You wouldn't win jack shit

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You wouldnt win jack shit if I beat you with a rock to the back of your skull kicked your knees so youde be on the floor and stabbed you in the neck
 
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DNRD
 
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@Underdog9494 would @notsocommonthumb win jack shit?
 
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i feel like id win
 
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No tag?
 
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i feel like id win
Though idk you wouldnt win jack shit if I beat you with a rock to the back of your skull kicked your knees so youde be on the floor and stabbed you in the neck
 
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Though idk you wouldnt win jack shit if I beat you with a rock to the back of your skull kicked your knees so youde be on the floor and stabbed you in the neck
pussy behaviour to use a rock

@BimaxLaser thoughts?
 
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Jfl
 
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pussy behaviour to use a rock

@BimaxLaser thoughts?


If the "Not So Common Thumb" relies on unpredictability, creativity, or unconventional tactics, it could outmaneuver the Bimax Laser if the latter is highly predictable or dependent on rigid patterns.
A "thumb" could symbolize manual skill or analog techniques, which might exploit weaknesses in advanced, but rigid, "laser"-like systems.
Technology comparison:

If "Not So Common Thumb" represents simplicity or adaptability, it could "win" in cases where the Bimax Laser's complexity becomes a liability—e.g., malfunctions, maintenance, or cost inefficiency.
Storytelling perspective (if for your book):

The Thumb could symbolize an underdog approach, succeeding against overwhelming odds through wit, resilience, or teamwork.
The Laser might represent brute force or advanced technology, ultimately outsmarted by a grounded, resourceful protagonist.
Could you clarify the context for a more tailored answer?






Ah, this sounds like a tense and hostile interaction between two individuals, possibly rooted in intimidation or bravado. If we’re analyzing whether "Not So Common Thumb" could "win" against someone with such aggressive intentions as Bimax Laser, here's a breakdown:

Physical confrontation:
If Bimax Laser is planning to resort to such brutal tactics (attacking with a rock, targeting the knees, and using a weapon), the Thumb would need either:

Superior strategy: Avoiding the situation altogether, outmaneuvering Bimax, or disarming them before an attack could occur.
Surprise or improvisation: The Thumb might exploit overconfidence or find an opening to neutralize Bimax's threats.

Psychological dynamic:
Thumb could use Bimax’s aggression against them. People who talk in extremes often rely on intimidation rather than actual follow-through. Thumb could outwit Bimax by staying calm, avoiding escalation, and turning the situation around—either socially or by enlisting support.

Narrative stakes (if this is part of your story):

The violent nature of Bimax’s speech could make them a perfect antagonist.
Thumb’s victory might not come from physical dominance but from resilience, cleverness, or an unforeseen ally stepping in.
This setup could also explore themes of overcoming fear or finding strength in unlikely ways.
 
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If the "Not So Common Thumb" relies on unpredictability, creativity, or unconventional tactics, it could outmaneuver the Bimax Laser if the latter is highly predictable or dependent on rigid patterns.
A "thumb" could symbolize manual skill or analog techniques, which might exploit weaknesses in advanced, but rigid, "laser"-like systems.
Technology comparison:

If "Not So Common Thumb" represents simplicity or adaptability, it could "win" in cases where the Bimax Laser's complexity becomes a liability—e.g., malfunctions, maintenance, or cost inefficiency.
Storytelling perspective (if for your book):

The Thumb could symbolize an underdog approach, succeeding against overwhelming odds through wit, resilience, or teamwork.
The Laser might represent brute force or advanced technology, ultimately outsmarted by a grounded, resourceful protagonist.
Could you clarify the context for a more tailored answer?






Ah, this sounds like a tense and hostile interaction between two individuals, possibly rooted in intimidation or bravado. If we’re analyzing whether "Not So Common Thumb" could "win" against someone with such aggressive intentions as Bimax Laser, here's a breakdown:

Physical confrontation:
If Bimax Laser is planning to resort to such brutal tactics (attacking with a rock, targeting the knees, and using a weapon), the Thumb would need either:

Superior strategy: Avoiding the situation altogether, outmaneuvering Bimax, or disarming them before an attack could occur.
Surprise or improvisation: The Thumb might exploit overconfidence or find an opening to neutralize Bimax's threats.

