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I've never seen this spoken about, but this larp can be incredibly effective for increasing immediate sexual attraction.

You must make yourself seem as low maintenance and 'born this way' as possible. When me and my mate go out who are both around 23 FFMI, girls frequently come up and touch our arms and then ask how often we go to the gym, how much we bench etc. We used to provide honest answers, like we train 5 days a week, our max bench is xyz, it's gay and boring.

But now we've just started larping that we've never even bench pressed, and we don't go to the gym and sometimes lift here and there. We've concluded that maintaining attraction has risen considerably after implementing this.

Other examples:
  • What's your diet plan? "I don't have one, I just eat whatever"
  • What do you do for your skin? "I don't do anything" (when I've been la roche posay b5 and retinoid maxxing)
  • How did you get your teeth so white? "I only brush them once a day" (after getting $500 professional whitening)

They usually reply with a shocking 'what?', instant neurotransmitter spike which is always good.

It flips a switch in them that you're just born this way, your genes are top percentile, you should be selected for procreation.

Definitely not recommended for LTRs, but who the fuck is LTRing a bitch from the club anyways. Also larping at the club in general is one of the top 3 most fun activities.
 
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I've never seen this spoken about, but this larp can be incredibly effective for increasing immediate sexual attraction.

You must make yourself seem as low maintenance and 'born this way' as possible. When me and my mate go out who are both around 23 FFMI, girls frequently come up and touch our arms and then ask how often we go to the gym, how much we bench etc. We used to provide honest answers, like we train 5 days a week, our max bench is xyz, it's gay and boring.

But now we've just started larping that we've never even bench pressed, and we don't go to the gym and sometimes lift here and there. We've concluded that maintaining attraction has risen considerably after implementing this.

Other examples:
  • What's your diet plan? "I don't have one, I just eat whatever"
  • What do you do for your skin? "I don't do anything" (when I've been la roche posay b5 and retinoid maxxing)
  • How did you get your teeth so white? "I only brush them once a day" (after getting $500 professional whitening)

They usually reply with a shocking 'what?', instant neurotransmitter spike which is always good.

It flips a switch in them that you're just born this way, your genes are top percentile, you should be selected for procreation.

Definitely not recommended for LTRs, but who the fuck is LTRing a bitch from the club anyways. Also larping at the club in general is one of the top 3 most fun activities.
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