You will never be Mo Bamba

[Alesund]

You will never be a 7'1 behemoth with a godlike 8' wingspan.

You will never make an average man look like a stunted child.

You will never look so sleek and aesthetic in a suit do to your short pathetic limbs

Honestly, what's the point of living when you realize people like him exist?

 

[BigBiceps]

Maybe I'd like to make the money he makes, but god I wouldn't like to look like him.

 

[didntreadlol]

he's only 3 inches taller than me

 

[Alesund]

he's only 3 inches taller than me

What's your wingspan, son? That's where the real mog is.

 

[didntreadlol]

What's your wingspan, son? That's where the real mog is.

my limbs are pretty average ngl

 

[Vidyacoper]

lol looks like shit

 

[Deleted member 3612]

 

[Deleted member 5656]

god i wish that were me. even if his face is ugly with that height he lives life on tutorial mode. great career due to automatically being good at heightball, and can fuck any woman he wants due to being extremely tall

 

[Alesund]

god i wish that were me. even if his face is ugly with that height he lives life on tutorial mode. great career due to automatically being good at heightball, and can fuck any woman he wants due to being extremely tall

Yes, a statusmaxxed long limbed BBC is what everyone should want to be in their next life.

 

[Vidyacoper]

god i wish that were me. even if his face is ugly with that height he lives life on tutorial mode. great career due to automatically being good at heightball, and can fuck any woman he wants due to being extremely tall

cope id rather be chico and dirt broke and 5'9

 

[Alesund]

cope id rather be chico and dirt broke and 5'9

Cope like the Chinese Pope. Chico would be invisible in the presence of this mog monster.

 

[Vidyacoper]

Cope like the Chinese Pope. Chico would be invisible in the presence of this mog monster.

chico's 6'4

 

[Deleted member 5656]

cope id rather be chico and dirt broke and 5'9

autistic black and white thinking. i never said having a chico face with average height and poor finances wasn't good or even better. i'd gladly take that as well.

 

[Vidyacoper]

autistic black and white thinking. i never said having a chico face with average height and poor finances wasn't good or even better. i'd gladly take that as well.

its way better

 

[Alesund]

chico's 6'4

Doesn't matter. He can't hold a candle to a statusmaxxed NBA player that has a pretty popular song about him.

 

[Deleted member 5656]

its way better

i don't know what either scenario is like and neither do you, because neither of us are giants or top .00001% face. all i can say is i'd gladly take either opportunity

 

[Vidyacoper]

i don't know what either scenario is like and neither do you, because neither of us are giants or top .00001% face. all i can say is i'd gladly take either opportunity

being as aesthetic as chico is worth more than anything else in the world, id like to make as much money as mo bamba but to look like him? no thanks tbh

 

[Deleted member 5656]

being as aesthetic as chico is worth more than anything else in the world, id like to make as much money as mo bamba but to look like him? no thanks tbh

looking like him is absolutely worth it when the height is top .000001% in the world, especially with that status. probably not as good as having a .000001% face but he absolutely lives life on tutorial mode and can get any bitch he wants. also you have to remember that chico is fucking huge as well

 

[Alesund]

looking like him is absolutely worth it when the height is top .000001% in the world, especially with that status. probably not as good as having a .000001% face but he absolutely lives life on tutorial mode and can get any bitch he wants. also you have to remember that chico is fucking huge as well

The choice was 5'9 broke status-less chico vs 7'1 mo bamba. In that case it's pretty fucking obvious who wins.

 

[Kingkellz]

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lol looks like shit

Oubre mogs him hard tbh

 

[Deleted member 5656]

The choice was 5'9 broke status-less chico vs 7'1 mo bamba. In that case it's pretty fucking obvious who wins.

both of them win. with a chico face at 5'9 it is impossible to not have status, and people would automatically be flocking to give him acting and modeling contracts. he wouldn't end up being like the top model in the world but he'd still live life on tutorial mode

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Prime Shaq mogs him.

 

[Vidyacoper]

Oubre mogs him hard tbh

yeah goes without saying but yes, oubre isnt all that aesthetic tbh, if he was like 6'2 or something not like he would become a model or anything
famous only thanks to his height

 

[Alesund]

Oubre mogs him hard tbh

Kelly Oubre is like NBA version of Jeremy Meeks- they look way too much alike. Nvm I just checked both of them out and Oubre mogs Meeks haaaaaaaard.