You need to eat berries from the forest only

[sigma boii]

This is where all my sugar comes from except monster energy

 

[asdvek]

inb4 bear/mountain lion attack

 

[asdvek]

oh and wild boars, those fuckers attack too, multiple of them team up and attack

 

[sigma boii]

oh and wild boars, those fuckers attack too, multiple of them team up and attack

Humans are the apex predators animals do not fuck with then

 

[asdvek]

Humans are the apex predators animals do not fuck with then

Yeah..you've never seen a bear attack before i bet

 

[sigma boii]

Yeah..you've never seen a bear attack before i bet

I stood in front of the fucking bear and threw a rock at it

 

[asdvek]

I stood in front of the fucking bear and threw a rock at it

I have a bugatti chiron and im selling it for 2 dollars u want it?

 

[sigma boii]

I have a bugatti chiron and im selling it for 2 dollars u want it?

You could literally throw shit in front of bears and they will run away

I know stories of children and grandmas who did it

 

[asdvek]

You could literally throw shit in front of bears and they will run away

I know stories of children and grandmas who did it

I'd post a bear attack if extreme gore wasnt banned

 

[sigma boii]

I'd post a bear attack if extreme gore wasnt banned

Because they did nothing and just stood there like deer in headlights

 

[asdvek]

Because they did nothing and just stood there like deer in headlights

Nigga holy fuck a bear will chase u down


IF A BEAR DOES NOT ATTACK YOU

THEN ITS NOT HUNGRY

In places where a river is present and there are lots of fishes like salmon in Alaska, the fishers literally go next to the bears and the bears dont attack, why? The bears arent hungry, the bears eat lots of salmon from the river

But if a bear is hungry it will fucking maul you

 

[coolguyjames]

This is where all my sugar comes from except monster energy

Eat milk and Doritos like cereal