you know what's the most annoying type of cases when you are a blackpilled lawyer?

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women getting fucked and then fucked over by random retards and then coming to you to get divorced/get the guy to pay for child support/get marital property issues resolved

it's unbearable to have to listen to their weeping for like an hour when you realize, from their descriptions and storytelling, that the average person can tell that the guy in question is an irresponsible manchild and has abuser potential, while also often being an alcoholic or a junkie, from outer space

i'd find this funny if i didnt remember how hard did i have to try to not end up telling them they are fucking retarded and that it's a miracle that they have legal capacity. extremely frustrating. stopped doing those after a year of practicing. wouldn't do it anymore no matter the money.

of course, i'm always curious about what the guy in question looks like (specially when girls/women are gl), assuming it must be a serial pump-and-dump chad, but it's never the case. it's just some basic ordinary clown that doesn't have anything going for him. ridiculous.

sure, my sample is biased because people in functioning relationships obviously won't need a lawyer for marital law matters, but my main takeaway from all this is that committing is absolutely not worth it. and it's not always this dynamics in question, btw. a lot of crazy or unstable women ruin the lives of normal guys too. usually alcoholics.

also, the cause of a relationship/marriage failing doesn't seem to be classic cheating shit. i get transcripts of private convos of my clients all the time, and you can rarely conclude there is a third person involved even if you want to make that conclusion. which made me question everything i know about this topic, because i was convinced there's always some cucking/cheating at the core of the conflict
 
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also, i'm always curious about what the guy in question looks like (specially when girls/women are gl), assuming it must be a serial pump-and-dump chad, but it's never the case. it's just some ordinary guy that doesn't have anything going for him. ridiculous
Over for the sexual fantasies of half the forum
 
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please dont stop posting we are lacking people with real lives on here, @Fat Ego-tripper and @cvzvvc are the only lawyers i knew of that were on here, that aside did u ever comment on their wrongdoings (women), like i assume they think they are fully in the right do u ever comment on their bullshit like meh u cheating will make it a bit harder to take more child support or w.e. ,
 
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please dont stop posting we are lacking people with real lives on here, @Fat Ego-tripper and @cvzvvc are the only lawyers i knew of that were on here, that aside did u ever comment on their wrongdoings (women), like i assume they think they are fully in the right do u ever comment on their bullshit like meh u cheating will make it a bit harder to take more child support or w.e. ,
Brutal career mog, people on here are lawyers meanwhile I'm a driving instructor who regularly gets reported by teenage girls that take lessons with me for being a creep
 
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Over for the sexual fantasies of half the forum

yeah. most users grew up on porn, reddit, tiktok, discord and these forums, so their "knowledge" about this matter is gonna be extremely infantile and oversimplified, like every other person out there is either deformed or genetic marvel.

again, when the client is female and looks remotely good (at least to me), i'm googling the guy and checking him on fb or ig as soon as she leaves :feelskek: I don't even know why, because i don't know if i'd feel better if it turned out to be a typical casual slayer or your average invisible guy.

still, after 50 of so such cases, no slayers in sight. and i adjusted my scale for my location, so i don't only count prime gandy's lookalikes as gl. the bar is much lower
 
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yeah. most users grew up on porn, reddit, tiktok, discord and these forums, so their "knowledge" about this matter is gonna be extremely infantile and oversimplified, like every other person out there is either deformed or genetic marvel.

again, when the client is female and she looks remotely good (at least to me), i'm googling the guy and checking him on fb or ig as soon as she enters :feelskek: don't even know why, because i don't know if i'd feel better if it turned out to be a typical casual slayer or your average invisible guy. still, after 50 of so such cases, no slayers in sight. and i adjusted my scale for my location, so i don't only count prime gandy's lookalikes as gl. the bar is much lower
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please dont stop posting we are lacking people with real lives on here, @Fat Ego-tripper and @cvzvvc are the only lawyers i knew of that were on here, that aside did u ever comment on their wrongdoings (women), like i assume they think they are fully in the right do u ever comment on their bullshit like meh u cheating will make it a bit harder to take more child support or w.e. ,

yeah, users here are not even necessarily stupid, they are just either too young to have some experience or too subhuman, so they didn't even get it despite being 25+. never heard of those guys you tagged, might go through their posts.

i'll respond to your question later, gonna play one quick AoE II game to dumb myself down and to kill time until alcohol and pills kick in now. Persians on the menu tonight.
 
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yeah, users here are not even necessarily stupid, they are just either too young to have some experience or too subhuman, so they didn't even get it despite being 25+. never heard of those guys you tagged, might go through their posts.

i'll respond to your question later, gonna play one quick AoEII game to dumb myself down and to kill time until alcohol and pills kick in
Am i young at 15?
 
never heard of those guys you tagged, might go through their posts.
@Fat Ego-tripper , I genuinely thought u were this guy's alt when u started talking about courthouse and being fat
 
Brutal career mog, people on here are lawyers meanwhile I'm a driving instructor who regularly gets reported by teenage girls that take lessons with me for being a creep

fun fact: i don't have a driver's license :feelskek:

did u ever comment on their wrongdoings (women), like i assume they think they are fully in the right do u ever comment on their bullshit like meh u cheating will make it a bit harder to take more child support or w.e. ,

i'm never being cynical about that or turning the conversation into a generalized one because 1. i don't care and 2. i'dont care.

but your assumption is correct. i just ask them for such details and frame them as a professional, telling them something like "this circumstance is gonna make it harder for you to convince the court to rule in your favor, I won't lie to you".

i often instruct them to instigate an argument with their soon to be ex-partner and record it, or get them to text my clients something that could be categorized as a threat, to get more leverage in the dispute. works like a charm more often than not.
 
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