You're a 5'3 Indian incel with an ugly face and tiny penis? What do u pick?

[Deleted member 62931]

You're a 5'3 Indian incel with an ugly face and tiny penis

You're approached by 4 demons in the middle of the night who offer to make you a 6'4 Aryan Mega Chad with a giant schlong...

...but you must sacrifice all your friends and family

What do you do?

 

[Deleted member 62931]

@TechnoBoss @NorwoodAscender

 

[nathan]

why would you ever accept this offer?

 

[Deleted member 62931]

why would you ever accept this offer?

Slayer Chad by any means

 

[6PSLcel]

yes sir

 

[Deleted member 53670]

The fam gotta go

 

[Deleted member 62931]

The fam gotta go

Lol no way your going to do that

 

[Deleted member 71968]

why would you ever accept this offer?

if you dont have family and friends

 

[Deleted member 33711]

The question described @rand anon perfectly, what’s your answer?

 

[Sens]

just rot and karmamax and you’ll be good in the next life

 

[Deleted member 62931]

just rot and karmamax and you’ll be good in the next life

Cope karma is fake.

Jews are running the world and pedos and get richer

 

[Deleted member 53670]

Lol no way your going to do that

It’s either rope or them. I can’t even cope with moneymaxxing since average indian IQ is like 90

 

[Deleted member 62931]

It’s either rope or them. I can’t even cope with moneymaxxing since average indian IQ is like 90

Indians have the highest income in the US. I doubt the average IQ is 90.

 

[Deleted member 39838]

does any money come with this offer

 

[Deleted member 62931]

does any money come with this offer

lol no but ur a chad.

You can model and become rich

 

[rand anon]

The question described @rand anon perfectly, what’s your answer?

I don’t hve a sub five face and I’m not tiny

 

[Deleted member 62931]

I don’t hve a sub five face and I’m not tiny

whats ur stats?

 

[Deleted member 33711]

I don’t hve a sub five face and I’m not tiny

you said you were 5’3

 

[Deleted member 53670]

Indians have the highest income in the US. I doubt the average IQ is 90.

Mainland India they’re stupid though? It’s only the higher IQ ambitious ones that succeed in the states.

If we’re talking US then I would study cope and make money. From there I would either become Muslim/stay Hindu, get an arranged marriage (would probably have to be an ugly subhuman cousin) and have kids.

 

[Deleted member 62931]

Mainland India they’re stupid though? It’s only the higher IQ ambitious ones that succeed in the states.

If we’re talking US then I would study cope and make money. From there I would either become Muslim/stay Hindu, get an arranged marriage (would probably have to be an ugly subhuman cousin) and have kids.

Fair point.

The hypothetical was for a Indian in the US.

 

[rand anon]

you said you were 5’3

I was referring to dick size but yes I’m 5’3

 

[GabachoCopium]

yes

im truly a soulless heartless and deranged individual

 

[Deleted member 33711]

Indians have the highest income in the US. I doubt the average IQ is 90.

India only sends its smartest to America

 

[Deleted member 62931]

I was referring to dick size but yes I’m 5’3

Damn it’s over bro

 

[rand anon]

whats ur stats?

if ur asking about my face, prob strong htn based on all the ratings I've gotten, and u already know my height

Damn it’s over bro

for slaying yeah ofc

 

[Deleted member 62931]

if ur asking about my face, prob strong htn based on all the ratings I've gotten, and u already know my height

for slaying yeah ofc

dm a pic. i won't leak

 

[NotAMogger]

Braindead thread. Most of us don't even have friends and we hate our families.

 

[Deleted member 62931]

Braindead thread. Most of us don't even have friends and we hate our families.

Enought to kill them is crazy

 

[rand anon]

dm a pic. i won't leak

maybe after I've interacted with u a bit, u 2024cels hve been unhinged so far

 

[normie_joe]

You're a 5'3 Indian incel with an ugly face and tiny penis

You're approached by 4 demons in the middle of the night who offer to make you a 6'4 Aryan Mega Chad with a giant schlong...

...but you must sacrifice all your friends and family

What do you do?

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I'll sacrice all my friends and family and make you a 5 ft 3 Indian with a tiny penis and ugly face.

 

[arabcelxxx]

@BitchBoy this one is for you

 

[Nowiff.Belgrade]

All the cool users chose reject the deal like I did, respect

 

[Swarthy Knight]

You're a 5'3 Indian incel with an ugly face and tiny penis

You're approached by 4 demons in the middle of the night who offer to make you a 6'4 Aryan Mega Chad with a giant schlong...

...but you must sacrifice all your friends and family

What do you do?

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First of all this question is a bit redundant.. since curries are already Aryan

And no I would not. All those hedonistic pleasures won't make up for going ER on your family. And good look entering heaven and getting 72 virgins after doing that

 

[spark]

Lol no way your going to do that

I am way taller and not curry at all and a big dick too.

And I would still take the deal. If the demons turned me into a young teen slayer as well I would let them sacrifice my entire extended family as well. Closest 100 relatives? NO PROBLEMO.

 

[Deleted member 46941]

but you must sacrifice all your friends and family