You can't call yourself a man if you don't eat pussy

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Imagine calling yourself a "man" because only your dick enters her vag or a vag.

No, bro, being a man is about getting all up in that shit face first, mouth close.

What kind of sissy faggot is afraid of pussy in his face? Even gay men eat pussy you cucks.

A woman's genitals are a BLESSING to a real man. Why would he fear diving in?

Why would any red-blooded, high T/androgen man BE GROSSED OUT BY PUSSY?!!

Why would any masculine, straight dude be repulsed by the nectar of her sin juices?!

Having a woman suck your cock is DISGUSTING. Why would I want spit on my dick?

But eating her pussy IS A MUST. Even Iron Mike Tyson ate tons of pussy & still does...

Are you going to walk up to Iron Mike Tyson & say he's a pussy/not a man because HE EATS IT?

Hell no you wouldn't. Eating pussy is the #1 sign you're an actual, proper man, case closed.

If you're afraid to do it or "find it gross" then you need your chromosomes deleted you retard.

If even gay men are doing it & doing it well, you as a "straight" man should be DOING BETTER.
 
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what if i eat chicken nuggets with period blood
 
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Cuck eating pussy while shes sucking chads dick brutal
 
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Cuck eating pussy while shes sucking chads dick brutal

Chads eat much more pussy in reality/practicality than normshits do when you think about it.

If they're hanging out/hooking up with lots of girls they're then eating more pussy likely as well.
 
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Chads eat much more pussy in reality/practicality than normshits do when you think about it.

If they're hanging out/hooking up with lots of girls they're then eating more pussy likely as well.
chad doesnt have to eat pussy cuz the girl just wants him no matter what
and he doesnt want to
 
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Imagine calling yourself a "man" because only your dick enters her vag or a vag.

No, bro, being a man is about getting all up in that shit face first, mouth close.

What kind of sissy faggot is afraid of pussy in his face? Even gay men eat pussy you cucks.

A woman's genitals are a BLESSING to a real man. Why would he fear diving in?

Why would any red-blooded, high T/androgen man BE GROSSED OUT BY PUSSY?!!

Why would any masculine, straight dude be repulsed by the nectar of her sin juices?!

Having a woman suck your cock is DISGUSTING. Why would I want spit on my dick?

But eating her pussy IS A MUST. Even Iron Mike Tyson ate tons of pussy & still does...

Are you going to walk up to Iron Mike Tyson & say he's a pussy/not a man because HE EATS IT?

Hell no you wouldn't. Eating pussy is the #1 sign you're an actual, proper man, case closed.

If you're afraid to do it or "find it gross" then you need your chromosomes deleted you retard.

If even gay men are doing it & doing it well, you as a "straight" man should be DOING BETTER.
You’re eating another man’s dick by eating her pussy
 
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chad doesnt have to eat pussy cuz the girl just wants him no matter what
and he doesnt want to

Chad voluntarily does it and/or the situations lead up to it sometimes.

Do you go outside or talk to people? Obviously Chads are men & men eat pussy.

If Chad is with lots of girls, logic tell us he's more likely to have eaten pussy overall.

A normie usually gets far less girls, if any barely, and so whose pussy he eatin'?
 
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You’re eating another man’s dick by eating her pussy

You do know that eating pussy means the outside, right?

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I hope you know that, bro, or else I dunno what to tell you...
 
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salad fingers devil GIF by David Firth
 
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You do know that eating pussy means the outside, right?

I hope you know that, bro, or else I dunno what to tell you...
Another man’s probably rubbed his penis
on the outside of her pussy
 
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Another man’s probably rubbed his penis
on the outside of her pussy

Another man probably grabbed his cock whose hand you shook 2 years ago before you bit your fingernails.

I guess technically you've already, by that proxy, sucked thousands of cocks even without ever touching pussy.

-- which we know you haven't, so this isn't an issue for you per se as we both know you're a moron.

Just saying by that "logic" tons of dicks have possibly already touched you as 90% of dudes don't wash their hands.

And even if women didn't wash their pussy, it's basically not any different than dudes touching their dicks & then you.

A nigga would have to be a germophobe or some shit to justify this as being a "rational concern" in a practical sense.

Congrats then.

You've had cocks on you even without having to touch pussy. Do you want the award or no?
 
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DNR+Real high T men fuck low T men (ALPHA)
 
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I'm not slurping up the dry nut crust of another man.
 
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I'm not slurping up the dry nut crust of another man.

So you prefer straight from the source, rather than indirectly then?

