“Your intuition will guide you to success,” what a stupid thing deepened my shell existence

BigJimsWornOutTires

BigJimsWornOutTires

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Every day I question why a drop. Was my life that boring? The moments of despair remind me of the tellment of every living soul. Fucking parallel universes. And in this one, Hollywood favors as fiction. That fucking royness tempts me to gear speed with passion. All the way! But the stroodle begs me for one more trip. And if I do this, I may never return with the milk. Not a fucking drop!

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stroodlepilled
 
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over for multiverse jumpers
 
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A drop of milk is all it takes to leave this world behind.

When I was 16 in both universes, I switched places with myself.
 
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When I got here, I didn't think it worked until I learned about my other self. It takes up to 54 hours to fully adjust and switch places. So two can occupy the same world for up to 54 hours. Like AI engines needing cold environments, so does the milk and stroodle.
 
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When I got here, I didn't think it worked until I learned about my other self. It takes up to 54 hours to fully adjust and switch places. So two can occupy the same world for up to 54 hours. Like AI engines needing cold environments, so does the milk and stroodle.
Just become amish
 
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The milk is a liquefied gas found in Antarctica on the ocean floor. The stroodle's a device resembling a spherical mirror that echoes white noise when wind hits it. Just a drop of the milk on the stroodle is all it takes. But the only problem... you can never return. Ever. It's impossible.
 
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Another high effort thread from my favorite forum schizo :Comfy:
 
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Too many words that I didn’t read😢
 
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Another high effort thread from my favorite forum schizo :Comfy:
Sorry, buddy, the only skitzo I see is the one typing.

Too many words that I didn’t read😢
READ IT! But read this first:

 

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