You will never be a UFC fighter

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You will never be a UFC fighter. You have no speed, you have no condition, you have no cauliflower ear. You are a mentally ill man twisted by drugs and cope into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish delusion behind closed doors.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably an amateur fighter.
 
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You will never be a UFC fighter. You have no speed, you have no condition, you have no cauliflower ear. You are a mentally ill man twisted by drugs and cope into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably an amateur fighter.
 
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haha mma guys are fucking cringe

muh muh bjj black belt muh muh americana muh muh ford explorer punching power

nigga please

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You will never be a UFC fighter
They get into martial arts at like 10 years old. By the time they're in their early 20s they're competing in the UFC. To be the very best you would've had to start over a decade ago.
 
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They get into martial arts at like 10 years old. By the time they're in their early 20s they're competing in the UFC. To be the very best you would've had to start over a decade ago.
Thanks for the lecture
 
Maan I always wanted to be one
 
They get into martial arts at like 10 years old. By the time they're in their early 20s they're competing in the UFC. To be the very best you would've had to start over a decade ago.
U just have to start while ur under 16 and be a lifetime athlete.
 
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Cope. I train Boxing and Muay Thai. Soon I'll also start Wrestling to add toy skill set toolbox.
 

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