You have no idea what has happened to me over the past week

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I was in a tree for close to six days, long story involving a bear, her cubs, squirrel babies, bald eagle eggs, and two lesbians. I got away this morning.

 

[gymcel64]

Yeah right.

 

[brownmutt42]

A real slav would wrestle the bear

 

[RXnd]

They were all robots by Mossad

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Yeah right.

It's okay! I explained it in another thread:

I had been hunted by a mama bear and her cubs; I broke free this morning

Last week, I went hiking into the dark woods. At the time, I was investigating illegal marijuana crops. Not that anyone hired me or implied that there would be any; I assumed there might be. Also, as a bonus for bizarre exploration, I was searching for wrecked alien spacecraft. Not that anyone...

looksmax.org

A real slav would wrestle the bear

Aint no old men for wild bears:

I had been hunted by a mama bear and her cubs; I broke free this morning

Last week, I went hiking into the dark woods. At the time, I was investigating illegal marijuana crops. Not that anyone hired me or implied that there would be any; I assumed there might be. Also, as a bonus for bizarre exploration, I was searching for wrecked alien spacecraft. Not that anyone...

looksmax.org

They were all robots by Mossad

 

[not__cel]

I was in a tree for close to six days, long story involving a bear, her cubs, squirrel babies, bald eagle eggs, and two lesbians. I got away this morning.

Brutal the replies don’t believe you