You don't believe in mewing but you believe that some exercise is gonna make your peepee longer by 2"

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Looks like the pessimistic attitude can't overthrow penis insecurities.


Good night.
 
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Penile exercises actually have results though that are supported by science in ADULTS. ADULTS.
 
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shit thread
 
I have yet to see a legit before/after result from mewing that was any good.
 
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just get your penis stuck somewhere and stretch it theory
 
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Penile exercises actually have results though that are supported by science in ADULTS. ADULTS.
Yup, difference is there is overwhelming PHOTO evidence of results that you can get. It's proven to work, unlike mewers where Mike himself is ashamed to talk about it in his consultations
 
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I have yet to see a legit before/after result from mewing that was any good.
Who gives a fuck about those? All cringe as fuck and worthless.

I don't need them. It's been 14 months already.
 
I think I've legit gained at least 3mm of girth in the last 7 days, ded srs
 
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What's hilarious is that pulling on your dick to make it longer is a concept that is verified by 100s of before and afters while mewing, which imo makes more superficial sense, doesn't have a single convincing before and after.
Clown world.
 
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evidence is unneeded cringe?
The before and afters currently available are.
People seemingly don't even know what type of morphological change they should be expecting. So they all have their different ways to fraud.
What's hilarious is that pulling on your dick to make it longer is a concept that is verified by 100s of before and afters while mewing, which imo makes more superficial sense, doesn't have a single convincing before and after.
Clown world.
I have never seen these photos, but if people treated these photos the same they treat that Salludon guy, then they would have accused those a thousand times of "penile implant fraud", "Photoshop" and what not.
 
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i tried jelqing and stretching and i ended up pissing blood. jfl i guess i have to be content with my micropenis. im a subhuman
 
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I think I've legit gained at least 3mm of girth in the last 7 days, ded srs
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I'm the person the most prone to want to believe in mewing but I don't think I can lol
 
how abour length?

I don't think I've gained any length tbh, but I measured my dick today, 5mm in girth gain. I'll rest for 1 entire week to see if I'll keep these gains
 
I don't think I've gained any length tbh, but I measured my dick today, 5mm in girth gain. I'll rest for 1 entire week to see if I'll keep these gains
what do u use for clamping?
 
I just want to know how to undo the damage ive done by dry deathgrip fapping daily for 4 years
 
ngl ronald eads been more helpfull than mike mew
 
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What damage?
bent dick, loss of pigmentation on the bottom left side, ok grip at the top has made it triangular when flaccid
Fordyce spots all over that protrude, skin itself is even messed up and twisted because i would turn the skin every time i fapped
 
bent dick, loss of pigmentation on the bottom left side, ok grip at the top has made it triangular
Fordyce spots all over that protrude
Have you thought that maybe it’s peyronie’s? This is treatable with COQ10 and manual stretching and pumping to fill out the deformities.
 
Have you thought that maybe it’s peyronie’s? This is treatable with COQ10 and manual stretching and pumping to fill out the deformities.
its bent to the left, when I fapped i pretty much had it pulled all the way over th the left going in a sort of curved motion
 
its bent to the left, when I fapped i pretty much had it pulled all the way over th the left going in a sort of curved motion
Does the tissue feel harder where the bend occurs?
 
Does the tissue feel harder where the bend occurs?
Nah not at all
its bent like this

Everything below the head is like exactly the same shape

rip at the fact I actually drew it

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Nah not at all
its bent like this

Everything below the head is like exactly the same shape

rip at the fact I actually drew it

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Hmm, the best thing you could do to reduce the slight bend is stretch it to the right. Manual stretches everyday for at least 30 minutes. Look up Side-to-side stretches, those help a lot. Over time it should straighten out.
 
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Hmm, the best thing you could do to reduce the slight bend is stretch it to the right. Manual stretches everyday for at least 30 minutes. Look up Side-to-side stretches, those help a lot. Over time it should straighten out.
Heh, I try to pull it to the right when I fap but I dont even fap often anymore so
 
Mewing is correct tongue posture. It has no negative effects on face or bone structure. But the people attributing massive change to proper tongue positioning are most likely just seeing the changes of higher hyoid bone and late puberty

Meanwhile, penis exercises are evidently positive and have good results if done properly on people who have already finished puberty. It's obviously not cope, unless expectations are exaggerated
 

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