Your craziest/best fap story

[Deleted member 1464]

I was on holiday when I was 12, chilling in the spa, family was chilling on the lounge chairs.
This chick with nice big titties comes into the pool and I am in utter awe. I can't stop staring at her boobies.
Since the spa was connected to the pool but positioned slightly higher, I had a great view.

Apart from my family sitting on the other end of the pool area, there was only a few others in the pool, including this goddess.

So I put the bubbles on and started furiously masturbating and then jizzed inside the spa.

 

[Alexanderr]

Nigga...

 

[Deleted member 2756]

fucking hell, did you get out immediately? jfl you could have impregnated the bitch IMAGINE

 

[SikKunt]

Give cup size approximately
Also fake or nah?

 

[Deleted member 2756]

fucking hell, did you get out immediately? jfl you could have impregnated the bitch IMAGINE

edit nvm she wasn't in the spa with you

 

[Deleted member 1464]

you could have impregnated the bitch IMAGINE

 

[Deleted member 2756]

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im dead, your fucking seminal fluid was floating around in a public spa.

a dude literally came into a pool and impregnated 11 women.

 

[turkproducer]

fucking hell, did you get out immediately? jfl you could have impregnated the bitch IMAGINE

You’re dumb lol.. sperm dies in water bro

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Give cup size approximately
Also fake or nah?

Like E cup size, natural, had a nice sag to them, very jiggly, looked epic when they were wet.
The imagine lives rent free in my head forever.

 

[Deleted member 2756]

You’re dumb lol.. sperm dies in water bro

oh does it?

 

[Deleted member 1464]

oh does it?

Dies really quickly when it leaves ur schlong regardless

 

[turkproducer]

oh does it?

“If ejaculation occurred in plain warm water, sperm could survive for a few minutes. If ejaculation occurs in very hot water, or water filled with pool chemicals, bubbles or other substances, sperm would not be able to survive for more than a few seconds.”

I thought it would die instantly but turns out it can survive in clean water for a few minutes if the condition is right.. still the chances of it gettimy a woman pregnant are slim

 

[Deleted member 2756]

Dies really quickly when it leaves ur schlong regardless

i've also almost came to a chick in a public spa, same big titties and all.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

i've also almost came to a chick in a public spa, same big titties and all.

Yeah this is why I don't go to public pools anymore tbh.
JFL....

 

[jefferson]

Alright here's mine

> was camping
> 14 years old and horny af, back before porn and depression ruined me
> jerking off in outhouse
> no lock
> see oldfag approaching
> one hand still on my dick I try to hold the door close so he'll realize someone's in there
> he pulls really hard on the door and I fall out ontop of him with by dick still in my hand
> he says "sorry"
> I get tunnel vision and jump back in the outhouse and close the door.
> Look through the crack again and see oldfag waiting ~20 meters from the outhouse on the only pathway
> Run out of the outhouse in the opposite direction through the woods

I'm 90% sure the guy was the principle of my old elementary school too.

 

[SikKunt]

Like E cup size, natural, had a nice sag to them, very jiggly, looked epic when they were wet.
The imagine lives rent free in my head forever.

Was she naked?

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Was she naked?

No jfl, it was a resort pool.

 

[SikKunt]

No jfl, it was a resort pool.

What was the bra like?

 

[Over]

Was 23, after five hard days of nofap I broke and went naked, started jacking off furiously for over 60 minutes without stopping. I managed to hold a nut in for a good hour and then had giga dopamine release after.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

What was the bra like?

Spoiler: nofap crew be warned

her titties looked exactly like this

 

[SikKunt]

Spoiler: nofap crew be warned

View attachment 157274 her titties looked exactly like this

Damn brah lucky, you just gave me urge to fap btw

 

[fukmylyf]

I watched porn with my younger cousin at a sleepover when I was 14. I didn't fap in front of her, but I was quietly humping the mattress in prone position until I accidentally jizzed in my boxers. It was so much cum that it would have shown through my pants if the lights were on. Eventually I told her I had to take a shit and rushed to the bathroom so I could clean up the mess. When I got back it was really awkward. She kept laughing and asking why I took so long. I realize now that she probably knew. Thankfully I haven't seen her since then.

 

[SikKunt]

I watched porn with my younger cousin at a sleepover when I was 14. I didn't fap in front of her, but I was quietly humping the mattress in prone position until I accidentally jizzed in my boxers. It was so much cum that it would have shown through my pants if the lights were on. Eventually I told her I had to take a shit and rushed to the bathroom so I could clean up the mess. When I got back it was really awkward. She kept laughing and asking why I took so long. I realize now that she probably knew. Thankfully I haven't seen her since then.

was she hot? u r tard if you didn't try and fuck her

 

[fukmylyf]

was she hot? u r tard if you didn't try and fuck her

lol, she was 12 at the time, but I guess so

 

[Pillarman]

I jerked off in my class, one of my hand inside my pocket and all, was 12 or 13 also was imagining fucking a black woman for some reason, probably cause it was a history lesson

 

[Deleted member 1464]

 

[Deleted member 3328]

@Pietrosiek post yours

 

[Pietrosiek]

Crazy Goblin i will post mine.

So i was 26,first months of high school. It was fore i changed schools. I runned from some shitty course or Idk what was it in the middle of school. I went to cinema since i could sit there in warm place. I was very horny so i started watching porn. Then i decide to go to the toilet. I started fapping but dudes were commming to the toilet and i needed to get out and then go again. Few times like that. Propably work era thinked i have sraczka but anyway I finally cummed and went to bus stop.

@Pietrosiek post yours

Here you go

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Crazy Goblin i will post mine.

So i was 26,first months of high school. It was fore i changed schools. I runned from some shitty course or Idk what was it in the middle of school. I went to cinema since i could sit there in warm place. I was very horny so i started watching porn. Then i decide to go to the toilet. I started fapping but dudes were commming to the toilet and i needed to get out and then go again. Few times like that. Propably work era thinked i have sraczka but anyway I finally cummed and went to bus stop.

Here you go

 

[Pietrosiek]

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You should learn how to speak polish skurwysynu

 

[Zeta ascended]

I was high as fuck and fapped to a girl I use to work with Snapchat story. She was recording some other girl in Church or something.....

 

[Deleted member 3832]

https://looksmax.org/threads/story-craziest-thing-i-had-ever-done-to-fap.66236/

 

[Deleted member 1751]

im dead, your fucking seminal fluid was floating around in a public spa.

a dude literally came into a pool and impregnated 11 women.

It's actually a fake story

 

[Deleted member 1464]

It's actually a fake story

Very real, I was a horny young boy

 

[Deleted member 1751]

Very real, I was a horny young boy

I was talking about a guy impregnating 11 women by cumming in a pool

 

[Deleted member 1464]

I was talking about a guy impregnating 11 women by cumming in a pool

I see, could be plausible in theory though.....
But yeah, highly unlikely that something like that could happen.
I'm 99% sure sperm would die really quickly when exposed to chlorine.

 

[Deleted member 1751]

I see, could be plausible in theory though.....
But yeah, highly unlikely that something like that could happen.
I'm 99% sure sperm would die really quickly when exposed to chlorine.

I also heard that story and found out it's fake

 

[rawdogprince]

I see, could be plausible in theory though.....
But yeah, highly unlikely that something like that could happen.
I'm 99% sure sperm would die really quickly when exposed to chlorine.

gives me an idea to save up my sperm until i get gallons and then dump it into a busy swimming pool and get girls pregnant and pass on my genes. might do it before i rooe.

 

[Deleted member 4209]

theyre all good

one of the best feelings in life ngl