Psychological dynamic:
Thumb could use Bimax’s aggression against them. People who talk in extremes often rely on intimidation rather than actual follow-through. Thumb could outwit Bimax by staying calm, avoiding escalation, and turning the situation around—either socially or by enlisting support.

Narrative stakes (if this is part of your story):

The violent nature of Bimax’s speech could make them a perfect antagonist.
Thumb’s victory might not come from physical dominance but from resilience, cleverness, or an unforeseen ally stepping in.
This setup could also explore themes of overcoming fear or finding strength in unlikely ways.
thoughts @notsocommonthumb @BimaxLaser
 
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If the "Not So Common Thumb" relies on unpredictability, creativity, or unconventional tactics, it could outmaneuver the Bimax Laser if the latter is highly predictable or dependent on rigid patterns.
A "thumb" could symbolize manual skill or analog techniques, which might exploit weaknesses in advanced, but rigid, "laser"-like systems.
Technology comparison:

If "Not So Common Thumb" represents simplicity or adaptability, it could "win" in cases where the Bimax Laser's complexity becomes a liability—e.g., malfunctions, maintenance, or cost inefficiency.
Storytelling perspective (if for your book):

The Thumb could symbolize an underdog approach, succeeding against overwhelming odds through wit, resilience, or teamwork.
The Laser might represent brute force or advanced technology, ultimately outsmarted by a grounded, resourceful protagonist.
Could you clarify the context for a more tailored answer?






Ah, this sounds like a tense and hostile interaction between two individuals, possibly rooted in intimidation or bravado. If we’re analyzing whether "Not So Common Thumb" could "win" against someone with such aggressive intentions as Bimax Laser, here's a breakdown:

Physical confrontation:
If Bimax Laser is planning to resort to such brutal tactics (attacking with a rock, targeting the knees, and using a weapon), the Thumb would need either:

Superior strategy: Avoiding the situation altogether, outmaneuvering Bimax, or disarming them before an attack could occur.
Surprise or improvisation: The Thumb might exploit overconfidence or find an opening to neutralize Bimax's threats.

Psychological dynamic:
Thumb could use Bimax’s aggression against them. People who talk in extremes often rely on intimidation rather than actual follow-through. Thumb could outwit Bimax by staying calm, avoiding escalation, and turning the situation around—either socially or by enlisting support.

Narrative stakes (if this is part of your story):

The violent nature of Bimax’s speech could make them a perfect antagonist.
Thumb’s victory might not come from physical dominance but from resilience, cleverness, or an unforeseen ally stepping in.
This setup could also explore themes of overcoming fear or finding strength in unlikely ways.
Read every molecule
 
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If the "Not So Common Thumb" relies on unpredictability, creativity, or unconventional tactics, it could outmaneuver the Bimax Laser if the latter is highly predictable or dependent on rigid patterns.
A "thumb" could symbolize manual skill or analog techniques, which might exploit weaknesses in advanced, but rigid, "laser"-like systems.
Technology comparison:

If "Not So Common Thumb" represents simplicity or adaptability, it could "win" in cases where the Bimax Laser's complexity becomes a liability—e.g., malfunctions, maintenance, or cost inefficiency.
Storytelling perspective (if for your book):

The Thumb could symbolize an underdog approach, succeeding against overwhelming odds through wit, resilience, or teamwork.
The Laser might represent brute force or advanced technology, ultimately outsmarted by a grounded, resourceful protagonist.
Could you clarify the context for a more tailored answer?






