You have to watch Football to be NT in the UK

[JohnDoe]

I don't know what the equivalent would be in America, possibly American football aka handegg or basketball?
Anyhow you can't be NT in the UK if you don't watch football. I remember back in college all the boys would talk about football and i had no interest in watching it, they'd be confused when i said i don't watch it. You have to watch it otherwise you aren't NT, even as adults the guys just talk about le footy, le ngubu scoring a hattrick etc.
Tell me i'm wrong my fellow ukcels
@SecularIslamist @Diarrhoea @coispet @Xangsane @curryascenderr @Pakicel

Fuck i hate watching these millionaires kicking a ball around except when it's the euros/world-cup or something, what do you guys do? just cope and be non-nt or just force yourself to watch it and know all the players names? If you meet a new guy and he watches football and you don't, low chance of being friends because he's going to want to talk about le footy. I was an mmacel for about 8 years but even that has lost its interest. What's worse is trying to get into football now when all the good playrs are gone or too old. I grew up watching R9, ronaldinho, zidane, etc, now i have to look at ngubu mbappe and some 6'4 autistic norwegian guy and other mongrels. It's a joke.

 

[HighTierSubhuman]

I wish I got into football as a kid to seem more nt. Can't really do it now because it's too boring to me

 

[shia.jihadist]

same for pretty much anywhere except us and curryland

 

[curryascenderr]

I support United I like watching football JFL , I think it’s weird when I meet a guy and he doesn’t watch any football like it’s a conversation point that I can speak to about any guy tbh

 

[JohnDoe]

I support United I like watching football JFL , I think it’s weird when I meet a guy and he doesn’t watch any football like it’s a conversation point that I can speak to about any guy tbh

Thata's because you're NT

 

[Sub5kang]

I don't know what the equivalent would be in America, possibly American football aka handegg or basketball?
Anyhow you can't be NT in the UK if you don't watch football. I remember back in college all the boys would talk about football and i had no interest in watching it, they'd be confused when i said i don't watch it. You have to watch it otherwise you aren't NT, even as adults the guys just talk about le footy, le ngubu scoring a hattrick etc.
Tell me i'm wrong my fellow ukcels
@SecularIslamist @Diarrhoea @coispet @Xangsane @curryascenderr @Pakicel

Fuck i hate watching these millionaires kicking a ball around except when it's the euros/world-cup or something, what do you guys do? just cope and be non-nt or just force yourself to watch it and know all the players names? If you meet a new guy and he watches football and you don't, low chance of being friends because he's going to want to talk about le footy. I was an mmacel for about 8 years but even that has lost its interest. What's worse is trying to get into football now when all the good playrs are gone or too old. I grew up watching R9, ronaldinho, zidane, etc, now i have to look at ngubu mbappe and some 6'4 autistic norwegian guy and other mongrels. It's a joke.

I just play FIFA with my friends and look up match results on Google, FIFA helps in knowing the names specifically

 

[curryascenderr]

I just play FIFA with my friends and look up match results on Google, FIFA helps in knowing the names specifically

Download onefootball g

 

[JohnDoe]

You guys wanna know how non-nt i was even when i played fifa as a young teenage boy? i would score 1 goal and then put 5 defenders and just pass it to each other until the clock ran out.

 

[SecularIslamist]

True. You'll be left out of most 'manly' conversions. You can't just be one of those retards who watches the world cup / euros.

 

[SecularIslamist]

You guys wanna know how non-nt i was even when i played fifa as a young teenage boy? i would score 1 goal and then put 5 defenders and just pass it to each other until the clock ran out.

Nah if you play FIFA you are NT.

I was a PEScel until 2022 (they rebranded it and it turned shit).

 

[JohnDoe]

Nah if you play FIFA you are NT.

I was a PEScel until 2022 (they rebranded it and it turned shit).

i'm talking about 14 years ago buddy boyo, actually used to like PES more but all the other kids used to play fifa so it is what it is, honestly iwas a call of duty cel though, never really liked fifa or other games.

 

[JohnDoe]

same for pretty much anywhere except us and curryland

you have to watch le tom brady or le lebron james to be NT in the states

 

[wombleboy12]

I don't know what the equivalent would be in America, possibly American football aka handegg or basketball?
Anyhow you can't be NT in the UK if you don't watch football. I remember back in college all the boys would talk about football and i had no interest in watching it, they'd be confused when i said i don't watch it. You have to watch it otherwise you aren't NT, even as adults the guys just talk about le footy, le ngubu scoring a hattrick etc.
Tell me i'm wrong my fellow ukcels
@SecularIslamist @Diarrhoea @coispet @Xangsane @curryascenderr @Pakicel

Fuck i hate watching these millionaires kicking a ball around except when it's the euros/world-cup or something, what do you guys do? just cope and be non-nt or just force yourself to watch it and know all the players names? If you meet a new guy and he watches football and you don't, low chance of being friends because he's going to want to talk about le footy. I was an mmacel for about 8 years but even that has lost its interest. What's worse is trying to get into football now when all the good playrs are gone or too old. I grew up watching R9, ronaldinho, zidane, etc, now i have to look at ngubu mbappe and some 6'4 autistic norwegian guy and other mongrels. It's a joke.

Along with having some kind of messy fringe/curtains or you're instantly seen as a creep/old hag

 

[Jonnyboi]

yeah its so gay. imagine watching men kick a ball into a net. ufc mogs

 

[Thebuffdon]

yeah its so gay. imagine watching men kick a ball into a net. ufc mogs

Nah it’s not even the sport that’s bad it’s a good sport it’s just so repetitive than anything gets so boring after a while

 

[optimisticzoomer]

ufc mogs

That's just pretentious to try and seem hard and different. No one actually enjoys watching that

 

[Doommaxxed]

Football is boring and queer as fuck. I watch boxing.

