You're a struggling comedian-actor worth a minimal wage salary, someone offers you millions of dollars but with a catch!

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The catch is you have to lead a nation and be invaded by your buddy, Putin. You have to send hundreds of thousands of men to their deaths. But don't worry, many of them are not very good people. They refused the vaccinations! Ugh, I imagine you're ready to kill them right now. The audacity those sons of bitches have to put you, your loved ones, and many people at risk! How dare them. You'll probably do this for free, uh? Justice served, right?


Meanwhile, your buddy will send tens of thousands of inmates, criminals, drug addicts, anti-vaxxers, and defiant assholes to their death. See this like a live chess game! See yourself as a hero! You'll be lowering the bad people population. Smh.


You'll get support from the nation you love the most, America. But you need to pretend your buddy is your enemy. Can you do that, Peaches? Will you do that for millions of dollars yearly? Oh, the incentives that come later... during this wag the dog, the military will be testing drones for advancement. Meaning, you'll get bonuses during the ordeal. Also, ugh, the fucking books and movies and Netflix deals that come later... I am so jelly.

You're going to be a star! ✡️✡️✡️

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Too bad we can't run those real fucking numbers on the anti-vaxxers from Ukraine during the vaccination push. No can do, when they decide the numbers. Like, how could you get the real data? Go to Ukraine and tell them its public record, release them?

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Shit, they'll give you whatever the fuck they want. Like you're going to Ukraine to request that data anyway, the fuck out of here
 
You all have no idea how many things have and continue to come from the Ukraine/Russia ordeal. Many nations are glued to the data. And just think, all of our prisons are jam packed! Yet, we refuse to build new prisons. Smh, I wonder why.
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i would accept the offer with a big smile on my face:D:D:D
 
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I think this dude is the least NT forum user
 
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These people see themselves as heroes! Remember who Ukrainians and Russians are. Odin's people, those Vikings. They don't give a fuck like we do.
 
Do you think the British government will launch a false flag terror attack in London and then blame the Russians for it?
 
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Do you think the British government will launch a false flag terror attack in London and then blame the Russians for it?
I don't see why. But the recent threat to BRICS from Trump was indeed a "Let's get this party started now, motherfuckers. Now!" He threatened the countries involved in the BRICS, which includes China and India, if they don't end the scheme and walk away, he'll tax their imports 100%.

 
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How did you became so articulate suddenly
You always talked like a insane
 
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Eh I wasn't going to reply because I think it was rude of me, sorry. But yeah you might have schizophrenia
Right, right... so that makes you the better person here since you degraded me into a person not to trust. Ugh, keep doing that and see how far it takes you in this world.

How did you became so articulate suddenly
You always talked like a insane
Of course, you must have logical reasoning to debunk this as quickly as possible, or, ugh... life isn't so peachy anymore.
 

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