Your job is cleaning up after natural debacles - you also build homes - but what do you do if there are no disasters?

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My initial hypothesis suspected black trannies were seeking vengeance against California for not providing them with their reparations. Ugh, they counted those eggs, Governor Newbie. I understand Deep State ordered you to bullshit those people, but they used you! Yup. That legacy of yours will be forever stained. There will be no statues of your vanity, and by 2050, you won't exist on record. Poof! Like magic, you vanish from our books and hard drives.

But then I speculated a druggie camping in the forest and passing out on fentanyl while a cigarette lit between his index and middle fingers. The cigarette dropped, and the amber broke off. The wind picked it up and sent it in the direction of the mansions.

However, a voice injected itself into my pondering and implied, "Campfires. Think about it. The dope head gets a call from her dealer. She has to meet him at a location within ten minutes. So she grabs her backpack and heads for the highway. However, she forgot to fan the campfire out."

Finally, the Keeper of the Cosmic Hive alleged it was your ordinary junkie pissed off at the rich people and set the fires with rainbow emotions.

But this morning, I discerned this through the eyes of the migrant employees. Many of them work in the carpentry, contractor, and construction industries. They love to build houses, especially those large motherfuckers. And with today's economy and so much competition (open borders?), they are desperate for work! They make their livelihood prosper mainly from disasters. But if there are none, no work. So... create a fucking disaster like the rich people do!

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