 

[Jonnyboi]

That's just pretentious to try and seem hard and different. No one actually enjoys watching that

Not trying to seem hard

Fighting is just the no.1 thing men with testosterone like

When there was a fight at school everyone gathered to watch.

When people play football at school only a few watch, no one gives a fuck

Fights mog.

No one actually enjoys football you just watch it to try fit in

 

[6PSLcel]

I don't know what the equivalent would be in America, possibly American football aka handegg or basketball?
Anyhow you can't be NT in the UK if you don't watch football. I remember back in college all the boys would talk about football and i had no interest in watching it, they'd be confused when i said i don't watch it. You have to watch it otherwise you aren't NT, even as adults the guys just talk about le footy, le ngubu scoring a hattrick etc.
Tell me i'm wrong my fellow ukcels
@SecularIslamist @Diarrhoea @coispet @Xangsane @curryascenderr @Pakicel

Fuck i hate watching these millionaires kicking a ball around except when it's the euros/world-cup or something, what do you guys do? just cope and be non-nt or just force yourself to watch it and know all the players names? If you meet a new guy and he watches football and you don't, low chance of being friends because he's going to want to talk about le footy. I was an mmacel for about 8 years but even that has lost its interest. What's worse is trying to get into football now when all the good playrs are gone or too old. I grew up watching R9, ronaldinho, zidane, etc, now i have to look at ngubu mbappe and some 6'4 autistic norwegian guy and other mongrels. It's a joke.

very very true, u also need to play fifa or else it's over for you, i dislike the game.

 

[JohnDoe]

very very true, u also need to play fifa or else it's over for you, i dislike the game.

@SecularIslamist am i right in thinking currycels in the UK still play fifa even in their late 20s? seems like it, they come back from work and jump on le fifa, so retarded but i get it, NT shit, i cba with any games for many years now

 

[JohnDoe]

Not trying to seem hard

Fighting is just the no.1 thing men with testosterone like

When there was a fight at school everyone gathered to watch.

When people play football at school only a few watch, no one gives a fuck

Fights mog.

No one actually enjoys football you just watch it to try fit in

so i'm high test if i only watched UFC/MMA and occasionally boxing for the past 8 years? LIFEFUEL fuck your gay ball kicking sport, high test watch combat sports

 

[JohnDoe]

very very true, u also need to play fifa or else it's over for you, i dislike the game.

Not only play fifa but you need to owatch football, every football match that has top teams, hell i even heard today some teenagers talking about some b-league teams who nobody outside of my area knows about, brutal tbh. You either are a football fan or you're an outcast in this country.

 

[JohnDoe]

That's just pretentious to try and seem hard and different. No one actually enjoys watching that

cringe reply tbh, been watching mma since i was 20, 8 years now, i don't think i'm "hard", it's the only sport worth watching, no fake kicking ball or other gay shit, high test sport

 

[JohnDoe]

Along with having some kind of messy fringe/curtains or you're instantly seen as a creep/old hag

JFL i have this now but i used to have giga long hair which made me even more of an outcast because every guy in the UK has the same fucking haircut, they're all NPCs with the same fade cut. So boring.

 

[try2beme]

Not trying to seem hard

Fighting is just the no.1 thing men with testosterone like

When there was a fight at school everyone gathered to watch.

When people play football at school only a few watch, no one gives a fuck

Fights mog.

No one actually enjoys football you just watch it to try fit in

Niggas who watch ufc and football>>>>>

 

[Gargantuan]

yeah its so gay. imagine watching men kick a ball into a net. ufc mogs

Football is boring and queer as fuck. I watch boxing.

so i'm high test if i only watched UFC/MMA and occasionally boxing for the past 8 years? LIFEFUEL fuck your gay ball kicking sport, high test watch combat sports

Combat sports like boxing and MMA are what all sports aspire to.
If someone wins a game of football, there's always going to be the argument of ''yeah well I lost the game but could have kicked your ass in a fight''
Nobody after losing a fight is going to be like ''yeah you knocked me out but I would have whooped your ass in a game of football bro ''

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Fighting is just the no.1 thing men with testosterone like

high test sport

There we go. It's always just wanting to be seen as "muh high t". That's why you bring that up

The jokes write themselves

 

[SecularIslamist]

@SecularIslamist am i right in thinking currycels in the UK still play fifa even in their late 20s? seems like it, they come back from work and jump on le fifa, so retarded but i get it, NT shit, i cba with any games for many years now

Yeah for sure. Most of my friends do. I highly doubt they do anything else in their free time, even the married ones.

I rarely play PS5. My attention span is too short for games. I've been waiting for FFVII rebirth for 4 years. It came out and I bought it and guess what I still haven't played over an hour on it. Waste of money.

 

[halloweed]

Nah if you play FIFA you are NT.

I was a PEScel until 2022 (they rebranded it and it turned shit).

ahh Pes graphics were so good

 

[Jonnyboi]

cringe reply tbh, been watching mma since i was 20, 8 years now, i don't think i'm "hard", it's the only sport worth watching, no fake kicking ball or other gay shit, high test sport

you can tell hes a nerd who got bullied at school

 

[Enfant terrible]

i dont give a fuck about football
i was forced to play in a club growing up because my father is hugely into it

 

[Sapieeen]

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