Got it, bruh. (y)
 
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Imagine calling yourself a "man" because only your dick enters her vag or a vag.

No, bro, being a man is about getting all up in that shit face first, mouth close.

What kind of sissy faggot is afraid of pussy in his face? Even gay men eat pussy you cucks.

A woman's genitals are a BLESSING to a real man. Why would he fear diving in?

Why would any red-blooded, high T/androgen man BE GROSSED OUT BY PUSSY?!!

Why would any masculine, straight dude be repulsed by the nectar of her sin juices?!

Having a woman suck your cock is DISGUSTING. Why would I want spit on my dick?

But eating her pussy IS A MUST. Even Iron Mike Tyson ate tons of pussy & still does...

Are you going to walk up to Iron Mike Tyson & say he's a pussy/not a man because HE EATS IT?

Hell no you wouldn't. Eating pussy is the #1 sign you're an actual, proper man, case closed.

If you're afraid to do it or "find it gross" then you need your chromosomes deleted you retard.

If even gay men are doing it & doing it well, you as a "straight" man should be DOING BETTER.


It’s gay
 
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It’s gay


I don't give any credit nor take anything seriously from some nobody, worthless faggot streamer bitch who looks like a coping incel.
 
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I don't give any credit nor take anything seriously from some nobody, worthless faggot streamer bitch who looks like a coping incel.
Zherka is 6’4 and is HTN+
Coping
1738375412034
 
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Imagine calling yourself a "man" because only your dick enters her vag or a vag.

No, bro, being a man is about getting all up in that shit face first, mouth close.

What kind of sissy faggot is afraid of pussy in his face? Even gay men eat pussy you cucks.

A woman's genitals are a BLESSING to a real man. Why would he fear diving in?

Why would any red-blooded, high T/androgen man BE GROSSED OUT BY PUSSY?!!

Why would any masculine, straight dude be repulsed by the nectar of her sin juices?!

Having a woman suck your cock is DISGUSTING. Why would I want spit on my dick?

But eating her pussy IS A MUST. Even Iron Mike Tyson ate tons of pussy & still does...

Are you going to walk up to Iron Mike Tyson & say he's a pussy/not a man because HE EATS IT?

Hell no you wouldn't. Eating pussy is the #1 sign you're an actual, proper man, case closed.

If you're afraid to do it or "find it gross" then you need your chromosomes deleted you retard.

If even gay men are doing it & doing it well, you as a "straight" man should be DOING BETTER.
You’re forgetting the part most of us haven’t got one yet
 
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Zherka is 6’4 and is HTN+
Coping
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I've heard plenty of women shit on him/drag him for being creepy, weird, stupid (all valid btw).

Don't act like this is some picturesque Chad. He looks like some brute, low IQ, degenerate Turk.
 
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lowkey id rather have her sit on my face than fuck
 
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Chad don’t care about sex
 
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Imagine calling yourself a "man" because only your dick enters her vag or a vag.

No, bro, being a man is about getting all up in that shit face first, mouth close.

What kind of sissy faggot is afraid of pussy in his face? Even gay men eat pussy you cucks.

A woman's genitals are a BLESSING to a real man. Why would he fear diving in?

Why would any red-blooded, high T/androgen man BE GROSSED OUT BY PUSSY?!!

Why would any masculine, straight dude be repulsed by the nectar of her sin juices?!

Having a woman suck your cock is DISGUSTING. Why would I want spit on my dick?

But eating her pussy IS A MUST. Even Iron Mike Tyson ate tons of pussy & still does...

Are you going to walk up to Iron Mike Tyson & say he's a pussy/not a man because HE EATS IT?

Hell no you wouldn't. Eating pussy is the #1 sign you're an actual, proper man, case closed.

If you're afraid to do it or "find it gross" then you need your chromosomes deleted you retard.

If even gay men are doing it & doing it well, you as a "straight" man should be DOING BETTER.
Eating out non virgins is kinda cucked.
 
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Eating out non virgins is kinda cucked.

But sticking your dick in them somehow isn't? I mean, is there any big difference in such according to your frame of reference here?

Just say you're gonna be a permavirgin retard forever cuz your virgin, purity fantasy is too unrealistic to meet in actual reality, bruh.
 
But sticking your dick in them somehow isn't? I mean, is there any big difference in such according to your frame of reference here?

Just say you're gonna be a permavirgin retard forever cuz your virgin, purity fantasy is too unrealistic to meet in actual reality, bruh.
It's simple, brainlet. If your mouth caught an STD, it's much worse than your dick getting one. Isn't it past your bedtime?
 

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