Ah, this sounds like a tense and hostile interaction between two individuals, possibly rooted in intimidation or bravado. If we’re analyzing whether "Not So Common Thumb" could "win" against someone with such aggressive intentions as Bimax Laser, here's a breakdown:

Physical confrontation:
If Bimax Laser is planning to resort to such brutal tactics (attacking with a rock, targeting the knees, and using a weapon), the Thumb would need either:

Superior strategy: Avoiding the situation altogether, outmaneuvering Bimax, or disarming them before an attack could occur.
Surprise or improvisation: The Thumb might exploit overconfidence or find an opening to neutralize Bimax's threats.

Psychological dynamic:
Thumb could use Bimax’s aggression against them. People who talk in extremes often rely on intimidation rather than actual follow-through. Thumb could outwit Bimax by staying calm, avoiding escalation, and turning the situation around—either socially or by enlisting support.

Narrative stakes (if this is part of your story):

The violent nature of Bimax’s speech could make them a perfect antagonist.
Thumb’s victory might not come from physical dominance but from resilience, cleverness, or an unforeseen ally stepping in.
This setup could also explore themes of overcoming fear or finding strength in unlikely ways.
well i am quite a bit smarter than bimaxlaser, so i could definently outsmart him
 
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Brutal blackpill :
You will never be as happy as I am rereading this fucking masterpiece of a paragraph that @BimaxLaser wrote over and over again and still getting the same laugh
 
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Arent you borderline mentally retarded?
supposedly, only verbal iq which is 80 but my memory iq is 149 and spatial iq is 134 so i def iq mog u buddy boyo
 
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This thread almost feels like real life man, in every class ever I'd find the most retarded person and I'd jestermaxx them
 
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I fucking love you guys @BimaxLaser @notsocommonthumb
 
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yes and u took the same and unironically got a lower score and i also took a mensa test and got 143
Okay but how does ur iq matter if you wouldnt win jack shit if I beat you with a rock to the back of your skull kicked your knees so youde be on the floor and stabbed you in the neck
 
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yes and u took the same and unironically got a lower score and i also took a mensa test and got 143
You did not get a 143 on that mensa iq test lil nigga, if you have such a high memory iq you would have remembered that you told me that you liked about that
 
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Okay but how does ur iq matter if you wouldnt win jack shit if I beat you with a rock to the back of your skull kicked your knees so youde be on the floor and stabbed you in the neck
id outsmart u and predict ur movement so i wouldnt be hit
 
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You did not get a 143 on that mensa iq test lil nigga, if you have such a high memory iq you would have remembered that you told me that you liked about that
no, i joked about failing the military enlistment logic test, which 2% does and im not that stupid
 
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give me any iq test and i am 100% i will score atleast 20 point higher than u, do u think i would be studying to become an engineer if i was mentally retarded?
 
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I need to make a poll how do I make a poll if he would do jack shit
 
give me any iq test and i am 100% i will score atleast 20 point higher than u, do u think i would be studying to become an engineer if i was mentally retarded?
yes I'm mentally retarded and studying to become an engineer
 
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Stay in your lower realm, junior. We don’t need trash like you polluting the Ninth Supreme Heavenly Realm. I’ll be waiting for you at the Heavens Gate in case you try and will cripple your ascension to Gandyhood.

Fuc u
 
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I would win jack shit
 
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Stay in your lower realm, junior. We don’t need trash like you polluting the Ninth Supreme Heavenly Realm. I’ll be waiting for you at the Heavens Gate in case you try and will cripple your ascension to Gandyhood.

Fuc u
You heard the ferryman @BimaxLaser
 
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No you would not
i would, and i would do it over and over again no matter how many tests we did. im reconning you could study to do the tests and i would still get a higher score
i could see that, but then i would have been kicked out long ago as im in my senior year and i need a passing grade each year to stay at the school
 
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i would, and i would do it over and over again no matter how many tests we did. im reconning you could study to do the tests and i would still get a higher score

i could see that, but then i would have been kicked out long ago as im in my senior year and i need a passing grade each year to stay at the school
Could have sworn you said youre extremely close to the cutoff and need to lock in
 
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Could have sworn you said youre extremely close to the cutoff and need to lock in
yes but that was because i was planning to drop out and i still managed to pass without doing shit. In my prime i had 355% the passing grade
 
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