hour early every day and going home 30 minutes late because they'd have him working on shit nobody else would do. This job was salary based too. We all got paid the same amount once a month so he wasn't getting any extra money for his reluctant efforts. The parents of the kids we taught at that school made him their bitch. He was always getting out of class late because he couldn't ever say no to sticking around talking with them and taking photos.

Paul ended up marrying a Chinese woman who now runs his life, and having a kid with her at like 46. I see him from time to time on Chinese social media. He looks like a completely domesticated miserable house pet.
 
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