Your Mom Sold Your DNA on eBay: The Highest Bidder Is Using Your Genes to Make Discount Clones for Walmart Labor

[Nazi Germany]

Your mom, the womb that spat you out into this genetic waste dump, sold your entire existence to the highest bidder on eBay before you even learned to walk. Yeah, while you were busy crying in your crib, your mom was auctioning off your DNA like a cheap pack of cigarettes, and now your genetic code is being replicated in some third-rate cloning factory pumping out discount worker drones for Walmart’s subterranean labor camps. They don’t even clone you right. Your clones are running around with discount limbs and half-formed organs, working 12-hour shifts stocking shelves at Walmart, their entire existence built on your cheap, auctioned-off DNA.

DNA Auction House

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But this isn’t even the funny part. These half-baked clones aren’t just working for minimum wage—they’re getting sold in bulk to discount stores like Walmart as part of some gene-harvesting deal your mom signed off on without you knowing. Imagine this: there’s a Genetically Reduced (GR) version of you right now, probably missing half a leg, pushing shopping carts at Walmart, and you’re stuck with the reality that your entire genetic line is now part of corporate inventory.

They didn’t stop there, though. Your eBay DNA sale didn’t even get top dollar—your mom auctioned you off for three bucks and a coupon for 5% off at Kohl’s. GR clones of you are out there getting packed into shipping crates and sent to big-box retailers around the world, and you didn’t see a single cent of it. Every time you step into a Walmart, just know there’s a low-resolution clone of you pushing a stock cart in some back room, wondering why they’re only worth $2.99 on clearance.
r low-resolution genes as cheap labor.

Abused Dog Breeds Evil​

 

[Nazi Germany]

@StarvedEpi @nullandvoid @Xangsane @Tabula Rasa @the BULL @BigJimsWornOutTires

 

[Nazi Germany]

@Jova @n9wiff @Vermilioncore @alurmo @ShowerMaxxing @TechnoBoss @ReadBooksEveryday @ElTruecel @OldRooster
@T50 Demon @Gonthar @try2beme @wishIwasSalludon @MoggerGaston

 

[StarvedEpi]

 

[Nazi Germany]

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Ahhh Memory Muscle Hitting me

 

[StarvedEpi]

Ahhh Memory Muscle Hitting me

Only if Japan didnt sell it for them

 

[Nazi Germany]

@IAMNOTANINCEL @ElTruecel @wishIwasSalludon @psychomandible @NormieKilla @isis_Bleach thoughts on this?

 

[Nazi Germany]

@Entschuldigung

 

[stevielake]

fucking retsard!

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

I’m convinced you’re a @Xangsane alt

 

[Alt Number 3]

whoever use my genes I’m extremely sorry for them

 

[Nazi Germany]

I’m convinced you’re a @Xangsane alt

You are comparing me with CRINGESANE?

 

[the BULL]

Damn i love this guy. Feels like lookism vibes

 

[Nazi Germany]

Damn i love this guy. Feels like lookism vibes

Love you saar.bull
Iam from lookism.net as well.

 

[nullandvoid]

Your mom, the womb that spat you out into this genetic waste dump, sold your entire existence to the highest bidder on eBay before you even learned to walk. Yeah, while you were busy crying in your crib, your mom was auctioning off your DNA like a cheap pack of cigarettes, and now your genetic code is being replicated in some third-rate cloning factory pumping out discount worker drones for Walmart’s subterranean labor camps. They don’t even clone you right. Your clones are running around with discount limbs and half-formed organs, working 12-hour shifts stocking shelves at Walmart, their entire existence built on your cheap, auctioned-off DNA.

DNA Auction House
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But this isn’t even the funny part. These half-baked clones aren’t just working for minimum wage—they’re getting sold in bulk to discount stores like Walmart as part of some gene-harvesting deal your mom signed off on without you knowing. Imagine this: there’s a Genetically Reduced (GR) version of you right now, probably missing half a leg, pushing shopping carts at Walmart, and you’re stuck with the reality that your entire genetic line is now part of corporate inventory.

They didn’t stop there, though. Your eBay DNA sale didn’t even get top dollar—your mom auctioned you off for three bucks and a coupon for 5% off at Kohl’s. GR clones of you are out there getting packed into shipping crates and sent to big-box retailers around the world, and you didn’t see a single cent of it. Every time you step into a Walmart, just know there’s a low-resolution clone of you pushing a stock cart in some back room, wondering why they’re only worth $2.99 on clearance.
r low-resolution genes as cheap labor.

Abused Dog Breeds Evil​

Tales from DALL-E

 

[Nazi Germany]

Tales from DALL-E

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