BigJimsWornOutTires
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You have sex with Stacy.
That was awesome watching her admire you as you rock into her from behind. Ugh, you put your back into that. Good job!
She seemed to have also enjoyed it. But something about her pleasant persona versus the opposite with you unsettles my stomach. Stroodle, it is. Back in time in another universe I go!
Sip-sip-sip
Flip, flip, flip… stop.
Stacy is from an educated environment. Most of her family is successful and optimistic. The worst that had happened to her was after class in 8th grade. Mister Hunter, the male substitute teacher, slipped his phone number into her homework notebook. She later brought it to her dad, and he got fired. But the rest of her life is peachy and spotless.
Changing locations – flip, flip, flip… stop.
You live in the slums. Most of your family are negative assholes. They use nasty words and wish bodily harm on each other. Your dad is abusive, and your mom is always drunk. Your sister constantly whines about sexual abuse, ugh, she gave me a fucking headache. And your dog never moves much because of this depressing hoarder’s den. Even the fish in your cloudy aquarium stays hidden out of view.
Sip-sip-sip… Back to the present universe.
While smiling, she brings the bedsheet over her wobbly boobs. She saw you wiping yourself with the pillow. She looked away. You nasty motherfucker. I feel like breaking the code and grabbing you by the back of your fucking neck and slamming your face into it.
Anywho, Stacy wants conversation. While running a fingertip under her lower eyelid, she begins by bragging about her latest achievement. With white eyes, you nod with apathy. She discerns that. Changing the topic, she says, “Like, oh my god, right? If the environment is in danger because of vehicles, what about the aircraft and rockets constantly polluting the sky?”
Ugh, this, too, doesn’t arouse you. Instead, you panhandle her for sympathy, “So my dad would beat mom’s face into the floor during the holidays because he was a fucking asshole. On the contrary, everyone in my family is a bunch of assholes.”
Ouchie-mouchie, what a mood killer! You took a relationship-building opportunity and smeared your shit all over it. And to be honest, I’m about to break a rule and grab you by your fucking hair and drag you to the window and push you out of it.
Fuck it.
Big Jim manifests in their realm. Stacy yelps and falls off the bed. He runs to the instigator and grabs him by his fucking hair and drags him to the window. While frantically crying, Stacy jumped over the bed and smashed into the floor. Busting the window out with his head, Stacy gets to her feet and runs out of the room. He shoves his hand and wrist into the feller’s ass and heaves him through the window.
Look what you just did, you selfish prick. You ruined Stacy’s life. No one will ever believe a naked man with a horse cock manifested from thin air and tossed her first date out of the window. She will get blamed for that. I feel so sorry for you.
Asshole!
Using your recently departed doppelganger from a parallel universe as an example of an evident conclusion, wanting to fuck Stacy with your pessimistic ORG irritability, you are truly the criterion of an arrogant, delusional fuck.
Neither facelifting, looksmaxxing, nor strength training will fix the dick inside you. Changing your view of people and embracing this world of wonders would be the first step. The next is not to target a certain face or body for copulation. Stacy will always notice. But if you continue your facsimile’s self-manufactured intelligence, I hope you never, ever, put your dick into anything that doesn’t have one.
