You could be Josh Mcgregor but could you ever be his dad?

[Dr. Mog]

With all the surgeries including heightmaxxing (considering you are atleast 6’1 rn) your subhuman ahh might be 1 PSL less from Josh Mcgregor after you’ve moneymaxxed well enough to afford surgeries. (6’8 btw)

But could you ever be his dad?


Imagine yourself at mid 50s trynna explore the beach after a good day of rottmaxxing on this forum with your belly looking like this at the keyboard, you decide “beach time!” along with your two youngins and a wife that looks like this -

Spoiler

And then you witness this coolest top tier PSL physique Chad-dad with cauliflower ear anyone could ever come close to for that age. The Rectus abdominis muscles are supposed to be weak with the peritoneum sagging down at that age but nah, peak elite genetics at the finest. Not to mention the diet discipline and workouts required to achieve this.

You realise life is unfair and what you just witnessed is a whole another dimension in terms of foid and societal validation this Chad unc had gone through his life.

A whole day out at the beach you might spot 2 or 3 if it’s a good day niche looking Josh Mcgregors but you rarely ever find a 55yr old with ripped V taper just chilling out there knowing what’s up. THIS dad right here is what your dream future physique has to look like, which I doubt you’d ever get close to but still.

 

[xzx_]

There is no way that is his wife you have to be trolling

 

[Dr. Mog]

There is no way that is his wife you have to be trolling

I’ve delineating how your cousin- sorry your future wife is gonna be like.
Description of the chad unc is a paragraph below.

 

[xzx_]

I’ve delineating how your cousin- sorry your future wife is gonna be like.
Description of the chad unc is a paragraph below.

I misread that I thought that was his wife also im not marrying my fucking cousin