You ever look in the mirror...

"Damn boy today you looking like a snack"


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You ever look in the mirror thinking "Damn boy today you looking like a snack"
 
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i always look like a snack because im always hungry
 
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Nah I usually want to kms
 
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Yes but when I see a picture of myself right afterwards I'm ready to tie the rope
 
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Yes but when I see a picture of myself right afterwards I'm ready to tie the rope
When I see a picture where my collagen is visible Im also ready to rope
 
yes, i am a snack. EAT ME
 
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Never, I put towels over all mirrors
 
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Yes comrade
 
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if by "snack" you mean "subhuman abomination" then yes
 
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Yep, but then I remember the low ratings from you people and the dopamine evaporates
 
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I do
 
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Sometimes I walk past the mirror and have to walk back to see what I saw again
 
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Never, I put towels over all mirrors
When I still lived with my parents, my mum removed all the mirrors in the house cos I was always looking in them and analysing my face. Dead serious
 
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But you told me you think you're 5psl? When you look in the mirror, do you see 5psl?
Sometimes, but tbh when i look myself in the mirror i dont think about numbers , i think about flaws...

Anyway i think i am 5PSL when i am at my best, but i dont look good always.
 
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When I'm at home I spend hours looking at myself in the mirror, I feel decent looking.
When I'm outside I don't have the courage to see myself reflected km any surface
 
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A few years ago before my rapid descension

I looked in the mirror and got a hard on, no homo
 
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i look in mirror i see uttermensch.
 
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What made you go looksmin
Terrible health issues, autoimmune disease means my own immune system attacks itself.

health is very important for looks
 
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Terrible health issues, autoimmune disease means my own immune system attacks itself.

health is very important for looks
Im sorry. Hope you get better soon or atleast it wont get worse.
 
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looking in the mirror is a curse, you know that's not you because ur brain over the years created a more "perfect" image of you, all your flaws look less because your brain is aware of them and creates a more likeable image
 
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its 50/50, one minute looking into the mirror i might get a sudden urge to masturbate to my reflection, then i go grab some toilet paper, look into the mirror again and then lose my erection and put the toilet paper back. sometimes i look at my face and i want to kiss every mm of my jaw but then moments later my smile disappears and i become depressed again
 
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An unhealthy snack such as crisps, yes. Not a nice one like a banana
 
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more like "damn you look like utter shit"
 
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